Geography jokes
China shouldn't play baseball because that would take out the whole world with one bat.
What mountain cries the most?
A mountain under water.
How do mountains get big?
They go trick-or-treating!
Capital Of San Marino?
What happened to the alligator when he held a GPS?
He became a navigator.
Memes
Why was the Burnside Bridge so hot?
Because it's on the burning side.
What YouTube channel did Mt. Fuji subscribe to? Chrissy Man.
What is the slipperiest county?
Greece!
A Russian wedding should be called a Soviet Union.
Yo mama is so small that when she saw the Titanic, she called it the size of the Netherlands.
Hitler only wanted peace.
A piece of Poland, a piece of Czechoslovakia, and a piece of Turkey.
What kind of cold flu do the Japanese get? The Koflu.
One like and whatever you say in the comments I'll do, but one rule: it can only be 2-4 hours in or out of Gloucestershire and South Gloucestershire.
What do you call field day in Africa?
The Hunger Games.
Why is the bottom of the ocean so dark?
Because the Africans couldn't swim.
What's the most illegal activity in Africa?
Watering the plants.
Why do mountains never rest?
Because it’s ever-est.
So, if Russia was the motherland and Germany was the fatherland, what does that mean?
The Western Front is domestic violence.
What’s the most emo country in the world?
Qatar.
Why can you never surprise mountains?
They peak.