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Why did the whale cross the ocean?
To get to the other tide!!! 😂
If you get an apple a day, what does it give you?
Worms and rotten fruit.
What does iCloud eat for lunch?
Your documents.
Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the “shell” station.
Does anyone know where I can get that picture that went around the internet of Steven Hawking looking at the stairway to Heaven and saying “Oh Fu-k”?
When I am getting bored, I hold a banana and start shaking it suddenly. It gives out juice after a few minutes. I get excited. Ohhhhhh!
Try with a cucumber.
So 666-3629, so get it?
What gets louder as it gets smaller?
A baby in a blender.
How do you get ten babies in a bowl?
A blender.
How do you get them out?
Doritos.
Yo mama so fat when she wanted to get wet, she used the highway as a slippin' slide!
If you ever get bored, just punch an orphan in the face. What's he going to do? Tell his parents?
What song is sung when conceiving?
"Let's Get Physical, Physical!"
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To try to get away from the man.
Why did the man cross the road?
Because his d**k was stuck in the chicken.
"I love you, you too. I-eeeeeee was the night. Time is it when you you get a typical sleep night. Is oooooooo, is it a walk home was the night night and a tree is it?"
What time is it when you get home? Time to sleep.
Why did Sellwood get named?
It is made of wood that got sold.
8 bit: Are you ok?
7 bit: Yes, I’m just a bit off...
Get it? 8 bits = a byte :)
Why do science jokes usually get no reaction?
Because they're so boron!
What time is it when you get home, can you walk walk home and walk walk home to get a car? I love you, you're the night!
What's an orphan's favorite sport?
Tennis because it's the only love they'll get.