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Your mama is so stupid, she went to the dentist to get a Bluetooth.
Sisters before misters.
I hope you get better.
I love you.
Why can’t orphans play baseball/softball?
They never get to home!
When Canadians get hurt, they don't go "ouch," they go "ooch!"
Why don’t rappers ever get lost?
They always have a NAVIGATOR dropping the beat.
Name 1 way to decrease overpopulation:
Get rid of all the suicide prevention lines so the suicidal people can kill themselves.
An Asian gets a choice between his rice cooker or his son. He instantly picks the cooker and says, "He got a B+ in maths last week; he's a failure!"
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get on the person's face.
Once Roblox popped up in my server, be like, "Roblox, what are you doing?"
Me: "What the heck?" Me: "How did I get in your server?"
Roblox: "You've been banned for just cheating!"
Why did the terrorist not get paid, but they loved their job?
They di2s drying plans.
Q. What do ghosts do when they get hurt?
A. They call an AmBOOlance.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To get his degree in FLOW-NOMICS.
Your mom is so dumb that somebody told her, "Go get a life," so she went to play Super Mario and got a 1-up.
Why did the rapper get lost in the music?
Because he couldn't find the beat.
Why are smurfs blue?
Because they get bruises all the time.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to your house.
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
"Nobody, because chickens don't talk."
How do you get ten babies in a bucket?
With a blender.
I used to be a doctor, until a girl came in to get a kidney transplant, but I had to give her anal resizing surgery first.
Your dad went to the shop to get milk, came back, went again, but never came back due to a car crash due to an itchy rash.
My wife and I have been married over 30 years, but don’t get me wrong, we still perform tricks in the bedroom.
I sit up and beg, she rolls over and plays dead.