why do gay people get bad grades? because they dont get straight As
What do you call a gay man that is not a vegetarian a cocksucker π π π π π π π¨ π¨ π© π© π¨ π¨ π¨ π© π¨ π¨ π¨ π¨
I joined the military for the group showers
Why are heterosexual women jealous of gay men? because gay men can perform fellatio on men better than they can
ever wonder why pride month is so hot? it's j a free trial of what's to come for the celebrators...
You know your doctor is gay when he ask u to touch your toes and then you feel a rub on your back and a tickle on your anus
Have you ever seen a baby unicorn? NO! BECAUSE UNICORNS ARE GAY RAINBOWS IN EQUINE FORM.
What is italian sausage? the dick of a gay italian
Man my brother has a tight buttered butthole. The veins in my cock throb when he comes over!
What do gay horses say? "Hay ya'lllllllllllllll!
My friend said "Dude, if you don't put your desk in line with the column, your gay." so he did it and i said "Well i guess now he's straight" ;D
What do gay horses eat?
Hay.
Whats in a mans mouth when he realizes he's gay
A dick
Have you heard the new pickup line in a gay bar ? Can I push your stool in for ya
Do you wanna hear a Gay Joke...
Butt fuck it
Some goes into a bar and asks for a blow job the barman goes me too but then the guy goes I meant the drink
How does a prostitute that has blond hair and polish and a gay white male kill erectile dysfunction for his clients he performs fellatio on them
frenid: r u gay me: yes u frenid: no I am bi me: dang it frenid: what me: i like u frenid: ok I like u to
Did you hear about the gay guy who got kicked off the golf course?
He was playing with too many strokes
What's a homo's favorite planet?
Uranus