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What did rapper Pop Smoke get high off of? Cigarettes with Pop and Smoke.

What do you get when you cross mums and makeup?

Beauty!

Me: I broke me bum.

Dad: Oh, that is bad. I will get some Pooh in the toilet so I can heal your bum.

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What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?

An apple actually gets picked.

What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?

An apple gets picked.

Gwen: Prince, they told me you'd be crying back. What do you want?

Prince: Nothing...BUT CAN WE GET BACK TOGETHER!?!??

Gwen: Sorry...BUT...I have a life to live now. I'm logging off this site and going to watch some TV. I'll be back in 1 hour, but we are done...DONE...DONE.

How do you get a country girl's attention? A tractor.

So, a guy and his brother were walking in the woods, and his brother said, "It's getting dark out here, can we go home?"

The man said, "I know, think how I will feel walking home tonight!"

What do you get when an American talks to an Aussie and a Kiwi?

Two Aussie.

What did the kid with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves!

Just kidding, he hasn’t opened it yet.

I am counting my fingers and get nine. Why?

What do you get from pampered cows?

Spoiled milk.

Why did the chicken go to the mall?

To get new feathers!

Q: Why did the duck cross the road?

A: To get to the other side.

Your mama is so stupid, she went to the dentist to get a Bluetooth.

Sisters before misters.

I hope you get better.

I love you.

Why can’t orphans play baseball/softball?

They never get to home!

When Canadians get hurt, they don't go "ouch," they go "ooch!"

Why don’t rappers ever get lost?

They always have a NAVIGATOR dropping the beat.