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What is one question on a tech test you should always ask before getting down?
What in the Robot!?
I was bullying a little kid for having a purple eye and said, "Where'd you get that? Your mom? Your dad?"
After that, everyone in my group was laughing at the kid. The next day I never saw him again.
How to protect your nuts from being hit: Just get hard.
Was busy robbing a house as quietly as possible and saw a woman catching me in the act, decided to get her in on the act and gave away my location from the noise.
If I get an atom, I would split it with you.
What’s the only reason Emos drink?
To get hungover.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple tray? The apple tray gets picked.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple tree?
Apples get picked.
My two moods are “I can’t believe I get to be a person” and “I can’t believe I have to be a person.”
The Demon when it gets summoned to earth only to find out it was a spelling mistake in Latin class. 😬
If every time someone faints when they see your face and I get 1 cent, I would be a trillionaire.
One day, someone's ex was going to the kitchen to get something to eat, and her ex-boyfriend was there and gave her an apple. Next minute, she had chlamydia. What did the boyfriend do?
If you get an apple a day, what does it give you?
Worms and rotten fruit.
There’s this girl who gets bullied for being in a wheelchair.
Why don’t she stand up for herself?
Why did Elsa let go of the balloon?
Car show: "Let It Go," get it?
Why did the duck cross the road to get to his quack dealer?
When you are chilling in the World Trade Center, and then you suddenly get airplane WiFi.
A girl and dog get dropped off at an orphanage. Why was she crying before she went in? Because the people came back for their dog!
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple actually gets picked.
A farmer had a donkey and a dog. One night, he was getting robbed by a thief. The donkey told the dog to bark, but the dog refused. So the donkey brayed very loudly, and the thief ran out of the house, and the farmer beat up the donkey.