Gender

Gender jokes

Feminist

  • Why are feminist rape claims never taken seriously? Nobody wants to rape fat, hairy gorillas.

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  • Girl

  • Why do girls rub their eyes after they wake up in the morning? because they don't have balls to scratch.

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  • Feminist

  • How do you rape a feminist? Tell her you are a woman and she will let you do whatever. You won't even need to force it.

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  • Lesbian

  • How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb? None, they can't change anything.

    I am just kidding, you know gay jokes aren't funny, come on guys.

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  • Surprise

  • Jack and Jill went up the hill. So Jack could lick her candy.

    But Jack got a shock and a mouthful of cock.

    Because Jill's real name was Randy.

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  • People

  • I don't see why people these days choose their gender. There's only two, it's Nerf or nothing! (I'm just joking, I honestly don't care.)

    Mistake

  • They say mistakes make you stronger. If that were true, then whoever made that nonexistent thing called “women's rights” would have muscles bigger than a white girl.

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  • Girl

  • One day, a little girl was texting her friend. "Guess what, Angelica!" said the little girl.

    "What?" Angelica replied.

    "I'm a guy."

    Surprise

  • Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill's candy.

    But Jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock because Jill's real name is Randy.