Gender

Gender Jokes

Think about how many more girls we guys could get if we talked to them how we talk to other guys, like when they say, "Can I borrow a pencil?" You say, "You can borrow this hard wood dick."

Yes, the Queen has died today. Can the people of the world please finally tell Harry to stop cross-dressing as her?

Is Google a male or female?

Female because it doesn’t let you finish your sentences before making a suggestion.

A boy walks up to a girl and says, "I would tell you a joke about my dick, but it’s too long."

Then the girl says, "Yeah, I would tell you a joke about my pussy, but you’ll never get it."

In chess, why does the queen have more mobility than the king?

Because the chessboard looks like a kitchen floor.

Feminists think men hate them. MEN HATE FEMINIST KARENS. We already have equal rights. It wasn't always like that, but that was in the past. So, fuck feminists.

(Like if you hate feminists.)