Gender jokes
Why do women rub their eyes in the morning?
Because they don't have balls.
How do women make you a millionaire?
When you're a billionaire.
What do TVs and girls have in common?
They both show you stuff when you turn them on!
In my mother's generation, they grew up with Wonder Woman. In ours, we have to wonder if she's a woman.
Did you hear about the homosexual letter? It only came in male boxes.
If a man drove over a woman, whose fault was it?
The man, because he shouldn't be driving in the kitchen.
Welcome onboard Sexist Airlines. Everyone, please fasten your seatbelts now as we are switching to a female pilot.
What do gay people and mice have in common?
They both hate pussy cats!
I got kicked out of the school library for placing a women's rights book in the fiction section.
What's the similarity between women and car parking spaces? The good ones are always taken, and sometimes when nobody's looking, you slip in the disabled one.
In chess, why does the queen have more mobility than the king?
Because the chessboard looks like a kitchen floor.
Why do four polish heteroflexable men like to suck on four of the cow's udders? Because a bull has only one.
Have you ever noticed when a woman is pregnant, all her friends touch her stomach and say "congrats," but none of them touch the man's penis and say "well done?"
New study reveals that women slightly overweight live longer... than the men who mention it.
Men vacuum in the same way that they have sex.
They just put it in and make some noise for 3 minutes before they collapse on the couch and think that their wife should be really happy.
Who goes to a comedian show and gets offended?
A feminist.
What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
Snowballs ;)
What does a perverted frog say? Rub it.
Why don't witches wear underwear? To get a better grip on their broom.
What do girls and rocks have in common? The flat ones get skipped.
What is red and goes 200 mph? A baby in a blender.
My wife told me to be more in touch with my feminine side, so I crashed the car.
My friend once said my opinion didn't matter. I said, "Why did you call me a female?"