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How do you break up a fight between two gay men?
Say, "Can you get straight to the point?"
Why is it hard to break up with a Japanese girl?
Because you have to drop the bomb twice for her to get it.
Donald Trump was golfing with Barack Obama. The Donald said, "Listen Barack, I'm getting older and I'm having trouble sexually satisfying my young wife. I know that you black guys are supposed to be magic in bed. Can you give me a few pointers?" Barack gave Donald a few ideas and that night Donald made love to his wife. He did everything he was told. He started out slowly entering his wife gently then finished hard. Melania came quickly screaming. "Oh Donald, You fuck just like Barack Obama."
What do you get if you cross hot wheels, hot legs? Hehe.
Trump goes to a bar and sees Hillary Clinton. He goes up to her and says, "Buy me a drink." She replies angrily, "Get your own drinks. What kind of a man asks a woman to buy him a drink?" Trump responds, "The kind that will grab you by the p***y."
Oh fuck no 💀
The people in Florida yelling "White Power!" is amusing, because when they get permanent sunburn from the Florida sun, they are not white anymore.
What do Michael Jackson and a Playstation have in common? They both get turned on by kids.
Dark humor is like having parents, not everybody gets them.
What do you do if your dick is smoking?
Get your mum to lick it.
What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish?
A crab apple!
Why is the Catholic church in favor of condoms now?
It's now getting harder to hide DNA evidence.
Can emo kids get happy meals?
How did Peter Cottontail get his swing on? He made love to Alice in Wonderland.
What’s the coolest thing about having a 12 year old friend...
You get to meet Chris Hansen!
As a son, I set up a home date with my mom and my friend because I was going out of town. I set it up by telling my friend that my mom thinks he is cute, and I told my mom that my friend thinks that she is hot.
I came home the next day. I see in the living room my friend giving it to my mom doggy style. I ask what's going on. My mom said to me, "Meet your new daddy," then my friend said, "Hey son, get me a beer from the fridge."
Why'd Biden get fired from the supermarket?
He kept telling little kids they smell like freshly baked bread.
What is worse than a baby getting hanged in a tree?
That same baby getting hanged in multiple trees.
Why do elephants never get rich?
Because they work for peanuts!
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
Nobody likes that joke.
Dark humor never gets old, just like children with cancer.