What do you call an entitled woman? A Karen.
What do you call a group of transgender women?
X-Men.
My girlfriend called me a "bot" in Fortnite, so I called her "sandwich maker 3000."
"Our all-transgender brigade has suffered heavy casualties!"
"What? We haven’t even sent them to fight!"
"They’ve already lost 30% of the unit!"
I asked what LGBTQ stands for, and I couldn’t get a straight answer.
For boys, life is a lot like a penis: simple, soft, straight, relaxed, and hanging freely......... then a woman makes it really hard.😩😉😏
Women suck (GET IT?!)
I remember last year all these bitches called me lame so I stopped the simping and pretended I was gay, now I think they're all fucking with me.
I'm an LGBTQ imposter got cut last year know I've made the roster and you may think I'm a monster. I'm just just tryna see some titties.
Bitches be like "Kill all men" till a black guy dies.
Women have so much evil in their blood that God has to drain it once a month. Hehehehehe
Why did the feminist cross the road?
To suck my dick!
What's the difference between a girl and a toy? There is no difference because you play with both anyway.
Why do four polish heteroflexable men like to suck on four of the cow's udders? Because a bull has only one.
Why did the dumb blonde pee inside the condom?
Because the doctor told the dumb blonde that the dumb blonde was going to get a urine test!
The reason that girls are not allowed in boys' treehouses is because girls can't keep their mouths shut about boys taking turns sucking each other's hotdogs.
Someone asked me my gender... I said, "Woah, man."
You're so short, when you were born, the doctor couldn't tell if you were a boy, a girl, or a Jimmy Dean pork sausage.
What's the difference between a guy and a woman? They fall from different heights.
What do you call a group of chubby trans-genders?
Trans-fats.
What can you tell [as] a difference between [a] man and a woman [in a] relationship?
Both of them are just full of shit.
