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Q: Why did the pervert cross the road?
A: Couldn't get his dick out of the chicken.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Women suck (GET IT?!)
Q: Why did the cat get arrested?
A: He was caught littering.
Q: Why did the cat get a ticket?
A: He was caught littering.
Memes
What's got 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves! Nah, just kidding... He still hasn't unwrapped his present.
What did the blind kid get for Christmas? He hasn’t seen it yet...
What did the kids with no arms get? He doesn’t know, he’s still trying to figure out how to open it. :))))
Getting hurt is a bone-breaking experience. It's such a spine-tingling event!
What do you get when I get mixed with coffee?
De-presso.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Chicken.
How did Aby get away from Mr. Ryan in Iran? He ran!
I couldn’t understand why the baseball was getting bigger and bigger.
Then it hit me.
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger, then it hit me :3
How much work does a skeleton get done?
A SKELE-TON!
Don't you just hate it when your grandmas always complaining about things getting stuck between her false teeth, like my foreskin?
What is the difference between apples and orphans? Apples get picked!
Why did the suicidal man walk in front of the car? To get to the other side.
I called the suicide hotline, and he suggested I draw on myself to distract myself.
I replied I'd get ink poisoning.
Wouldn't recommend, the police came.
If someone burns to death, do they get a discount at the crematorium?
Why did the scarecrow get promoted?
He was out-standing.