Gay jokes
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Osama bin laden hit the towers because he couldnt fly straight
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The gay kid tried to shoot up the school, but his shots would not go straight.
What's the difference between a gay rooster and a straight rooster?
Straight rooster says, "Cock-a-doodle-doo."
A gay rooster says, "Any cock will do."
My gay ass: I want to find Jesus.
Religious mom: FINALLY!
Me: Grabs a noose.
How do you trick a homophobic heterosexual male that is a Roman Catholic priest into using the glory hole inside the men's restroom at a gay bar?
Tell him that it is a confessional booth.
Why can't people in wheelchairs be gay? Cuz you can't be a fruit and a vegetable at the same time.
My cousin said being gay was such a pain in the ass and I asked him why and I said, "Cuz you get buttfucked?" and he said, "No, I get made fun of." and I said, "Why? Cuz you get buttfucked?" and he said, "No, turd." Then I said, "Wow, at least I'm not the one with real pains in my ass, bro."
Why were glow-in-the-dark condoms made?
To play Star Wars.
A gay couple walks into a Muslim bar. The tender flares up and says, “let me guess, a little blood on the rocks?”
I think one of my dads might be gay.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They don't have a closet to come out of.
Why's it so hard to come out of the closet? Just open the door!
What do gay people get for Christmas?
Discrimination.
Q: Why was the gay man fired from the sperm bank?
A: He got caught drinking on the job.
Why can't an orphan be gay?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
Roses are red, violets are blue,
Your brother is gay, and so are you.
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What is the difference between paying $50.00 to receive an anonymous blow job from a physically challenged gay white male who is also a sex worker at a glory hole and paying $175.00 to receive an anonymous blow job from an able-bodied bisexual white female who is also a sex worker at a glory hole?
If you give $50.00 to receive an anonymous blow job from a physically challenged gay white male who is also a sex worker at a glory hole you are saving yourself $125.00. 💸😁