Why are dead baby jokes always funny?
They never get old.
Boy, if you don't get your "I'm Burger King with my Burger Queen!"
Yo mama is so fat she can't even get in her own car because she's fat.
Akeld: Do you think I should get an edges or a tapeline?
Me: Why not make both of them there? They're both messed up anyway.
How to get 60 Translink workers? Please head out of the pool because ya'll are fat. Oh wait, didn't you poop yourself? Say sorry to your underwear while pooping as a fat Canadian Translink worker, little boy.
How did Mary get pregnant with baby Jesus?
God fucked her.