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Roses are red, That's a tin can, You have no home, So get in the van!

Why did the skeleton never get cold? Because it went right through him!

Get off of here, kids!

August 2020: LeafyIsHere gets terminated on Youtube for harassing Pokimane.

Billy, a toxic kid in Leafy's fanbase: "Imane's life is a joke, that's why I call her Jokeimane."

A person who simps for Pokimane: "And you look like you came from a farm, Hillbilly."

Hi, this is Chloe, and I am about to tell you about my joke.

Why did the cow cross the road? Because to get to the other side.

Want to hear a joke?

My life. Get it?

My diet:

Make all of my friends cupcakes. The fatter they get, the thinner I look...

How did Stephen Hawking get up the stairway to heaven?

Hint: he didn’t.

Why did the scarecrow get an award? He was outstanding in his field. Okay, I'll admit it's corny.

What happens when you eat salmon with Nutella?

You get salmonella.

Why do cantaloupes always get married in the church?

'Cause they can't elope.

Why do golfers always bring a spare pair of pants?

Because they always get a hole in one!

What Happens When You Get Caught On Fire?

— You Lost To Slmebody When You Were Playing Hide And Seek, And The Place Where You Got Caught Was Exactly On A Patch Of Fire.

Why was the pregnant cow mad all the time? It wasn’t in for the moo-d.

What did one orphan say to another?

"Robin, get in the Batmobile!"

What happens when the music note starts to misbehave?

Then he gets into treble!

This is a big joke, so yeah, you can't tell me what to do. This joke is funny, so laugh, okay?

Now that you're done laughing, let me say a joke... Get it? There was no joke! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahhahhaha lololol so funny, I'm ninja!

What time is it when you get home and you walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school? Oooooo day, a great night for

What is the difference between the snow boots on a day today, but you have the one was the night you were coming tomorrow? I can get home night time for.

What does a bird say when it gets sick?

I flu!