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Friend: I got bit.
Other friend: By what?
Friend: A dog.
Other friend: (Runs away and the next day you know everyone is wearing a mask and the friend gets expelled because of rabies.)
Please, can someone comment on this post to explain what satisfaction you get from joking about such serious issues?
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.
I got fired from a pickle factory for getting my finger caught in a slicer. They only gave *her* the day off with pay... unfair!
Boy, if you don't get your "I'm Burger King with my Burger Queen!"
Memes
Yo mama is so fat she can't even get in her own car because she's fat.
Akeld: Do you think I should get an edges or a tapeline?
Me: Why not make both of them there? They're both messed up anyway.
How to get 60 Translink workers? Please head out of the pool because ya'll are fat. Oh wait, didn't you poop yourself? Say sorry to your underwear while pooping as a fat Canadian Translink worker, little boy.
Your mum is so fat, I had to take 2 buses and a train to get to her good side.
What's the difference between white people and Africans?.... The white people get water.
"Get a life, dum dums!"
Says the fucking moron.
Why are dead baby jokes always funny?
They never get old.
Why did your parents abandon you?
Because the first thing you dad said to be was; "GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WIFE."
Why did Rhydon get an orphan...
Rhydon deez nuts!
How do people get skinny?
Their parents don't feed them. (JOKE)
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
Why does it get hot after a baseball game?
'Cause all the fans have left.
Why did the butthole get angry?
So it could wipe every human, snipe.
So you can't pay rent and you know you're going to get evicted, but all of the sudden you hear a knock on your door and it's your landlord, but he's naked and erect, and on his cock, it says, "Your rent is due."
39, 41, 43, AK, 47, AK-47. You get it? Lmao.