How are urinals made?
They get installed.
Get Jokes
1) What was Techno's reaction when he died?
2) Where did all the orphans go?
PS: In case you don't get it, it's a pedophile joke, cuz he is one!
Why did the terrorist not get paid, but they loved their job?
They di2s drying plans.
How do you get away with murder?
How do you get a country girl's attention? A tractor.
Women getting paid is bad, women should not get paid...
"History's repeating itself. WWIII is coming, and the second Russia nukes the U.S., they're all getting fucked."
Imagine getting rickrolled. Oh, I forgot, you already got rickrolled yesterday.
How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of the crime?
I think they just hacked the "chrime."
Why do cheetahs always get 100 on a test?
Theyβre cheetahs!
Orphan: Throws a boomerang.
Boomerang: Comes back with his father.
Father: Goes to get milk.
My roasts aren't funny. At least this shit gets me money.
Friend: Wanna hear a joke?
Orphan Friend: Sure.
Friend: Parents.
Other: I don't get it.
Friend: And you never will.
Whatβs the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Only one of them gets picked...
What do you get when you cross between Tailga and emo?
Tailighmo.
How do you get black kids to stop jumping off the bed?
You put Velcro on the ceiling.
How do you get the black kids down?
You invite the Mexicans over.
You can't send an Indian to walk a corner. The only corner they will get to is 7-11.
What do you get when you mix a white guy and a fire?
A firecracker.
What's the difference between an orphan and cotton?
Cotton gets picked.
What do you call the middle of a penny?
A center (get it? Cent-er).
