Are you Paris, 'cause Eiffel for you.
Yo mama so fat it took her 3 seconds to cross the Great Wall of China.
What do you call the wife of a hippie? A Mississippi.
I've spent most of my life avoiding conflict. That's why I'm never intending to visit Syria.
Lenda: Hey, can you help me with my homework, please?!
Genda: Okay, and if I do, you won't make a fuss about it!
Lenda: I'll try!
3 mins later.
Genda: THAT IS NOT THE RIGHT ANSWER!
Lenda: Then what is 90 million?
Genda: WHA WHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lenda mocking her: WHA OH YEAH YOU ARE A TERRIBLE TUTOR!!!!!!!!
4 mins later.
Genda: What is the capitol of watchington?
Lenda: Uh.....Idaho!
Genda being sarcastic: Yes...it is not the capitol of watchington...BECAUSE IT IS A STATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lenda: Oh, you mean Iowa!
Genda: UHHHHHHHHHHHH CUSS WORD!!!!!!!!!!
Lenda: U can't help that I'm the smart one...okay sweetie now you go be dumb and I go be smart! LATER SISTER! Oh wait, can you help me with my homework?
Genda: NO! You the smart one so you do it!
A few days ago, I phoned up the spiritual leader of Tibet, and he sent me a large goat with a long neck. Turns out I phoned Dial-a-Llama.
What Did Iran Say To Oman?
"Oh man, I ran out of ideas!"
Dawn rises on the Serengeti, and she has no idea as to how she got there.
Look! An ancient African city!
From the makers of Timbukone...
Q: How can you spell cold with two letters? A: IC (icy).
Q: What state is surrounded by the most water? A: Hawaii (this is really just a trick riddle).
Q: David's father had three sons: Snap, Crackle, and what's the third son's name? A: David.
What mountain do people like to race on?
Mount Rushmore.
Get it?
Where are virgins usually born?
Virginia.
Yo mama so fat when she laid on a water bed, she laid on the whole Pacific Ocean.
Yo forehead is so big it couldn't even fit in the United States.
What do you call people who jump into the Hoover Dam?
Dam fools.
How do mountains see? They peek.
You're so fat your ass has 2 zip codes.
Why did the whale cross the ocean?
To get to the other tide!!! 😂
Why isn't Stephen Hawking going to heaven?
Because he's British.
They say they found water on Mars. Mars 1, Africa 0.
