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Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side.

So I made a simple cancer joke on Roblox with my friend, and then both her dumb-ass friends were like, "OMG WHY WOULD U SAY DAT? YOUR HORRIBLE!!" That pissed me off. Like damn woman, it's not like I said, "IF PEOPLE IN YOUR FAMILY DIED FROM CANCER THAT MEANS YOU AND YOUR FAMILY ARE ALL DUMB-ASSES." If anything they are actually dumb asses but hey. Also they can't talk. They don't know that I'm abused everyday at home and pressured to get good grades or else I'd get my head bashed against a wall till there is blood. So if they are reading this, SUCK MY ASS BITCH.

Only Fortnite players will get it.

Where do you get salt water? Salty Springs.

Why does the pimp always use job fairs as a way of recruiting new hoes?

He always gets a great turnout.

You're so lucky bullies don't have a chance to push you around anymore?

They'll get theirs when they're in a wheelchair?

Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road?

It didn't want to get stuck in any more cracks!

I like it when girls poop, it's really hot.

I like the big butt orange holes when the brown farter juice comes out of the orange. I like [it] a lot 🤑 🤑 🤑 🤑 🤑

I get a big weiner when I think about big farting girls.

Person 1: How the freak did you get in my house?!?! I locked the door!!!

Person 2: But I'm your mom... I have a key. You dumbass.

Roses are red, get on your knees, and bark for me!

Why don't rappers ever get lost?

Because they always know where the BEAT is.

If you are homeless, get a home.

Guess what song was playing during 9/11? Timber by Ke$ha.

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?

"Orphans get picked."

Can I watch you?

Yes, you can watch me your watch.

No, I mean can I WATCH you?

I don't get it. 😑 *facepalm*.

OOOOOOH YOU MEAN WATCH WITH YOUR EYES! YES!

Why did Zayn Malik get his girlfriend to convert to Islam? So she can declare GiGIHADid.

I called my sister a party pooper after she came to my party uninvited.

Grampa said that the only ones who poop at parties are the ones who don't get invited.

So I guess that means I was the party pooper at my own birthday?

You: I want my mama.

Me: Soz, you can't even get one.

Addison, it's Emboy again. I just want to be honest, you sound like a tease! And teases get spanked.

I went to McDonald's to get a Big Mac. It was for his mom cause she was too fat.

What's funny about sex? I don't get it.