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How did Hitler get killed?

With a "NEIN" millimeter.

Teacher: Jeff, why did you throw a paper plane at the twins?

Jeff: You wouldn't get it, miss.

I'd like to see things from your point of view, but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.

When people say they get ho's: You don't get no ho's, the only ho's you get is in yo draws.

Who gets more dick, straight male rap fans or straight male swifties? Answer: Straight male rap fans, because there’s no such thing as a straight male swiftie.

Which one gets bullied the most, autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?

Joe Biden would’ve died in the Secret Service tackle. They would have been like, "Get down Mr. Presi-"

Did you get your phone from the desert? No wonder why your texts are always so dry.

How is tightrope walking like getting a blowjob from someone ugly?

If you want to enjoy either, you absolutely can’t look down.

I just prevented a 10-year-old from getting assaulted.

Nothing much, I just decided to go home.

Why did the rapper go to the dentist?

To get his DENTAL FLOW checked.

Why don't rappers ever get LOST?

Because they always find their way with their GPS (Great Poetic Skills).

Why did the rapper go to the dentist?

To get his ICE checked.

Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert?

Because he didn't want to get LOST in the FLOW.

Your mama is so fat. She gets winded just thinking about running.

What does Leo have in common with a newspaper?

They both love to yap and babble, and they always get fondled by old people.

I’m trying to see things from LEO’S perspective... but I just can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.

Why did the rapper cross the road?

To get to the studio on the other side.

What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?

A rhyme scheme that's all about the Benjamins!

Why can’t orphans play baseball? They have no home to run to.

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