Geography jokes
Why is the bottom of the ocean so dark?
Because the Africans couldn't swim.
Roses are red, violets are blue,
Your mum's so fat, she broke Britain too!
A Russian wedding should be called a Soviet Union.
Hitler only wanted peace.
A piece of Poland, a piece of Czechoslovakia, and a piece of Turkey.
One like and whatever you say in the comments I'll do, but one rule: it can only be 2-4 hours in or out of Gloucestershire and South Gloucestershire.
What's the most illegal activity in Africa?
Watering the plants.
Why do mountains never rest?
Because it’s ever-est.
What's the rarest gun you can find in Africa? A water gun.
Who is not hungry in Africa?
A dead person.
What kind of cold flu do the Japanese get? The Koflu.
Have you heard of China...
China fit this dick in your mouth.
Yo mama so fat, she asked for a water bed, and they gave her the ocean.
The "p" in Africa stands for peace.
Why aren't blind people in Brazil?
Because they can only read Braille. 🇧🇷 🙄
Me as a 5-year-old: How do you relate to the Twin Towers?
Friend: What?
Me: Every time I think of them, I feel sad.
What is the slipperiest county?
Greece!
Top 10 Cos:
1. Disco 2. Flamenco 3. Fresco 4. Fiasco 5. Monaco 6. Tobacco 7. Bronco 8. Morocco 9. UNESCO 10. Taco
Pexico? Not top 1000 in my honest book.
What mountain cries the most?
A mountain under water.
China shouldn't play baseball because that would take out the whole world with one bat.
Luigi and Daisy are actually Aussie! How?
They wear GREEN and GOLD! The Aussie Colors!