What's the difference between apples and orphans? The apples get picked, XD!
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What does an abortion joke and a fetus have in common... The joke never gets old, and neither does the kid.
Q. What does Kenny get when he hugs his mom?
A. A boner.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
A boy and his friend were walking down the street.
Boy 1: "Bro, you still got my Nikes?"
Boy 2: "Yeah, sorry. I got them dirty."
Boy 1: "Please clean them, we have school tomorrow."
Boy 2 got back to his house and decided to clean his friend's shoes. After he finished drying them, he got stuck in his painfully small dryer. Then he remembered his brother needed something from the dryer. So he tried to get out, when his brother came in.
He came in twice.
(like if u understand)
Hope the towers are doing well this morning, and I'll get back to you!
I went to school with a gay guy who was really smart, but he always got mad that he got straight A's instead of getting all the D's.
I was walking in a park today and a little girl I asked, "Where are your parents?" She said, "Gone. My dad went to go get the milk and never came back," and I said, "Oof."
Why can orphans get away with robbing the bank?
Because no one wants him.
Why did the orphan sleep outside? ... Because he gets to wake up to Mother Nature.
One day, Little Johnny needs to use the bathroom. His mom is in there, so he went in to use it and asked his mom, "What is that between your legs?"
His mom told him that is her bush. Then the next day the same thing happened, but with his dad. He asked his dad, "What is that between his legs?" He said, "My snake."
The same thing happened one more time, except with his grandmother. Little Johnny asked grandma what is on her chest. She said, "My headlights."
One night, Little Johnny caught his parents doing something naughty. Then he said, "Grandma, grandma, turn on your headlights! Daddy's snake is trying to get into mommy's bush!"
Where does an orphan come from?
Daddy getting milk.
Bick: Jesus isn't real.
Ron: Yes, He is.
Bick: Prove it, bitch.
Ron: Cussing is a sin. Open the curtains.
Bick: Wh-?
Ron: JUST DO IT, DAMMIT!
The sunlight shone through the window, landing on Ron and Bick. Both of them died and went to hell.
Ron: Fuck you, Jesus.
Bick: Told you Jesus was real.
Satan: Get to work, slaves.
Moral of the story: Stay off the marijuana.
What's the difference between pizza deliveries and the Twin Towers?
Pizza deliveries get their orders right.
Q: Why doesn't Jesus play hockey?
A: He hates getting nailed to the boards.
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.
Rape jokes are like your dad's dick. You don't want it but you still get it anyway.
What do you get when King Kong steps on Batman and Robin?
Flatman and Ribbon.
Why can orphans travel so much?
They don't get homesick.
How are orphans and apples different?
One gets picked.
