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Orphan: Throws a boomerang.
Boomerang: Comes back with his father.
Father: Goes to get milk.
What do you get when you cross mums and makeup?
Beauty!
Gwen: Prince, they told me you'd be crying back. What do you want?
Prince: Nothing...BUT CAN WE GET BACK TOGETHER!?!??
Gwen: Sorry...BUT...I have a life to live now. I'm logging off this site and going to watch some TV. I'll be back in 1 hour, but we are done...DONE...DONE.
So, a guy and his brother were walking in the woods, and his brother said, "It's getting dark out here, can we go home?"
The man said, "I know, think how I will feel walking home tonight!"
How do you get a country girl's attention? A tractor.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple actually gets picked.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
If I stepped on a Twix, would you get mad?
What did the orphan say to the other?
"Robin, get the Batmobile!"
What do you get when you add 5 + 2 + 3 + 2 + 200 + 10?
Completely confuse you!
I did a walk today and walked today to get my car.
What do you get when an American talks to an Aussie and a Kiwi?
Two Aussie.
Sisters before misters.
I hope you get better.
I love you.
Q: Why did the duck cross the road?
A: To get to the other side.
Your mama is so stupid, she went to the dentist to get a Bluetooth.
I used to be a doctor, until a girl came in to get a kidney transplant, but I had to give her anal resizing surgery first.
What did the kid with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves!
Just kidding, he hasn’t opened it yet.
What do you get from pampered cows?
Spoiled milk.
Why did the chicken go to the mall?
To get new feathers!
I am counting my fingers and get nine. Why?