Geography jokes
Did you hear the one about the hills?
It was hillarious.
Your forehead is so big that it's visible on the world map!
Three Europeans come to America. They all get captured by Native Americans, and they want to kill them, but the Europeans beg to have their lives spared.
The Native Americans agreed to not kill them on one condition: the Europeans must go into the forest and bring back a fruit, and they will be informed what to do with it. So the first guy comes back with a peach. The Native American says, “Shove it up your butt, if you laugh we kill you.” So, he shoves the peach up his butt and he laughs, and the Native Americans kill him. The second guy comes back with a grape. The Native American tells him the same thing. He laughs and the Native Americans kill him. They both see each other in heaven, and the first guy says to the second guy, “I had a peach and peaches are fuzzy, so that's why I laughed, but you had a grape, what happened?” The second guy says, “Oh yea, I was doing just fine until I saw the other guy come back with a pineapple!”
My friend told me to name a country in Africa.
So I said, "Hungry."
Where is Australia?
Yo mama so fat, she uses the Gulf of Mexico as her hot tub!
Why don't Indians like snow?
Because it's white all over their land.
Why were the twin towers fighting?
Because they ordered pepperoni but got plain.
Where do you get 30% of your agua? From AGUAfers.
What's the difference between Palestine and yo mama?
Yo mama can be found on Google maps.
Why are mountains 🏔 so funny? Because they’re hill areas, do you get it? They are hill areas, like a mountain is a hill area. It sounds like hilarious, so you get it.
“Have you ever tried Ethiopian food?”
“No.”
“Neither have they.”
What's the best thing about Switzerland?
I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.
Roses are red, violets are blue,
Your mum's so fat, she broke Britain too!
What did the ocean say to the shore? Nothing, it just waved.
Yo mama so fat, the last time she 90210 was on a scale.
What's the difference between the Grand Canyon and a blonde?
The Grand Canyon is a busy ditch.
A man from France, a man from Britain, and a man from New York are on an expedition to the Amazon Forest. After a while, they get lost. As they are walking, suddenly the bushes jump up into the air, and men with spears are there.
One man says, "Hey, you're in our sacred land. So, what we are going to do is skin you and then use your flesh to make canoes. But we aren’t that crazy, so we will let you choose how you die."
The man from France said, "Bring me the poison."
The man from Britain said, "Bring me the gun."
And the man from New York said, "Bring me a fork."
The guy was confused with the fork but still brought the items and gave them to them. The guy from France said, “For France!” and drank the poison and died. The man from Britain said, “Long live the Queen!” and shot himself and died. And the man from New York started stabbing himself with the fork and said, “MAKE A CANOE OUT OF THIS YOU FUCKERS!”
The term "every 60 seconds" is so stupid.
You know Africans don’t get seconds.
Which country of the world has the poorest/most hungry people?
Answer: Hungary