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Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road? Cause it got stuck in the crack.
*If you don't get it, it got stuck in the butt crack.*
A black n***a crashes a neighborhood barbecue, bragging about his 'hood credentials' while hogging all the ribs and collard greens. The host calls him out, 'Yo, pay up or get out. Ain't no freebies here.' He laughs it off, 'Man, I run this block!' But the host's burly brother, who's been grilling the whole time, snarls, 'Wrong, fool. Time to settle the score.' He pins him against the picnic table, wraps a chain leash around his neck from the dog run, edges him with a vibrating basting brush slathered in hot sauce, and then plows his ass deep and hard, grunting, 'Now you're the main course, spicier than the jerk chicken!'
Why does the basketball never get a date?
Because they dribble.
One of my earliest memories is seeing my mother's face through the oven window as we played hide and seek, and she said: "You're getting warmer!"
Dark humor is like having parents, not everybody gets them.
GET DOXXED JAKE
Why can't orphans get five stars in GTA? Because they weren't wanted.
When someone calls me ugly, I get sad and hug them.
I know life can be difficult for those with weak vision.
What does Michael Jackson and a TV have in common? They both get turned on by kids.
What gets hard when tugged and fits perfectly in between boobs... A seatbelt.
What does an electric-type Pokémon say when they get gassy while drinking milk?
I’m Zaptos intolerant!
Me: *writes Kahoot about me then finishes.*
Me and friend: *plays Kahoot.*
A question: When is (my name) happy?
Friend: *puts a good answer and gets wrong.*
Answer: Never, only a portion.
Friend: Do you need help?
Rapist: "Get into the fucking van!"
Kid: "mi gniog ot tell ym momy"
Rapist: "Fine" (Grabs a white kid instead)
What do you call a person who tries to get you on a dating website... a Brodie.
Where do you get 30% of your agua? From AGUAfers.
What’s the difference between apples and orphans? Apples actually get picked.
Why is an orphan into worshiping Satan?
'Cause they get to call someone "master" and be freaky.
Roses are red, oranges are orange.
Get a life, quit watching porn.
Why did the skunk cross the road?
To get to the odor side!
What happens when a frog parks illegally?
It gets toad.
Why did the fastest cat get kicked out of school?
He was a cheetah.