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Gwen: Prince, they told me you'd be crying back. What do you want?

Prince: Nothing...BUT CAN WE GET BACK TOGETHER!?!??

Gwen: Sorry...BUT...I have a life to live now. I'm logging off this site and going to watch some TV. I'll be back in 1 hour, but we are done...DONE...DONE.

How do you get a country girl's attention? A tractor.

So, a guy and his brother were walking in the woods, and his brother said, "It's getting dark out here, can we go home?"

The man said, "I know, think how I will feel walking home tonight!"

What do you get when an American talks to an Aussie and a Kiwi?

Two Aussie.

What did the kid with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves!

Just kidding, he hasn’t opened it yet.

I am counting my fingers and get nine. Why?

What do you get from pampered cows?

Spoiled milk.

Why did the chicken go to the mall?

To get new feathers!

Q: Why did the duck cross the road?

A: To get to the other side.

Your mama is so stupid, she went to the dentist to get a Bluetooth.

Sisters before misters.

I hope you get better.

I love you.

Why can’t orphans play baseball/softball?

They never get to home!

When Canadians get hurt, they don't go "ouch," they go "ooch!"

Why don’t rappers ever get lost?

They always have a NAVIGATOR dropping the beat.

Name 1 way to decrease overpopulation:

Get rid of all the suicide prevention lines so the suicidal people can kill themselves.

An Asian gets a choice between his rice cooker or his son. He instantly picks the cooker and says, "He got a B+ in maths last week; he's a failure!"

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get on the person's face.

Once Roblox popped up in my server, be like, "Roblox, what are you doing?"

Me: "What the heck?" Me: "How did I get in your server?"

Roblox: "You've been banned for just cheating!"

Why did the terrorist not get paid, but they loved their job?

They di2s drying plans.

Q. What do ghosts do when they get hurt?

A. They call an AmBOOlance.