Gender jokes
What is the difference between a feminist and a female prostitute? If you want a female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.
What are the big mouths of feminists good for? Portable urinal for men.
Life is like a penis: women make it hard for no reason.
I was talking to this absolutely gorgeous woman, and I asked her, “What do you do?” And she said, “I’m a brain surgeon.” And I don’t know if this makes me sexist or not, but I was really impressed.
Most women can’t pull off sarcasm.
If a midget walks up to you and tells you your hair smells nice, is that sexual harassment?
What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
Snowballs.
Why do feminists believe that they can act like a bitch towards men if they want to? Because they were born without a penis.
How do you get a nun pregnant? -- Dress her up as an alter boy.
The reason that girls are not allowed in boys' treehouses is because girls can't keep their mouths shut about boys taking turns sucking each other's hotdogs.
Why do women rub their eyes in the morning?
Because they don't have balls.
How do women make you a millionaire?
When you're a billionaire.
What do gay people and mice have in common?
They both hate pussy cats!
In my mother's generation, they grew up with Wonder Woman. In ours, we have to wonder if she's a woman.
What do TVs and girls have in common?
They both show you stuff when you turn them on!
Did you hear about the homosexual letter? It only came in male boxes.
If a man drove over a woman, whose fault was it?
The man, because he shouldn't be driving in the kitchen.
Welcome onboard Sexist Airlines. Everyone, please fasten your seatbelts now as we are switching to a female pilot.
I got kicked out of the school library for placing a women's rights book in the fiction section.
What's the similarity between women and car parking spaces? The good ones are always taken, and sometimes when nobody's looking, you slip in the disabled one.
In chess, why does the queen have more mobility than the king?
Because the chessboard looks like a kitchen floor.