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What is the difference between an emo kid and a jug of milk?
The milk doesn't hang itself after it gets dumped.
My life is so meaningless that I committed a crime just to get shot. 0-0
This is not a joke; this is just about death...
What is one question on a tech test you should always ask before getting down?
What in the Robot!?
Why did Elsa let go of the balloon?
Car show: "Let It Go," get it?
Why did the elephant cross the road?
To get to the peanut.
There’s this girl who gets bullied for being in a wheelchair.
Why don’t she stand up for herself?
When you are chilling in the World Trade Center, and then you suddenly get airplane WiFi.
What's the best way to get an emo out of a tree?
Cut the rope.
Did Mr. Rusher play tennis in the dark?
You will get hit by the tennis ball! Ouch, Mr. Rusher said.
I told a disabled kid to get in my van. Well, it’s been two years, and he still hasn’t gotten into the van.
Yo mama is so pretty, she could get in a car crash because boys are staring at her.
Why did the orphan get kicked out of baseball?
They couldn't hit home base.
Science experts say when you get mad, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What do eggs use in war? Eggk47s get my yolk this is really cracking me up!
They’d probably get shellshocked, wasn’t it all eggcellent? Ok, Ok, I’m headed for the egg-it.
Why did the new egg fell so good? It just got laid.
What do school shooting jokes and school shooting victims have in common? They never get old.
Your mama is so stupid she stayed up all night so she can get some sleep.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't get a home run.
Your mama is so fat, I had to look twice to get a first impression.
Okay, so I have a dairy and sugar allergy, and if I eat it, I get REALLY CONSTIPATED, so this is me when I’m constipated ᕙ(⇀‸↼‵‵)ᕗ lol.
Why did the chef go get the eggs? Because eggs are egg-tastic!