Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Chicken.
Dagger. This is to get your attention, for Dagger Jr. and I. We'd like to speak with you, and possibly Lynx, if we can find a time to all talk.
What’s the difference between your sister and a bowling ball?
I can only get 3 fingers in a bowling ball!
Roses are red. Watches are gold. Get on your knees and do what you're told.
What did the trans woman say after finally telling her parents about her surgeries?
“It felt really good to get that off my chest.”
What does a pregnant slave and a payless sale have in common?
Buy one, get one free.
I was kicked out of an orphanage kitchen because I yelled, "Hurry up, some of us have homes to get back to."
What do you get when you cross a Jewish person?
Christianity.
What do women and KFC have in common?
After you get done with the thighs and breasts, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.
I asked the gym trainer what type of machine I should use to get the best looking women.
He said the ATM outside.
Why are Black people getting stronger?
Because the TVs are getting bigger.
What's the difference between YouTube adverts and orphans?
Most get skipped no matter how interesting they are.
I went to the tattoo shop and asked for a skull.
A Jewish guy behind me said, "A skull? Back in my day, we could only get numbers!"
Sometimes I get jealous when I see a gravestone.
Why are Indians so good at football?
Each time they get a corner, they open a shop.