You are American when you walk to the bathroom. What are you when you are in there?
You're-a-peein'. European.
How do you fit 27 New Zealand tourists in a 15-seater bus?
Simple. All in the ashtray.
What borders on stupidity?
Canada and Mexico
What's a brother and sister from Alabama's favorite sex position?
The cowgirl.
It’s me back at it again.
The earth was flat till they buried yo mama!!!
What's the city with the fastest growing population?
Ireland, cuz it's Dublin everyday!
I live in China and we have no food. We have to eat Chinese food, so I called my dog over.
What do you call a bunch of Aboriginals rolling down a hill?
Abo-lanche.
A scientist discovered water on Mars. Mars 1, Africa 0.
Hey, watch me eat this African sandwich.
*Takes huge bite of air.*
Teacher: What is the capital of Washington?
Dumb kid: The W???
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No, I'm not.
Yo hairline is built like the Mississippi River.
What country has been the hottest in recent years?
Sri Lanka, they had 3 bombs in a day!
What was the African kid with water called...? The lucky one. 😭😭
If certain diseases spread in water, why does Africa have them?
Are you Hiroshima? Because I want to drop my bomb inside you.
Did you know every market in Africa is a black market?
How many Americans does it take to fill the Grand Canyon?
4
Q: What is a Mexican's favorite restaurant?
A: On The Border.
