Gender jokes
What is the difference between a lesbian and a female prostitute?
If you want a female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.
What is the difference between a feminazi and a female prostitute?
If you want the female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.
In a lesbian relationship, which feminazi cooks?
None, both carpet munchers eat out.
What’s the difference between someone’s wife and a plate?
They both have to stay in the kitchen.
What is the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman?
One is a superhero, and the other is a simple command.
I hope there are no women on here because they just aren't that funny.
The amount of women judging me for raping a poor lady is terrible. You weren't there. You don't know!
Did you hear about the boy who got raped by a group of women in the park whilst jogging? Now there are lots of male joggers in the area.
What's the difference between a joke and two dicks?
Women can't take a joke!
What is the difference between a feminist and a knife?
A knife at least has a point.
What's common between a feminist and a knife?
They both stay in the kitchen.
Q: Why are lesbians bad at math?
A: Because they can't multiply.
Why do women buy clothes from the kids section? Because rapists prey on the weak.
What do you call a flat chested emo girl?
Cutting board.
What do lesbians and mechanics have in common?
They both use strap on tools.
Dishwasher rape is another word for marital obligations.
The dear God created the man.
Then he created woman.
When he then saw what he had done, he took care of tobacco and alcohol.
I recently learned that churches won’t let trans men become priests because they don’t consider trans men as men, which is rather confusing to me.
As a Jew, I don’t know very much about Christianity, but from what I’ve heard, don’t priests love little boys?
Why is it okay for a woman to use me when she feels like it, but when I use her body when I feel like it, I am the bad guy?
Why is the gay kid gay?
Because he likes men.