Scientists have proven that there are two things in the air that have been known to cause women to get pregnant: their legs.
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Politicians and diapers have one thing in common: they should both be changed regularly... and for the same reason.
Trump and Biden didn’t get the memo.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get his fillings checked.
Why was the rapper afraid of elevators?
He was worried about getting stuck between the bars.
Why did the rapper get kicked out of the grocery store?
He kept dropping the BEETS!
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
Because he was afraid of getting LOST in the BARS.
I complained to my dad why he never took me to the zoo.
He said if they want you, they’ll come get you.
Why did Daveon get fired from his job at the orange juice factory? Because he couldn't concentrate.
Beer Bottle: “You break me, you get one year of bad luck!”
Mirror: “You kiddin' me? You break me, then y'all get seven years of bad luck!”
Condom: “Hahaha...”
Yo mama is so ugly, when she got raped, the rapist was the one getting PTSD!
How do you get a dog to stop humping your leg?
Pick it up and suck its dick.
What did the kid without hands get for Christmas? - I don't know, he still didn't open his present...
If brains were taxed, Slade would get a rebate.
Why are Palestinian boys so eager to grow a beard?
So they can use their mum's ID to get in the club.
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
Someone who COUNTS BARS all day!
Why did the rapper go to the auto shop?
To get his RHYMES in TUNE.
Why don't you fight a dinosaur?
You'll get jurasskicked.
Why did the rapper take a bath before his concert?
To get his flow SQUEAKY CLEAN!
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always find their way with their flow.
What does weed and the Carolina Panthers have in common?
They both get smoked in bowls.
