Gender jokes
What do you call a flat chested emo girl?
Cutting board.
What do lesbians and mechanics have in common?
They both use strap on tools.
Dishwasher rape is another word for marital obligations.
The dear God created the man.
Then he created woman.
When he then saw what he had done, he took care of tobacco and alcohol.
I recently learned that churches won’t let trans men become priests because they don’t consider trans men as men, which is rather confusing to me.
As a Jew, I don’t know very much about Christianity, but from what I’ve heard, don’t priests love little boys?
Why is it okay for a woman to use me when she feels like it, but when I use her body when I feel like it, I am the bad guy?
Why is the gay kid gay?
Because he likes men.
The only reason gay people exist is because they couldn't get the opposite gender.
Why should a feminist never be allowed to join the UAW United Auto Workers?
Because the only thing that a feminist will do in the UAW United Auto Workers, is eat pussy all day inside the women's restroom and she will only pay her membership dues, if she is allowed to eat pussy all day inside the women's restroom.
What does a sex offender that is a lesbian have in common with a sex offender that is a feminist?
They only performed cunnilingus on girls under 18 years old.
Why should a feminist never join the United Auto Workers, UAW?
Because the only thing that a feminist would do in the United Auto Workers, UAW is lick pussy all day in the woman's restroom.
When the feminists find out that it's humanity, not huwomanity.
What's a lesbian's favorite weapon?
A finger-gun👉👌
If you got a crush and you are a 👧🏻 girl, let him lick 👅 your vagina.
What color would the confetti be at a baby shower in 2025?
Orange because they're having a they/them baby.
If you are a girl and your favorite movie as a kid was Mulan, they successfully made a man out of you.
Yo momma so queer that she thinks Paige Stawicki will be the first female in the NHL.
Q: Do you know why transgender people are good at being carpenters?
A: Because they have more experience cutting off their wood.
How does the non binary kill white en Amy?
They/them.
What do trans men and Pinocchio have in common?
Both are lying when they say "I'm a real boy."
(I'm a trans man myself lol)