Geography jokes
What did the ocean say to the shore? Nothing, it just waved.
Yo mama so fat, she needs two watches for each timezone.
What mountain cries the most?
A mountain under water.
Top 10 Cos:
1. Disco 2. Flamenco 3. Fresco 4. Fiasco 5. Monaco 6. Tobacco 7. Bronco 8. Morocco 9. UNESCO 10. Taco
Pexico? Not top 1000 in my honest book.
Luigi and Daisy are actually Aussie! How?
They wear GREEN and GOLD! The Aussie Colors!
Memes
Have you heard of China...
China fit this dick in your mouth.
The "p" in Africa stands for peace.
Yo mama so fat, she asked for a water bed, and they gave her the ocean.
Why aren't blind people in Brazil?
Because they can only read Braille. 🇧🇷 🙄
China shouldn't play baseball because that would take out the whole world with one bat.
Me as a 5-year-old: How do you relate to the Twin Towers?
Friend: What?
Me: Every time I think of them, I feel sad.
What’s a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross-country.
What is the slipperiest county?
Greece!
How do mountains get big?
They go trick-or-treating!
What YouTube channel did Mt. Fuji subscribe to? Chrissy Man.
Capital Of San Marino?
Why was the Burnside Bridge so hot?
Because it's on the burning side.
What’s the most emo country in the world?
Qatar.
What do you call a Black-Asian dictator?
Kim Kong Coon.
What does a French guy say when he falls off?
Oh no, Eiffel!