I identify as Michael Jackson and my pronouns are he he
Any game: Are you a boy or a girl? Non-binary people: *cries*
Q: Do you know why transgender people are good at being carpenters?
A: Because they have more experience cutting off their wood
What do you call a crowd of horny white women? A field of cotton waiting to be picked to be picked
Why do women have cleaner minds than men? -- Because they change theirs more often.
When I was born the doctors said , “it’s a boy!” Then when they went to cut the embilical cord, they cut the wrong thing. Then they said , “OH, It’s a girl.”
The optimist think the glass is half full The pessimist think the glass is half empty The feminist think the glass is raping them
Women
Teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime.
Teach a feminist to fish and she will accuse you of patronising her, claim she knew how to do it anyway and that even if she didn’t, she could easily work it out without the help of a man.
How are Kentucky Fried Chicken and a woman the same?
Once you take away the legs and the breasts you’re left with one greasy box to put your bone in.
What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and a terrorist? You can negotiate with a terrorist.
My best friend is transgender; she transitioned from a man into a woman. I think it's courageous of her to take a pay cut like that.
Why does OSHA require women to wear panties? Because every manhole needs a cover
So, You're into pronouns? Let me she/them titties
What is the difference between a hooker and a feminist? If you want a hooker to be a bitch you have to give her money first.
yesterday i saw a "womans rights" book in the library so i put it in the fiction section and got kicked out
What do you call it if your mom is a guy and ur dad is a woman?
Transparent
There was a girl I used to date, only to find out that she used to be a man. You could say, she put me in a trans
Q: What is a lesbian's version of a cock block?
A: A beaver dam
i have a lot of respect for trans women
that surgery takes balls!
