Geography jokes
Capital Of San Marino?
What happened to the alligator when he held a GPS?
He became a navigator.
Why was the Burnside Bridge so hot?
Because it's on the burning side.
What is the slipperiest county?
Greece!
What do you call field day in Africa?
The Hunger Games.
Yo mama is so small that when she saw the Titanic, she called it the size of the Netherlands.
Yo mama so big, her belt size said "equator."
Yo mama so fat that her belt size is the Equator.
The Earth was flat once. 'Til yo mama got buried.
So, if Russia was the motherland and Germany was the fatherland, what does that mean?
The Western Front is domestic violence.
Yo mama so fat, she asked for a water bed, and they gave her the ocean.
Have you heard of China...
China fit this dick in your mouth.
Top 10 Cos:
1. Disco 2. Flamenco 3. Fresco 4. Fiasco 5. Monaco 6. Tobacco 7. Bronco 8. Morocco 9. UNESCO 10. Taco
Pexico? Not top 1000 in my honest book.
What mountain cries the most?
A mountain under water.
Why is the bottom of the ocean so dark?
Because the Africans couldn't swim.
A Russian wedding should be called a Soviet Union.
Hitler only wanted peace.
A piece of Poland, a piece of Czechoslovakia, and a piece of Turkey.
Why do mountains never rest?
Because it’s ever-est.
Roses are red, violets are blue,
Your mum's so fat, she broke Britain too!
What kind of cold flu do the Japanese get? The Koflu.