
Geography jokes
How many people can jump higher than a mountain? None. Mountains can't jump.
Scientists found water on Mars, mars-1 africa-0.
Americans: Miles per hour.
Europeans: Bullets per kid...
What did the pond brother say to his lake sister?
"Oasis!" (Oh, hey sis!)
Me: I just came home from Africa, and guess what I saw.
Friend: I don't know.
Me: A black market.
The reason why Trailer Park Boys is set in Nova Scotia and not Alabama is because if it was set in Alabama, then they would have to record every instance of incest. And the show's writers would need to know how to cram all of it in one season.
WORLDWIDE RAP: Takin’ a Battery Park tour in Calgary, a Mali rapport and a factory in Lahore in an Annapolis store, Calgary's core, went to Nairobi’s floor and visited Valerie Moore, then bought some Shanghai decor and got salaries in Seoul’s war, studied the Vatican’s lore, wanted to see Manhattan’s allure and visit the Galilee shore to check Napoli’s score, a tragedy in Warsaw, Palmyra before, check out the cavalry corps, went to a Bali resort, a Madrid encore but had to take a Hackney detour.
What's the difference between China and New York City?
In China, the Asians ride ON the trains. In New York City, they usually end up riding UNDER them.
A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Amal." The other goes to a family in Spain, who name him "Juan." Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his mother.
Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds: "They're twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."
Canada United States Mexico
C U M
Yo mama so fat when she laid on a water bed, she laid on the whole Pacific Ocean.
What kind of mountain does everyone like?
Mountain Dew!!! Hahah.
What do you call a gay Eskimo?
A snow blower.
Your forehead is so big, explorers mistakenly thought it was Mount Everest.
Yo mama so fat that if she didn't eat for a day, there would be enough food to feed Africans for 500 years.
What state do miners hate?
Oregon.
What do you call a country's booty?
Its bottom line.
How did I escape from Iraq, Iran?
What is a Mexican's favorite sport??
Cross country because they don't need to be in America. Mexico was made for them.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No, I'm not.
