Gender jokes
Why do physically challenged gay men suck dick better than females who are able-bodied and heterosexual?
Because physically challenged gay men do it best! 👏 🙌 👍👍 👌 👌 💪 💪 🥰 😊 😃 😄 😁 😍 💖 ❤️ 💖 ❣️ 💕 💘
Girls: Boys are like games, they're meant to get played.
Boys: Girls are like stones, the flat ones get skipped.
What is a card carrying lesbian feminist?
A carpet muncher who is a card carrying member of the National Organization For Women.
What is the difference between a carpet muncher and a female prostitute?
If you want a female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.
What is the difference between a lesbian and a female prostitute?
If you want a female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.
What is the difference between a feminazi and a female prostitute?
If you want the female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.
In a lesbian relationship, which feminazi cooks?
None, both carpet munchers eat out.
What’s the difference between someone’s wife and a plate?
They both have to stay in the kitchen.
What is the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman?
One is a superhero, and the other is a simple command.
I hope there are no women on here because they just aren't that funny.
The amount of women judging me for raping a poor lady is terrible. You weren't there. You don't know!
Did you hear about the boy who got raped by a group of women in the park whilst jogging? Now there are lots of male joggers in the area.
What's the difference between a joke and two dicks?
Women can't take a joke!
What is the difference between a feminist and a knife?
A knife at least has a point.
What's common between a feminist and a knife?
They both stay in the kitchen.
Q: Why are lesbians bad at math?
A: Because they can't multiply.
Why do women buy clothes from the kids section? Because rapists prey on the weak.
What do you call a flat chested emo girl?
Cutting board.
What do lesbians and mechanics have in common?
They both use strap on tools.
Dishwasher rape is another word for marital obligations.