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What do you call a person who tries to get you on a dating website... a Brodie.

How do you get ten babies in a bowl?

A blender.

How do you get them out?

Doritos.

Why did the child cross the playground? To get to the other slide.

A twin engine has two engines.

If one engine stops, the other will have just enough power to get the plane to the scene of the accident.

If I get an atom, I would split it with you.

How are Eggs Benedict and a blow job alike?

You can't get either one at home.

In life you either yeet or get yeeted, or you beat or get beaten.

I guess I failed.

What name do you get if you mix the names Chris and Marisa?

Then you get the name Chrisa.

What do you get when skeletons are dancing in a tin can?

Noise!

What do you do when an orphan gets you mad?

A stab to the neck and a bullet to the face.

For a while, lead was used in pencils, but... we realised that it might not have been the smartest idea because it lead (badoom ching) to some people getting lead poisoning.

What gets louder as it gets smaller?

A baby in a blender.

Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide.

Your mama is so stupid she stayed up all night so she can get some sleep.

Why did the chef go get the eggs? Because eggs are egg-tastic!

My grandfather killed Hitler.

Get it? Get it?

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they can't get a home run.

Q: What do bloods eat when they get sick?

A: Chicken noodle suwoop.

Yo mama so fat, she had to have 5 doorways to get anywhere!

Is it so? Do people get freedom?

Omega was born with Mammosbum in Mammam.