Q: What do you call a blonde with only two brain cells?
A: Pregnant.
Yes, the Queen has died today. Can the people of the world please finally tell Harry to stop cross-dressing as her?
What would Hitler be called if he abused women? Hither!
Okay, boys are known to measure their dicks, but do girls measure their depths?
What do you call a feminist with a rape whistle? Delusional and optimistic.
What do garbage bins and horny women have in common?
They wait to be filled with a big load.
I always wonder what girls are thinking about. Maybe balls.
Is Google a male or female?
Female because it doesn’t let you finish your sentences before making a suggestion.
A boy walks up to a girl and says, "I would tell you a joke about my dick, but it’s too long."
Then the girl says, "Yeah, I would tell you a joke about my pussy, but you’ll never get it."
Lucas is a baby, a little girl, ooo!
In chess, why does the queen have more mobility than the king?
Because the chessboard looks like a kitchen floor.
What do feminists and tampons have in common?
They're both stuck-up cunts.
What do girls and noodles have in common?
They both wiggle when you eat them.
Feminists think men hate them. MEN HATE FEMINIST KARENS. We already have equal rights. It wasn't always like that, but that was in the past. So, fuck feminists.
(Like if you hate feminists.)
I respect woman’s choices... either she wants to cook first, then clean, or she wants to clean first, then cook.
Why did the feminist get banned? For spreading conspiracy theories about the (non-existent) gender wage gap.
Why aren't women taken seriously in the world? They are too busy whining about getting raped.
I believe in a woman's right to choose...
...whether she wants to cook first and then clean or clean first and then cook.
How do you tell the difference between a girl spaghetti and a boy spaghetti?
Meatballs.
What are Michael Jackson's pronouns? "He he."
