What did the cannibal get when he showed up to the party late??
A cold shoulder
JFK: Are you a bullet because I can't get you out of my head.
A mirror and a beer bottle are arguing The beer bottle says: if you break me you get one year of bad luck The mirror scoffs: oh, that's nothing, you break me and you get 7 years of bad luck. The condom overhears these arguments and walks off laughing
What did hitler get for his birthday
A G.I Jew and a easy bake oven
Are you a bullet? Because I can't get you out of my head (JFK Rizz)
Why don’t cheetahs get married? They always cheat on each other
what is the difference between an apple and a orphan? the apple gets picked.
Why can’t Orphans get married ? Because they were already given away
Why can't an orphan get married. It doesn't have its parents blessing.
Guys, We need to stop making jokes about orphans. Their parents might get upset. Oh, wait... never mind.
My dad just found out and told my mom about one of their friends Chad just murdered his wife Claire and after doing that he turned the gun on himself and committed suicide right after My moms reply: Jesus Chad will do anything to get out of cleaning his mess won’t he
Little Johnny saw his dad getting head from his mom. Johnny asked what they were doing and mom stopped and said she was fixing his dads pants. Little Johnny says "That explains what the lady next door was doing"
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple tree... The apples get picked
What’s the difference from a orphan and a tomato
The tomato’s get picked.
Whats the difference between an apple and a orphan? The apple gets picked
What's the difference between and orphan and an apple? ...one gets picked
Why does a orphan always get out in baseball
Cause he can't run home
I told my mom to get rope for a project and when she got home I got the good old coat hanger out and hung myself up.
What did the north tower say to the south tower during the summer? Get ready for fall!
my teacher: if you could go anywhere where would you go...me: demon slayer. my teacher: why. the quiet kid: TO GET EATEN BY A DEMON OR BECOME ONE!!!
