Gender jokes
Q: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Don't be stupid, feminists can't change anything.
Think about how many more girls we guys could get if we talked to them how we talk to other guys, like when they say, "Can I borrow a pencil?" You say, "You can borrow this hard wood dick."
My penis is so polite. It stands up so girls can sit down.
Woman do have rights!
I like women's rights "jokes" because they're all facts.
I got kicked out of a library because I put a book about women's rights into the fantasy section.
Q: What do you call a blonde with only two brain cells?
A: Pregnant.
Yes, the Queen has died today. Can the people of the world please finally tell Harry to stop cross-dressing as her?
What would Hitler be called if he abused women? Hither!
Okay, boys are known to measure their dicks, but do girls measure their depths?
What do you call a feminist with a rape whistle? Delusional and optimistic.
What do garbage bins and horny women have in common?
They wait to be filled with a big load.
I always wonder what girls are thinking about. Maybe balls.
Is Google a male or female?
Female because it doesn’t let you finish your sentences before making a suggestion.
Your mum has balls.
A boy walks up to a girl and says, "I would tell you a joke about my dick, but it’s too long."
Then the girl says, "Yeah, I would tell you a joke about my pussy, but you’ll never get it."
Lucas is a baby, a little girl, ooo!
In chess, why does the queen have more mobility than the king?
Because the chessboard looks like a kitchen floor.
What do feminists and tampons have in common?
They're both stuck-up cunts.
What do girls and noodles have in common?
They both wiggle when you eat them.