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Yo mama so fat, she had to have 5 doorways to get anywhere!
Why did the orphan get arrested for identity theft?
He dressed up as Batman for Halloween.
What's the difference between an apple and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
I asked my phone why I couldn't get a date.
It showed a picture of myself.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.
Why did Joe get hit by a bus? Sally was driving it.
Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere!
wow mario got done dirty
What do orphans and apples have in common?
Only one gets picked.
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
El, if I know.
Why did the blind man get killed? Because he never saw it coming.
My two moods are “I can’t believe I get to be a person” and “I can’t believe I have to be a person.”
What's a native chick say after sex?
"Get off me, Dad, you're crushing my smokes!"
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple tray? The apple tray gets picked.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple tree?
Apples get picked.
The Demon when it gets summoned to earth only to find out it was a spelling mistake in Latin class. 😬
What’s the only reason Emos drink?
To get hungover.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple tree?
The apples get picked.
Best thing ever right here.
So, there is this app on your phone called ringer. Go into it. There is a 12-15 digit number. Enter that into my phone, my dick will get 12-15 inches longer.
Was busy robbing a house as quietly as possible and saw a woman catching me in the act, decided to get her in on the act and gave away my location from the noise.
How to protect your nuts from being hit: Just get hard.
I was bullying a little kid for having a purple eye and said, "Where'd you get that? Your mom? Your dad?"
After that, everyone in my group was laughing at the kid. The next day I never saw him again.
This isn't a joke but...
GET IN THE VAN, JANICE!