Q: What's the difference between a knife and a woman arguing?
A: A knife has a point.
What do TVs and girls have in common?
They both show you stuff when you turn them on!
If a man drove over a woman, whose fault was it?
The man, because he shouldn't be driving in the kitchen.
Why do women rub their eyes in the morning?
Because they don't have balls.
Did you hear about the homosexual letter? It only came in male boxes.
In my mother's generation, they grew up with Wonder Woman. In ours, we have to wonder if she's a woman.
What's the similarity between women and car parking spaces? The good ones are always taken, and sometimes when nobody's looking, you slip in the disabled one.
I got kicked out of the school library for placing a women's rights book in the fiction section.
What do gay people and mice have in common?
They both hate pussy cats!
In chess, why does the queen have more mobility than the king?
Because the chessboard looks like a kitchen floor.
Welcome onboard Sexist Airlines. Everyone, please fasten your seatbelts now as we are switching to a female pilot.
Why do four polish heteroflexable men like to suck on four of the cow's udders? Because a bull has only one.
Have you ever noticed when a woman is pregnant, all her friends touch her stomach and say "congrats," but none of them touch the man's penis and say "well done?"
New study reveals that women slightly overweight live longer... than the men who mention it.
Men vacuum in the same way that they have sex.
They just put it in and make some noise for 3 minutes before they collapse on the couch and think that their wife should be really happy.
What does a perverted frog say? Rub it.
Why don't witches wear underwear? To get a better grip on their broom.
What do girls and rocks have in common? The flat ones get skipped.
What is red and goes 200 mph? A baby in a blender.
Who goes to a comedian show and gets offended?
A feminist.
Why did the transgender girl want to be a boy?
Because momma never raised no pussy.
How do women make you a millionaire?
When you're a billionaire.
Why do feminists eat so much pussy?
To get the taste of dick out of their mouths.
Does it cycle now, you stupid bitches?
