A man can form Jupiter girls came from Venus and other genders came right from uranus
My wife told me to be more in touch with my feminine side so i crashed the car.
MAN A: ''is google male or female''?
MAN B: ''female because it does not let you finish the sentence before making a suggestion''.
Have u ever noticed When a woman is pregnant aII her friends touch her stomach and say "congrats" but none of them touch the man's penis and say "weII done"
why are girls and rocks so alike? if there flat they get skipped.
i always felt like a man trapped in a womans body. But then I was born.
But In my defense , I was young then and I had a womb without a view.
me on my way to the prinsiples office after the trans kid told me to act my age so i told him to act his gender
What is the definition of a woman? A life support system for a vagina
What's the difference between a women and a washing machine? The washing machine doesnt follow you after you put a load in it.
What the difference between a feminist and Hitler?
Both were good at starting wars, only difference was Hitler knew when to kill himself afterwards.
If a man kills a kid, it's called Murder. If a woman kills a kid, it's called Reproductive Rights.
What's strong enough for a man but made for a woman?
The back of my hand.
Tumblr people: "There are an infinite amount of genders". The cannibal kid: "Bitch, please. There's just one gender: Food".
The twin towers and genders have alot in common, there used to be two and now.. its just a touchy subject.
ur mam is a transgender ur dadtook a wrong turn just likehis gender ur brother is just gay
what does your mum have in common with your dad? they are both men
There's more genders than there are cars in a walmart parking lot
How are genders and twin towers alike? There used to be 2 but now it's a sensitive topic.
Me and my brother talking about relationships Me: We live kind of differently Brother: We're sort of alike Me: We're not alike Brother because he's taken: cause you don't have boyfriend! My thoughts: You're right. Cause I have a girlfriend!
A blonde, redhead and brunette are all sitting in a hospital's waiting room for ultrasounds.
After a while, the brunette giggles while rubbing her belly. Both the blonde and redhead look over at her and ask, "What's with the giggling?"
The brunette replies, "I'm having a boy!"
The blonde and the redhead ask, "How do you know?"
"Because he was on top!" The brunette replies again.
The three go back to conversing and then the redhead starts to giggle while rubbing her belly.
"What's with the giggling?" The blonde and brunette ask.
"I'm having a girl!" The redhead replies.
"Well, how do you know?" The blonde and brunette ask again.
"I was on top!"
All of a sudden, the blonde bursts into tears.
"Oh, honey! What's wrong?" The redhead and brunette ask.
"I'm having puppies!"
