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Why did the chicken cross the road?

To try to get away from the man.

Why did the man cross the road?

Because his d**k was stuck in the chicken.

8 bit: Are you ok?

7 bit: Yes, I’m just a bit off...

Get it? 8 bits = a byte :)

When I am getting bored, I hold a banana and start shaking it suddenly. It gives out juice after a few minutes. I get excited. Ohhhhhh!

Try with a cucumber.

Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide.

What song is sung when conceiving?

"Let's Get Physical, Physical!"

If you ever get bored, just punch an orphan in the face. What's he going to do? Tell his parents?

How do you get ten babies in a bowl?

A blender.

How do you get them out?

Doritos.

Why did the child cross the playground? To get to the other slide.

What do you get when skeletons are dancing in a tin can?

Noise!

What do you do when an orphan gets you mad?

A stab to the neck and a bullet to the face.

What name do you get if you mix the names Chris and Marisa?

Then you get the name Chrisa.

How are Eggs Benedict and a blow job alike?

You can't get either one at home.

If I get an atom, I would split it with you.

For a while, lead was used in pencils, but... we realised that it might not have been the smartest idea because it lead (badoom ching) to some people getting lead poisoning.

In life you either yeet or get yeeted, or you beat or get beaten.

I guess I failed.

A twin engine has two engines.

If one engine stops, the other will have just enough power to get the plane to the scene of the accident.

Why don't nurses like giving old people baths or showers?

Because they don't want their vegetables to get soggy.

Q: What do men and math tests have in common?

A: They get cheated on.

How do you get "Dick" from Richard?

Ask him nicely.

What's the different when a little boy drops in Japan then and now?

When a little boy falls today he gets back up. But then everyone fell and never came back up.