Gay jokes
Why's it so hard to come out of the closet? Just open the door!
Q: Why was the gay man fired from the sperm bank?
A: He got caught drinking on the job.
Why were glow-in-the-dark condoms made?
To play Star Wars.
Why can't an orphan be gay?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
Roses are red, violets are blue,
Your brother is gay, and so are you.
Memes
🤔 🤔 🤔 Why did a ♿ why did a physically handicapped 👨 gay man that is a sex worker received $35.00 for a blowjob from gay men in the LGBT community? because he can suck the chrome of a tail pipe 🌭 🌭 🌭 🌭 🌭 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌
What is the difference between paying $50.00 to receive an anonymous blow job from a physically challenged gay white male who is also a sex worker at a glory hole and paying $175.00 to receive an anonymous blow job from an able-bodied bisexual white female who is also a sex worker at a glory hole?
If you give $50.00 to receive an anonymous blow job from a physically challenged gay white male who is also a sex worker at a glory hole you are saving yourself $125.00. 💸😁
I got a roommate. He killed a butterfly, and I said no butter for a week. The next day, he killed a cockroach. Son of a bitch, nice try.
Why can't orphans be gay? Because then they would be home-osexual.
I'm a gay depressed person. Would that make me a happy unhappy person?
I think one of my dads might be gay.
Sorry, I don't have a joke here... Just wondering how idiots end up here complaining about offensive jokes when you ended up here. You had to click that section on purpose, right? If you can't take it, piss the fuck off... If I'd be gay and I'd look up gay jokes and get offended... how stupid is that?
Gay jokes are not funny, CUM on guys!
I asked my friend what the best gay joke is, and she said "You."
You could think that some orphans are gay.
But think, would they be home-osexual? 🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️
Why does a straight guy act gay? Because he wants to feel wanted and wants to be BFFs with the hottest girls.
I went to school with a gay guy who was really smart, but he always got mad that he got straight A's instead of getting all the D's.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
Q: What did one gay cowboy say to the other gay cowboy?
A: Hayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
What’s the name of the band in the gay bar?
A: Beers for Queers.