Gay jokes
What do you call a gay person on fire? LGBBQ.
What do you call a disabled person on fire? Hot wheels.
What do you call an Asian person on fire? Vietnam.
Why's it so hard to come out of the closet? Just open the door!
What do gay people get for Christmas?
Discrimination.
Q: Why was the gay man fired from the sperm bank?
A: He got caught drinking on the job.
Why were glow-in-the-dark condoms made?
To play Star Wars.
Memes
I think one of my dads might be gay.
Why can't an orphan be gay?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
Roses are red, violets are blue,
Your brother is gay, and so are you.
🤔 🤔 🤔 Why did a ♿ why did a physically handicapped 👨 gay man that is a sex worker received $35.00 for a blowjob from gay men in the LGBT community? because he can suck the chrome of a tail pipe 🌭 🌭 🌭 🌭 🌭 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌
What is the difference between paying $50.00 to receive an anonymous blow job from a physically challenged gay white male who is also a sex worker at a glory hole and paying $175.00 to receive an anonymous blow job from an able-bodied bisexual white female who is also a sex worker at a glory hole?
If you give $50.00 to receive an anonymous blow job from a physically challenged gay white male who is also a sex worker at a glory hole you are saving yourself $125.00. 💸😁
I got a roommate. He killed a butterfly, and I said no butter for a week. The next day, he killed a cockroach. Son of a bitch, nice try.
Why can't orphans be gay? Because then they would be home-osexual.
I'm a gay depressed person. Would that make me a happy unhappy person?
A gay couple walks into a Muslim bar. The tender flares up and says, “let me guess, a little blood on the rocks?”
Sorry, I don't have a joke here... Just wondering how idiots end up here complaining about offensive jokes when you ended up here. You had to click that section on purpose, right? If you can't take it, piss the fuck off... If I'd be gay and I'd look up gay jokes and get offended... how stupid is that?
Gay jokes are not funny, CUM on guys!
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
Why does a straight guy act gay? Because he wants to feel wanted and wants to be BFFs with the hottest girls.
You could think that some orphans are gay.
But think, would they be home-osexual? 🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️
What’s the name of the band in the gay bar?
A: Beers for Queers.