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If a man and a woman need a marriage license to get married, does a lesbian couple need a liquor license to get married?

I asked the gym trainer what type of machine I should use to get the best looking women.

He said the ATM outside.

Yo mama is such a slut, she could get slapped by a pack of hot dogs and get pregnant.

I was kicked out of an orphanage kitchen because I yelled, "Hurry up, some of us have homes to get back to."

What do you get when you cross a Jewish person?

Christianity.

What do women and KFC have in common?

After you get done with the thighs and breasts, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.

Why are Black people getting stronger?

Because the TVs are getting bigger.

What record did Obama prove during his presidency?

No matter how far a brotha gets in life, he'll still be in government housing.

How do you make a dishwasher work again?

Smack her ass and say "get back to work!"

What’s the difference between your sister and a bowling ball?

I can only get 3 fingers in a bowling ball!

How do you get a black girl to suck your meat?

Put barbecue sauce on it.

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger, then it hit me :3

I couldn’t understand why the baseball was getting bigger and bigger.

Then it hit me.

How did Aby get away from Mr. Ryan in Iran? He ran!

What did the blind kid get for Christmas? He hasn’t seen it yet...

What did the kids with no arms get? He doesn’t know, he’s still trying to figure out how to open it. :))))

Getting hurt is a bone-breaking experience. It's such a spine-tingling event!

How much work does a skeleton get done?

A SKELE-TON!

What's the difference between YouTube adverts and orphans?

Most get skipped no matter how interesting they are.

We should really stop making jokes about orphans. Their parents will get mad.

My ex-boyfriend threatened to kill me because I was suicidal.

I wanted to tell him, "Well, can we get what we both want?" I was already planning on dying anyway.