I heard a neat little trick you can use to have a public pool all to yourself. If you blow a whistle 3 times, everyone will just get out!
whats the difference between an apple and a child
the apple get picked
What is the difference between apples and orphans? The apples get picked
i called the suicide hotline and he suggested i drew on myself to distract myself. i replied id get ink poisoning
wouldnt recommend the police came
Q: Why do clowns always get into fights? A:Because they have the balls to.
Why did the scarecrow get promoted?
He was out-standing.
What is the similarity between orphans and apples? They both get thrown out
What is the difference between an Appel and an Orphan
The apple gets picked
Why did the suicidal man walk in front of the car? to get to the other side
What is the difference between apples and orphans? Apples get picked!
What's got 5 arms, 3 legs and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon. 7_What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? GLOVES! Nah, just kidding... He still hasn't unwrapped his present.
Q: why did the cat get a ticket A: he was caught littering
Q: Why did the cat get arrested A: he was caught littering
Women suck (GET IT?!)
Q: Why did the pervert cross the road? A: Couldn't get his dick out of the chicken.
(Tripple Pun)
What did the momma grape say to the pappa grape?
Raisin are kids is usually pretty fun, but some times they get sunburn and I have to take them to the doctor for dry skin.
When the school shooter says "Everybody get down!" and the autistic kid thinks it's Simon Says: 🙋♂️🙋♂️🙋♂️
The most powerful thing in the world is babies. This is because they cry and get what every they want.
Why do bugs hate the internet?
Because they always get caught.
Get it ? Inter-net?
why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the idiots house
Knock, Knock Who's there? Chicken
