There was one girl. She met 5000 guys. She had sex with each of them seven times. She became... - flip screen (=).
2 hunter are walking in the forest together. Hunter #2 flops down, unconscious, and and hunter #1 dials 911. Operator: "911 what's your emergency?" Hunter no. 1: "The other hunter, hunting with me in the woods fell asleep." Operator: "Check if he's / she's (not assuming genders) dead." *Operator hears a distant gunshot* Hunter no. 1: "What do I do next?"
Why do guys hold their ball sack when they run?
Because they don't have titties.
What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball?
A guy will actually search for a golf ball.
Jack and Jill went up the Jill so Jack could lick Jill's fanny, but Jack had a shock with a mouthful of cock because was actually a tranny.
A guy walks into a bar. He sees a hot girl. He walks up to her and says, "You're getting laid tonight." She replies, "What are you, some sort of psychic?" He says, "No, I'm just stronger than you."
When I was born the doctors said, "it's a boy!" Then when they went to cut the umbilical cord, they cut the wrong thing. Then they said, "Oh, it's a girl."
Men vacuum in the same way that they have sex.
They just put it in and make some noise for 3 minutes before they collapse on the couch and think that their wife should be really happy.
So, if the reason people used to hang women was because they were seen as witches back in the day, if boys were to be hung, would they be called wizards?
What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Well, beer nuts are 49 cents, but deer nuts are just under a buck. (If you don’t understand the genders of deer, you won’t understand it.)
2019, where you can change your gender at a snap of a finger
How many screws does it take to construct a lesbian's bed?
None, it's all tongue and groove...
What sayd the man to the woman??
Go to the kitchen lol.
What's the difference between a feminist and a pencil?
One of them has a POINT:)
What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?
I can only fit three fingers inside the bowling ball.
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill's candy.
But Jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock because Jill's real name is Randy.
There's only one gender, women are property.
A recent study has found that beer contains female hormones.
A test group of 100 male volunteers each consumed six pints of beer, and the effect was they all talked endlessly about nothing and couldn’t drive for shit.
I see some objects over there... oh, never mind, that's a woman.
Q: How can you tell the sun is a boy?
A: It rises every morning.
