What's the difference between an apple and a child?
The apple gets picked.
What did the momma grape say to the pappa grape?
"Raisin' our kids is usually pretty fun, but sometimes they get sunburn and I have to take them to the doctor for dry skin."
I couldn’t understand why the baseball was getting bigger and bigger.
Then it hit me.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Getting hurt is a bone-breaking experience. It's such a spine-tingling event!
How much work does a skeleton get done?
A SKELE-TON!
What did the blind kid get for Christmas? He hasn’t seen it yet...
What did the kids with no arms get? He doesn’t know, he’s still trying to figure out how to open it. :))))
Q: Why did the cat get arrested?
A: He was caught littering.
Women suck (GET IT?!)
Q: Why did the cat get a ticket?
A: He was caught littering.
Q: Why do clowns always get into fights?
A: Because they have the balls to.
Why did the scarecrow get promoted?
He was out-standing.
What did the trans woman say after finally telling her parents about her surgeries?
“It felt really good to get that off my chest.”
What do you get when you cross a Jewish person?
Christianity.
I was kicked out of an orphanage kitchen because I yelled, "Hurry up, some of us have homes to get back to."
What does a pregnant slave and a payless sale have in common?
Buy one, get one free.
What's the difference between YouTube adverts and orphans?
Most get skipped no matter how interesting they are.
Why are Black people getting stronger?
Because the TVs are getting bigger.
I went to the tattoo shop and asked for a skull.
A Jewish guy behind me said, "A skull? Back in my day, we could only get numbers!"
We should really stop making jokes about orphans. Their parents will get mad.
