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What is the difference between an orphan and cotton candy?
Answer: The cotton candy gets picked.
Why are Black people getting stronger?
Because the TVs are getting bigger.
What’s the difference between your sister and a bowling ball?
I can only get 3 fingers in a bowling ball!
I asked the gym trainer what type of machine I should use to get the best looking women.
He said the ATM outside.
What do you get when you cross a Jewish person?
Christianity.
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I was kicked out of an orphanage kitchen because I yelled, "Hurry up, some of us have homes to get back to."
What do women and KFC have in common?
After you get done with the thighs and breasts, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.
How do you make a dishwasher work again?
Smack her ass and say "get back to work!"
We should really stop making jokes about orphans. Their parents will get mad.
I went to the tattoo shop and asked for a skull.
A Jewish guy behind me said, "A skull? Back in my day, we could only get numbers!"
Dagger. This is to get your attention, for Dagger Jr. and I. We'd like to speak with you, and possibly Lynx, if we can find a time to all talk.
I couldn’t understand why the baseball was getting bigger and bigger.
Then it hit me.
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger, then it hit me :3
How much work does a skeleton get done?
A SKELE-TON!
Getting hurt is a bone-breaking experience. It's such a spine-tingling event!
What did the blind kid get for Christmas? He hasn’t seen it yet...
What did the kids with no arms get? He doesn’t know, he’s still trying to figure out how to open it. :))))
Why did the orphan try to get hurt?
Because then they would get surrounded with people who care about him.
He looks around, no one is there.
What's the quickest way to get money besides winning the lottery?
Leaving your son with Michael Jackson.
What does a Rubik's cube and a man's penis have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
Why do orphans get to watch rated R movies? Because their parents can't stop them.