Why are dead baby jokes always funny?
They never get old.
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Why did your parents abandon you?
Because the first thing you dad said to be was; "GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WIFE."
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
What's the difference between white people and Africans?.... The white people get water.
Boy, if you don't get your "I'm Burger King with my Burger Queen!"
Yo mama is so fat she can't even get in her own car because she's fat.
How do people get skinny?
Their parents don't feed them. (JOKE)
Akeld: Do you think I should get an edges or a tapeline?
Me: Why not make both of them there? They're both messed up anyway.
How to get 60 Translink workers? Please head out of the pool because ya'll are fat. Oh wait, didn't you poop yourself? Say sorry to your underwear while pooping as a fat Canadian Translink worker, little boy.
Your mum is so fat, I had to take 2 buses and a train to get to her good side.
Why does it get hot after a baseball game?
'Cause all the fans have left.
39, 41, 43, AK, 47, AK-47. You get it? Lmao.
How did Mary get pregnant with baby Jesus?
God fucked her.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.
So you can't pay rent and you know you're going to get evicted, but all of the sudden you hear a knock on your door and it's your landlord, but he's naked and erect, and on his cock, it says, "Your rent is due."
I got fired from a pickle factory for getting my finger caught in a slicer. They only gave *her* the day off with pay... unfair!
Why did the butthole get angry?
So it could wipe every human, snipe.
What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato? A dick tater.
What do you get when you go to the beach and you get a tan on your feet?
Tan toes.
What do Christians and gays have in common?
They both say, “Oh God” when they get on their knees.
