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Why can orphans not get married?
They are dad can't walk them down the aisle!
Two muffins are sitting in a bar.
The first muffin says to the bartender, "I'll have the usual."
The second one does not say anything to the bartender because muffins lack the vocal ability of humans, and even with the proper anatomy capable of speech access, they would most certainly be entirely unable to comprehend the human language. In fact, the first muffin would indefinitely not be able to provide speech to the bartender. The muffins also lack the muscular structure to be capable of support themselves to being suspended also preventing their access to movement. Even with the human-like structure, muffins lack brains, which are an essential part of being able to send nerve contact within the legs to be able to move. Also, with them lacking a brain structure entirely prevents them from speech. The anatomy simply prohibits the food items mentioned to be able to carry out any of the tasks required to get them to said bar and be able to speak, thus making the situation untruthful and completely idiotic.
How did Harry Potter get down the hill? Walking... J.K. Rowling.
An action hero stops a man running by throwing a tire at him.
What is his one liner? "I told you to stop running or you will get tired."
What do you get when you cross a blonde chick and a garden tool?
A dumbass hoe.
Found a good definition of the jokes here while listening to Without Me by Eminem
"Why did the band teacher get arrested?"
"For fingering a minor." Ahaha, so funny!
What time is it when it gets dark out?
Bed time.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
It's me. I can't get in because Stephen Hawking is in the way.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
Jimmy: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Joe: Why?
Jimmy: To get to the idiot’s house.
Jimmy: Knock knock.
Joe: Who’s there?
Jimmy: It’s the chicken.
What do gay people get for Christmas?
Discrimination.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other side.
Why did the guy get the hose?
Because the girl was smoking hot.
This is how big cats were named.
"I HATE BIG CATS. THAT ONE IS A LIAR, THAT ONE IS A CHEATER. THE ONE IS A POO-MA."
"Lion. Cheetah. Puma. You're getting a promotion."
Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
Cancer kids be like: "When I grow up... lol nevermind."
This joke never gets old. Just like the child.
"Get off your computer, Jessie Jex."
Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.
What do you get when you cross a pedophile and an elementary school? Predator 3.
A guy was in one of the Twin Towers and he ordered pepperoni pizza, but he didn't get it. He got a plane instead.