Geography jokes
Statue of Liberty ain't even American, that b*tch is French!
Your hairline looks like the Antarctica waves.
"What’s your name?"
"Am erica."
"No, I asked for your name, not your country."
I went on a date with an Eastern European chick. She got mad because I rushed her...
Get it? It's Russia, and I rushed her.
What is the most common theme in Africa?
Starvation.
The "d" in Africa stands for democracy...
The "w" in Africa stands for wealth.
The "p" in Africa stands for peace.
W in Africa stands for water.
Q: What did the ocean say to the boy?
A: Nothing! Oceans don't talk, silly!
Two simple steps to get 15,000 people to follow you:
Step 1: Buy a bottle of water (doesn't matter the size).
Step 2: Run through Africa with that bottle of water.
Perfect! Now you got yourself half the population there following you!
Eastern Europe and Western Europe is a joke.
"You're the bomb."
"No, you're the bomb."
A compliment in the US, an argument in the Middle East.
Alabama gene pools are so shallow, when they freeze over, it's just snow.
The department of touch yourself is coming to the UK near you. I hope Scotland gets freedom. I can't wait to leave England and live in Scotland.
Yo mama's so fat, she's both in the Atlantic and Pacific ocean.
Why wasn't the infant's entire body found?
Because the limbs are scattered around 43°17.7355’N, 113°58.4205’W.
"Texas be like it's cold over here over here."
Texas be like everything is bigger here: guns and winter storms!
What do you call California during a forest fire?
Completely normal.