Why are feminists jealous of men?
Because men don't have to stand up to piss.
Why can a gay man give a better brojob to a heterosexual man than another heterosexual man?
Experience.
What kind of experience does a feminist have?
Being a bitch.
Today I was asked to go out by 20 girls. -- I was in the women's bathroom.
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill’s candy, but Jack had a shock with a mouth full of cock cause Jill’s real name was Randy.
With a tight cheeked fanny and shlong expandy, Jack’s face turned uncanny. Off he ranny to tell granny his best friend was a tranny.
Jack and Jill went up a hill so Jack could eat her candy. But Jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock because Jill’s real name is Randy.
A man walks into a library and says to the librarian, "Do you have that book for men with small penises?"
The librarian looks on her computer and says, "I don't know if it's in yet."
"Yeah, that's the one!"
Why are heterosexual women jealous of gay men?
because gay men can perform fellatio on men better than they can.
What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball?
A guy will actually search for a golf ball.
I got sent out of a library for putting a women's rights book in the fiction section.
What is the difference between a feminist and a female prostitute? If you want a female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.
What are the big mouths of feminists good for? Portable urinal for men.
How many screws does it take to construct a lesbian's bed?
None, it's all tongue and groove...
I was talking to this absolutely gorgeous woman, and I asked her, “What do you do?” And she said, “I’m a brain surgeon.” And I don’t know if this makes me sexist or not, but I was really impressed.
Most women can’t pull off sarcasm.
What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
Snowballs.
A feminist asked me how I view lesbian relationships.
Apparently, "in HD" wasn't a good answer.
Why do feminists believe that they can act like a bitch towards men if they want to? Because they were born without a penis.
If a midget walks up to you and tells you your hair smells nice, is that sexual harassment?
How do you get a nun pregnant? -- Dress her up as an alter boy.
The reason that girls are not allowed in boys' treehouses is because girls can't keep their mouths shut about boys taking turns sucking each other's hotdogs.
