Geography jokes
How do mountains get big?
They go trick-or-treating!
My friend fell on the Nile river and Egypt last week.
He swears by it, but he’s in denial.
Have you heard of the current event in Africa?
It’s known as the Hunger Games.
What’s the most emo country in the world?
Qatar.
Who is not hungry in Africa?
A dead person.
What's the rarest gun you can find in Africa? A water gun.
What do you call a Black-Asian dictator?
Kim Kong Coon.
TV: Water found on Mars...
Mars: 1
Africa: 0
Yo mama so big, her belt size said "equator."
So, if Russia was the motherland and Germany was the fatherland, what does that mean?
The Western Front is domestic violence.
What do you call field day in Africa?
The Hunger Games.
Yo mama is so small that when she saw the Titanic, she called it the size of the Netherlands.
Yo mama so fat that her belt size is the Equator.
The Earth was flat once. 'Til yo mama got buried.
What's the most illegal activity in Africa?
Watering the plants.
Why was the Burnside Bridge so hot?
Because it's on the burning side.
What happened to the alligator when he held a GPS?
He became a navigator.
Capital Of San Marino?
What YouTube channel did Mt. Fuji subscribe to? Chrissy Man.
What is the slipperiest county?
Greece!