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What do you call the middle of a penny?
A center (get it? Cent-er).
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get on the person's face.
Your mom is so dumb that somebody told her, "Go get a life," so she went to play Super Mario and got a 1-up.
An Asian gets a choice between his rice cooker or his son. He instantly picks the cooker and says, "He got a B+ in maths last week; he's a failure!"
What do you get when you mix a white guy and a fire?
A firecracker.
wow mario got done dirty
What's the difference between an orphan and cotton?
Cotton gets picked.
Why did the terrorist not get paid, but they loved their job?
They di2s drying plans.
You can't send an Indian to walk a corner. The only corner they will get to is 7-11.
Hello. What can I get you? A knife, mustard, Marella, gorilla?
Why are smurfs blue?
Because they get bruises all the time.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to your house.
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
"Nobody, because chickens don't talk."
How do you get ten babies in a bucket?
With a blender.
Why can’t orphans play baseball/softball?
They never get to home!
My wife and I have been married over 30 years, but don’t get me wrong, we still perform tricks in the bedroom.
I sit up and beg, she rolls over and plays dead.
Your dad went to the shop to get milk, came back, went again, but never came back due to a car crash due to an itchy rash.
You masturbate...
AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
You won't get any Squirtle and Bulbasaur pets.
Imagine getting rickrolled. Oh, I forgot, you already got rickrolled yesterday.
How do you get away with murder?
I went on a date with an Eastern European chick. She got mad because I rushed her...
Get it? It's Russia, and I rushed her.
"History's repeating itself. WWIII is coming, and the second Russia nukes the U.S., they're all getting fucked."