Gay jokes
Hoyt is gay.
What do you call a gay T-Rex?
A tyranno-sore-ass!
What's the difference between a good TV show and a gay man?
One makes your day and one makes your whole week.
Women in general are jokes.
Gay gang.
My friend Enyaw is gay, she is a cunt.
squint your eyes
Solve this equation: a gay boy + a whole lot of drugs = A hyped up f'ing machine.
How do you break up a fight between two gay men?
Say, "Can you get straight to the point?"
Two gays are getting ready for Christmas... They are expecting a big package in the mail!
I was doing a race, and I started after everyone 'cause I fell, but when I got up I realized I couldn't even race, not because I was behind, but because I can't go straight if I'm gay...
Son: Dad, if I told you I was gay, would you still love me?
Dad: Don’t be silly son, you were an accident. I never loved you in the first place.
What do you call a gay emo kid?
Fruit Ninja.
If you buy two condoms, but you're banging a woman, it's fine, don't throw it away, just make her transgender.
I dunno man, worked for me.
Are you gay? "No." Oh, so you're not happy? "No." Oh...
Why are gay men better than straight women?
Because gay men are more willing to look after kids once they swallow them.
Ur mom gay.
After you read this post, you will forget you were gay.
If all women disappeared one day, it would be a pain in the ass.
My friend said that gay people existed 10 years ago.
He can tell the future.
What does a refrigerator and a gay male have in common?
Only one farts when you pull the meat out. 🌝🌝🌝
What is a gay man's favorite hobby?
Cockfighting.