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How do you get "Dick" from Richard?
Ask him nicely.
What is the difference between an emo kid and a jug of milk?
The milk doesn't hang itself after it gets dumped.
Yo mama so fat that John Cena couldn’t get her down with an Attitude Adjustment!
What's the different when a little boy drops in Japan then and now?
When a little boy falls today he gets back up. But then everyone fell and never came back up.
My grandfather killed Hitler.
Get it? Get it?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't get a home run.
Your mama is so stupid she stayed up all night so she can get some sleep.
Yo mama so fat, she had to have 5 doorways to get anywhere!
Your mama is so fat, I had to look twice to get a first impression.
Why did the person get fired from the calendar factory?
Because they took a day off.
Witches do not wear undies. Why? To get a better grip on their broomsticks.
What do you call a rapper who CAN’T GET OUT OF BED IN THE MORNING?
Snooze Dogg.
Why don't nurses like giving old people baths or showers?
Because they don't want their vegetables to get soggy.
Q: What do men and math tests have in common?
A: They get cheated on.
Okay, so I have a dairy and sugar allergy, and if I eat it, I get REALLY CONSTIPATED, so this is me when I’m constipated ᕙ(⇀‸↼‵‵)ᕗ lol.
I tried to get into an emo bar, but I didn't make the cut.
Normally the reason you don't get a knife when you ask for one is because the person you asked is emo.
Why did the chef go get the eggs? Because eggs are egg-tastic!
What gets louder as it gets smaller?
A baby in a blender.
Mortar is like a woman's fanny; the more you play with it, the wetter it gets.
My tutor just said this quote of 2k18^^^
Pontypool is rough.