Why did the rapper get kicked out of the grocery store?
He kept dropping the BEETS
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
Because he was afraid of getting LOST in the BARS.
I complained to my dad why he never took me to the zoo. He said they want you theyโll come get you.
Why did Daveon get fired from his job at the orange juice factory? Because he couldn't concentrate.
Beer Bottle: โYou break me, you get one year of bad luck!โ
Mirror: โYou kiddin' me? You break me, then y'all get seven years of bad luck!โ
Condom: โHahaha...โ
Yo mama is so ugly, when she got raped, the rapist was the one getting PTSD!
How do you get a dog to stop humping your leg?
Pick it up and suck its dick
What did the kid without hands get for Christmas? - I don't know, he still didn't open his present...
If brains were taxed, Slade would get a rebate.
Why are Palestinian boys so eager to grow a beard? - so they can use their mum's ID to get in the club.
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
Someone who COUNTS BARS all day
Why did the rapper go to the auto shop?
To get his RHYMES in TUNE
Why don't you fight a dinosaur?
You'll get jurasskicked.
Why did the rapper take a bath before his concert?
To get his flow SQUEAKY CLEAN!
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always find their way with their FLOW
What does weed in the Carolina Panthers have in common? They both get smoked in bowls
What do you get when you mix alcohol with literature? Tequila Mockingbird
I tried to get into an emo bar, but I didn't make the cut.
Iโm trying to see things from LEOโS perspective... but I just can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.
Why is a rap boat like a dog?
They both get off sniffing assholes.
