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Why do orphans like playing tennis so much?
Because it’s the only way they’ll ever get love.
How do you get away with murder?
Son: Mom, can I get $100 for a week?
Mom: Why do you need $100 for a week?
Son: I'm going on a date, and I need $100 for a week, please.
Mom: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Go on your date now. You got $1, so go.
Son: And you got $0.00.
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Q: Why did the fly go to the hospital?
A: For the doctor to make it get "butter!"
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never get a home run. 😭
Dark jokes are just like water.
Not everybody gets it.
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I am so depressed! I get jealous when my phone dies.
I am in trouble. My mum asked me to get six cans of Sprite.
But I got seven Up.
I don't get people who treat you like shit and cross your boundaries, then are surprised when you have depression.
It's because of them after all. 🥰✨️
What would you name a detective if he didn't already have a name?
Cassie.
Get it?
Why did the orphan go to church?
So he gets to call someone father.
"We got a number one victory royale, yeah Fortnite we boutta get down! Get down! Ten kills on the board right now, just wiped out tomato town! My friend's gone down, I revived him now we're heading southbound! Now we're in the pleasant park street, look at the map, go to the marked sheet!"
What do you get when you light Stephen Hawking on fire? A fried PC.
If you are friendly on a game, should I will kill you in the game? You should say, "Will, if you did kill me, I will tell my more friendly to ban you from the game." The friendly should [ask], "What you got?" Friendly on the game [replies], "Jack, you are not my friendly, the all friendly you be ban, if you don't get it, will have fun." If you don't like the text, I am come for you. Ok, now like it, the end.
What do you get when you cross mums and makeup?
Beauty!
You get on an elevator and you find the Pope and Donald Trump cowering from two snarling wolves. In your hand you find a revolver with only two bullets in it... what do you do?
You shoot the Pope and the Donald each in a leg and exit the elevator at the next stop.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
Nobody finds that one funny.
What do you get when you cross a deer and a pickle?
A dildo.