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Why are smurfs blue?
Because they get bruises all the time.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to your house.
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
"Nobody, because chickens don't talk."
I am counting my fingers and get nine. Why?
I used to be a doctor, until a girl came in to get a kidney transplant, but I had to give her anal resizing surgery first.
What did the kid with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves!
Just kidding, he hasn’t opened it yet.
What do you get from pampered cows?
Spoiled milk.
Sisters before misters.
I hope you get better.
I love you.
Why did the chicken go to the mall?
To get new feathers!
Q: Why did the duck cross the road?
A: To get to the other side.
Your mama is so stupid, she went to the dentist to get a Bluetooth.
My wife and I have been married over 30 years, but don’t get me wrong, we still perform tricks in the bedroom.
I sit up and beg, she rolls over and plays dead.
Your dad went to the shop to get milk, came back, went again, but never came back due to a car crash due to an itchy rash.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get on the person's face.
Name 1 way to decrease overpopulation:
Get rid of all the suicide prevention lines so the suicidal people can kill themselves.
Once Roblox popped up in my server, be like, "Roblox, what are you doing?"
Me: "What the heck?" Me: "How did I get in your server?"
Roblox: "You've been banned for just cheating!"
An Asian gets a choice between his rice cooker or his son. He instantly picks the cooker and says, "He got a B+ in maths last week; he's a failure!"
Me: I broke me bum.
Dad: Oh, that is bad. I will get some Pooh in the toilet so I can heal your bum.
What did rapper Pop Smoke get high off of? Cigarettes with Pop and Smoke.
How do you get away with murder?
"Hey, is that a peach?"
*gets slapped on the butt*
"Noted."