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Why did the teenage girls travel in odd-numbered groups?
Because they can't get even.
When you have to fight an emo kid, but he brings his friends, so you gotta fight the Suicide Squad. But you gotta get the boys to help you.
You soak balls, get it?
Why do orphans hate playing baseball?
'Cause they can't get a home run.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What's the difference between a dog and an orphan? The dog gets picked.
Why can't orphans ever get a car? Because they don't have a birth certificate.
Dark humor is like pussy: whining bitches don't get it.
How to make an orphan's feet bleed? Make them run in place until their parents get them.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
It's me. I can't get in because Stephen Hawking is in the way.
Why did the ducky get arrested?
He got caught selling quack.
Why have kids? Just go get one now, no nine-month delay.
There are 2 dads and 2 sons. They all caught a fish.
Why did they only come home with 3 fish?
(Answer)
There were a grand-dad, dad, and son.
If you don't get it, then it means grand father is the dad to the dad (1 dad). Dad is the dad for the son and a son for the grandfather. Get it?
What did the window say to the door?
"What are you squeaking about? I'm the one with the panes!"
Get it?
Your mom is so hot, if she had an OnlyFans page, she would get more money than companies during Pride Month.
Why did the FBI get a foster family for an orphan?
So he could be in a lovely family before death.
Q: Why didn't the Oak tree win the election?
A: He didn't get the votes he was oaking for, because he was not the popular vote.
Why didn't the teddy bear go to the gym?
Because he didn't want to get ripped.
How do skeletons get COVID?
From the coffin!
What's the same about bins and orphans? They get dumped.