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I was wondering why the basketball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
Why didn't the teddy bear go to the gym?
Because he didn't want to get ripped.
Q: What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
A: A piece of ass that brings tears to your eyes.
Your sister is so stupid, when she saw Mountain Dew, she went to the top of a mountain to get it.
Why can't homeless people be gay?
They don't have a closet to get out of.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Yo mama so fat, she had to have 5 doorways to get anywhere!
Women be like men should pay for first dates, then get mad when you do...
What do orphans get for Christmas?
Lonely.
What does Michael Jackson get high on? A little crack.
Why don't rappers ever get LOST?
Because they always find their way with their GPS (Great Poetic Skills).
Why did Michael Jackson cross the road?
To get to the opera.
What do you get when you cross a belt and a watch?
A waist of time.
My girlfriend's dog died, so I tried to cheer her up by getting her an identical one. It just made her more upset. She screamed at me and said, "What am I supposed to do with two dead dogs?"
Why can't I get a girlfriend?
Because I'm a beta male simp.
People need to stop taking life so seriously. After all, no one gets out alive!
What's the difference between me and an egg?
An egg gets laid.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he gets to call someone father.
How do you get away with rape? Identify as transgender. Women can never be accused of rape, obviously
If I like having sex and get with 15 people, are they getting sexified?