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What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
How much pussy does a priest get? None.
The cemetery is so crowded, people are just dying to get in.
So, a man finds a woman on a train track while he's on his way to a bar, and they had a lot of sex.
When he gets to the bar, he brags about the different sex positions they used, and one of the guys says, "Oh, did you do head?"
He responded with, "No, I couldn't find the head."
What do you get when you mix birth control and LSD?
A trip without kids.
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Why did the orphan get kicked off the baseball team?
He would never make it home base.
What do rocks and girls have in common?
The flat ones get skipped.
Q: What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
A: Neither of them get to see their parents.
Dark humor is like food, some just don't get it.
How is a child molester and Harambe the same? They both get shot for touching little kids.
Why did the scarecrow get promoted?
He was out-standing.
Don't you just hate it when your grandmas always complaining about things getting stuck between her false teeth, like my foreskin?
I called the suicide hotline, and he suggested I draw on myself to distract myself.
I replied I'd get ink poisoning.
Wouldn't recommend, the police came.
If someone burns to death, do they get a discount at the crematorium?
What is the difference between apples and orphans?
The apples get picked.
What's the difference between an apple and a child?
The apple gets picked.
I heard a neat little trick you can use to have a public pool all to yourself. If you blow a whistle 3 times, everyone will just get out!
One day my mom told me to take out the trash, and I did. The next day, mom asked me, "Where is your sister?" and I said, "A garbage truck took her." Mom started running to try and get the truck before it left.
Royal aka ZEPHYR gets cucked daily by Tyrone.
ZEPHYR watches Tyrone give his wife the genes he could never give her. What a loser.
What’s the difference between an orphan and cotton? One gets picked.