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I asked my phone why I couldn't get a date.
It showed a picture of myself.
Why did the blind man get killed? Because he never saw it coming.
What's the difference between an apple and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
What's a native chick say after sex?
"Get off me, Dad, you're crushing my smokes!"
Why did the orphan get kicked out of baseball?
They couldn't hit home base.
Science experts say when you get mad, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What do you call a person who tries to get you on a dating website... a Brodie.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
So I was looking through my pictures and I found a picture of a random kid that took a picture of his ugly face. It looked like someone that got hit by a car, then a bus, then a semi.
That’s what I get for not having a password on my iPad.
What sits in the corner and gets smaller and smaller? A baby with a potato peeler.
What time is it when you get home? Time to sleep.
You: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Random person: Why?
You: To get to the idiot's house!
Random person: What?
You: Knock knock.
Random person: Who's there?
You: The chicken.
So, three guys are walking carefully into a bar.
The bartender said, "What can I get you, gentlemen?"
What's an orphan's favorite sport?
Tennis because it's the only love they'll get.
What name do you get if you mix the names Chris and Marisa?
Then you get the name Chrisa.
What time is it when you get home, can you walk walk home and walk walk home to get a car? I love you, you're the night!
Mortar is like a woman's fanny; the more you play with it, the wetter it gets.
My tutor just said this quote of 2k18^^^
Pontypool is rough.
Why did the elephant cross the road?
To get to the peanut.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
So it could get to the other side!
My life is so meaningless that I committed a crime just to get shot. 0-0
This is not a joke; this is just about death...