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Son: Dad, I'm gay.
Dad: I support you.
Son: I like you.
Dad: Get out and into my room!
What do orphans get on Xmas?
Lonely.
When the school shooter says to get on the ground, but the sped kid thinks it's Simon Says!
Papyrus: Well come to the underground.
Sans: How was your falls?
Papyrus: G-g-good luck eve-ever ge-getting o-out.
Sans: Give me your balls!
Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.
Why did Naruto run fast?
Because he tried to get away from himself.
Why is it inappropriate when guys say their girlfriends are their “Partners in Crime”?
Like we get it, bro, she’s underage.
What award does the Demogorgon get? A Emmygorgon.
Girl: Boys are like sports, they get played.
Boy: Girls are like rocks, the flat ones get skipped.
Yo mama so fat that John Cena couldn’t get her down with an Attitude Adjustment!
Q: What happens to KID who NAPs near a stranger?
A: He gets KID-NAPPED (kidnapped).
Q: How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?
A: He forgot to wrap his whopper.
I thought I told you to lock up when I left this morning. This is why our shit gets stolen all the time!
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple always gets picked. 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Life is too short, just like me. Get roasted, short people!
When baseball players want to get together, what will they do?
Touch base.
What's the similarities between dark humor and cancer?
It's funnier when kids get it.
What do you get when you cross a Jamaican with a ginger?
A gingerbread man.
A man walked into a shop and asked the shop keeper for a potato clock.
The shop keeper said, "I don't know what a potato clock is."
The man said, "Me neither, but I'm starting a new job and my boss told me work starts at 9, so I'd have to get a potato clock."
(Wait, forgot about the 3rd third thing.) I have said this countless times, but it doesn't seem to be getting through to you: quit hating on particular jokes. You don't like it? Nobody cares. Don't go into the morbid jokes category, you idiots, ffs!