Gay jokes
Yo mama's so gay that, after watching Aladdin, she tried to fly on a pride flag!
What do you call a gay person on fire? LGBBQ.
What do you call a disabled person on fire? Hot wheels.
What do you call an Asian person on fire? Vietnam.
My gay ass: I want to find Jesus.
Religious mom: FINALLY!
Me: Grabs a noose.
Why can't people in wheelchairs be gay? Cuz you can't be a fruit and a vegetable at the same time.
My cousin said being gay was such a pain in the ass and I asked him why and I said, "Cuz you get buttfucked?" and he said, "No, I get made fun of." and I said, "Why? Cuz you get buttfucked?" and he said, "No, turd." Then I said, "Wow, at least I'm not the one with real pains in my ass, bro."
Memes
Q: Why was the gay man fired from the sperm bank?
A: He got caught drinking on the job.
Why's it so hard to come out of the closet? Just open the door!
What do gay people get for Christmas?
Discrimination.
Why were glow-in-the-dark condoms made?
To play Star Wars.
Why can't an orphan be gay?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
Roses are red, violets are blue,
Your brother is gay, and so are you.
🤔 🤔 🤔 Why did a ♿ why did a physically handicapped 👨 gay man that is a sex worker received $35.00 for a blowjob from gay men in the LGBT community? because he can suck the chrome of a tail pipe 🌭 🌭 🌭 🌭 🌭 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌
What is the difference between paying $50.00 to receive an anonymous blow job from a physically challenged gay white male who is also a sex worker at a glory hole and paying $175.00 to receive an anonymous blow job from an able-bodied bisexual white female who is also a sex worker at a glory hole?
If you give $50.00 to receive an anonymous blow job from a physically challenged gay white male who is also a sex worker at a glory hole you are saving yourself $125.00. 💸😁
I got a roommate. He killed a butterfly, and I said no butter for a week. The next day, he killed a cockroach. Son of a bitch, nice try.
I think one of my dads might be gay.
I'm a gay depressed person. Would that make me a happy unhappy person?
Why can't orphans be gay? Because then they would be home-osexual.
Gay jokes are not funny, CUM on guys!
Sorry, I don't have a joke here... Just wondering how idiots end up here complaining about offensive jokes when you ended up here. You had to click that section on purpose, right? If you can't take it, piss the fuck off... If I'd be gay and I'd look up gay jokes and get offended... how stupid is that?
What's the difference between a gay rooster and a straight rooster?
Straight rooster says, "Cock-a-doodle-doo."
A gay rooster says, "Any cock will do."