Gay jokes
My gay ass: I want to find Jesus.
Religious mom: FINALLY!
Me: Grabs a noose.
Why can't people in wheelchairs be gay? Cuz you can't be a fruit and a vegetable at the same time.
My cousin said being gay was such a pain in the ass and I asked him why and I said, "Cuz you get buttfucked?" and he said, "No, I get made fun of." and I said, "Why? Cuz you get buttfucked?" and he said, "No, turd." Then I said, "Wow, at least I'm not the one with real pains in my ass, bro."
Why were glow-in-the-dark condoms made?
To play Star Wars.
A gay couple walks into a Muslim bar. The tender flares up and says, “let me guess, a little blood on the rocks?”
I think one of my dads might be gay.
Q: Why was the gay man fired from the sperm bank?
A: He got caught drinking on the job.
What do gay people get for Christmas?
Discrimination.
Why's it so hard to come out of the closet? Just open the door!
Why can't an orphan be gay?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
Roses are red, violets are blue,
Your brother is gay, and so are you.
🤔 🤔 🤔 Why did a ♿ why did a physically handicapped 👨 gay man that is a sex worker received $35.00 for a blowjob from gay men in the LGBT community? because he can suck the chrome of a tail pipe 🌭 🌭 🌭 🌭 🌭 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌
What is the difference between paying $50.00 to receive an anonymous blow job from a physically challenged gay white male who is also a sex worker at a glory hole and paying $175.00 to receive an anonymous blow job from an able-bodied bisexual white female who is also a sex worker at a glory hole?
If you give $50.00 to receive an anonymous blow job from a physically challenged gay white male who is also a sex worker at a glory hole you are saving yourself $125.00. 💸😁
Sorry, I don't have a joke here... Just wondering how idiots end up here complaining about offensive jokes when you ended up here. You had to click that section on purpose, right? If you can't take it, piss the fuck off... If I'd be gay and I'd look up gay jokes and get offended... how stupid is that?
I got a roommate. He killed a butterfly, and I said no butter for a week. The next day, he killed a cockroach. Son of a bitch, nice try.
I'm a gay depressed person. Would that make me a happy unhappy person?
Why can't orphans be gay? Because then they would be home-osexual.
Gay jokes are not funny, CUM on guys!
What do you call a homosexual wrestler?
Gay Mysterio.
I asked my friend what the best gay joke is, and she said "You."