Why did the Scarecrow get a promotion?
Because it was OUTSTANDING in the field! πππππππ
Why did the Scarecrow get a promotion?
Because it was OUTSTANDING in the field! πππππππ
Why did your mom cross the road?
You were on the same side as her, and she wanted to get as far away from you as possible.
What do orphans get on Xmas?
Lonely.
Why did the little boy get hit by a car?
Answer: Because Sally was driving!
Katgod, can you get your girlfriend? She's messing with me, and I'm gonna hurt soon.
Dad: I'll pay you 10 bucks for every day you don't tell a lie.
Next day:
Dad: Son, what's the ugliest thing you've ever seen?
Son: That ugly face of yours, go get a life, gosh, Dad, you're embarrassing.
The dad sulked for 3 whole years.
Proof that words really can hurt.
Why did the toilet paper get to the bottom of the hill?
Because he went down the drain! - it's a bad joke, lmao.