Geography jokes
Capital Of San Marino?
What YouTube channel did Mt. Fuji subscribe to? Chrissy Man.
Yo mama so fat that her belt size is the Equator.
COVID is like fashion...
We started hearing about it in Italy...
Became popular in LA and NYC...
Florida ignored it...
And it was all made in China in the end.
My friend fell on the Nile river and Egypt last week.
He swears by it, but he’s in denial.
Why can you never surprise mountains?
They peak.
What’s the most emo country in the world?
Qatar.
What does a French guy say when he falls off?
Oh no, Eiffel!
Have you heard of the current event in Africa?
It’s known as the Hunger Games.
What do you call a Black-Asian dictator?
Kim Kong Coon.
The Earth was flat once. 'Til yo mama got buried.
Yo mama so big, her belt size said "equator."
Yo mama is so small that when she saw the Titanic, she called it the size of the Netherlands.
TV: Water found on Mars...
Mars: 1
Africa: 0
So, if Russia was the motherland and Germany was the fatherland, what does that mean?
The Western Front is domestic violence.
What do you call field day in Africa?
The Hunger Games.
Yo mama so fat that the US (Mexico) and North Korea (South Korea) got into a war fighting over who gets to use her as their border wall.
A Russian wedding should be called a Soviet Union.
Why is the bottom of the ocean so dark?
Because the Africans couldn't swim.
What's the most illegal activity in Africa?
Watering the plants.