Gender jokes
We need more women in the military! They can bleed for weeks and still not die!
Your hairline is more bent than James Charles' gender.
Hippity hoppity, women are property.
What's the difference between football and rape? Women don't like football.
What is the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman?
One is a superhero, and the other is a simple command.
Teacher: We are going to Seville.
Girls: Omg, it's such a beautiful city. I can't wait to explore!
Boys: Ohh oh oh ohhh.
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How many genders are there?
One, women are property.
"In chess, a queen can move in more directions than the king."
I mean, yeah, the chessboard looks like a kitchen floor, so-
I had to run out of the library because I put the cookbooks in the women's sports section.
Okay, boys are known to measure their dicks, but do girls measure their depths?
Me on my way to the principal's office after the trans kid told me to act my age, so I told him to act his gender.
The amount of women judging me for raping a poor lady is terrible. You weren't there. You don't know!
"What does the word 'gay' mean?" asked a son of his father.
"It means 'happy'," replied the father.
"Oh," contested the son, "so you are gay then?"
"No, son, I have a wife."
Girls are whores.
What do you call a robot that feels like the opposite gender?
A transformer.
Do you know why I finger women with my left hand?
Because they don’t deserve rights!
Women should have the right to choose whether they want to do cooking or cleaning first.
Want to hear a joke?
Women's Rights.
Why are there no women in the NFL?
Commissioner Roger Goodell firmly believes in equal opportunity, so the girl tries out. Then, if she makes the team, we gangbang her to death. I mean, could you imagine what a scary birch she'd have to be?
2019, where you can change your gender at a snap of a finger.