Gender jokes
I want to fuck Cyrus, Kylin. Especially Peter Pecker.
One day, a little girl was texting her friend. "Guess what, Angelica!" said the little girl.
"What?" Angelica replied.
"I'm a guy."
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill's candy.
But Jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock because Jill's real name is Randy.
What does a man have 3 of, which a girl only has 2 of?
Legs.
Michael proved anything is possible in America. Where else can a poor black boy grow up to be a rich white woman?
Me: Looks like a girl, sure as h3ll I don't sound like one.
Michael Jackson: Looks like a boy, sure as h3ll don't sound like one.
That [is] what we have i[n] commen, but if you mix up my gender I won't give a F about it. Michael Jackson not so much : )
You: Hey, Alexa, what is your gender?
Alexa: I identify as Michael Jackson, and my pronouns are...
Me: *hears it* And their pronouns are he/he.
Q: What do you call a blonde with two brain cells?
A: Pregnant.
Jack & Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick her candy...but Jack got a shock and a mouth full of c0ck cuz Jill's real name was Randy.
Your haircut is worse than James Charles picking a gender.
Why are lesbians so bad at math? They can't multiply.
My teacher gave me an A in Physics, then she tells me that it turns guys on.
How can you tell if a man is straight? You don't have to, he will tell you.
Girls' dreams: OMG, my crush kissed me!
Boys' dreams: I just got a dub, bro!
How did the lesbian die? Homicide.
Mom told me to get more in touch with my feminine side. So, I crashed the car.
wo(man) fe(male) we(men)
dishwash(her)
Why do women rub their eyebrows? They don't got balls to scratch!
What’s worse than a girl getting a period?
A boy getting a period.
If you're gay, does that mean you're sexist?