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I asked the emo girl if she gets jealous when her phone dies.
Whatâs the difference between an emo and a pack of Oreos? The emoâs barcode gets longer every day.
How did the orphan lose its parents?
Its parents never came back from getting milk.
Yo mama so fat that you need a jack stand to get her up.
What did the tower say to the other one?
I will see you later; I am about to get hit.
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What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
Joe Biden wouldâve died in the Secret Service tackle. They would have been like, "Get down Mr. Presi-"
How is tightrope walking like getting a blowjob from someone ugly?
If you want to enjoy either, you absolutely canât look down.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get his fillings checked.
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
A rhyme scheme that's all about the Benjamins!
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get his DENTAL FLOW checked.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get their FILLINGS fixed.
Why don't rappers ever get LOST?
Because they always find their way with their GPS (Great Poetic Skills).
Why did the rapper get a job at the bank?
Because he wanted to make some rap deposits!
Why did the rapper get kicked out of the kitchen?
Because he kept dropping the BEETS!
When your girlfriend picks you up and decides to prank you by not wearing pants to a seafood restaurant:
Did you get seafood without me? It smells like fish.
Iâm the type to join a cult unknowingly, but get too lazy to commit to it.
Iâm trying to see things from LEOâS perspective... but I just can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To get to the studio on the other side.
Which one gets bullied the most, autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?