I got a roommate. He killed a butterfly, and I said no butter for a week. The next day, he killed a cockroach. Son of a bitch, nice try.
I'm a gay depressed person. Would that make me a happy unhappy person?
Why can't orphans be gay? Because then they would be home-osexual.
Sorry, I don't have a joke here... Just wondering how idiots end up here complaining about offensive jokes when you ended up here. You had to click that section on purpose, right? If you can't take it, piss the fuck off... If I'd be gay and I'd look up gay jokes and get offended... how stupid is that?
Gay jokes are not funny, CUM on guys!
How do you trick a homophobic heterosexual male that is a Roman Catholic priest into using the glory hole inside the men's restroom at a gay bar?
Tell him that it is a confessional booth.
What do you call a gay person on fire? LGBBQ.
What do you call a disabled person on fire? Hot wheels.
What do you call an Asian person on fire? Vietnam.
Why should you keep English gay activists away from neo-nazis?
British cigarettes get smoked easily.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
Q: What did one gay cowboy say to the other gay cowboy?
A: Hayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
What’s the name of the band in the gay bar?
A: Beers for Queers.
I went to school with a gay guy who was really smart, but he always got mad that he got straight A's instead of getting all the D's.
What do you call a gay pride parade that was ran over?
Rainbow road.
I asked my friend what the best gay joke is, and she said "You."
You could think that some orphans are gay.
But think, would they be home-osexual? 🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️
My cousin said being gay was such a pain in the ass and I asked him why and I said, "Cuz you get buttfucked?" and he said, "No, I get made fun of." and I said, "Why? Cuz you get buttfucked?" and he said, "No, turd." Then I said, "Wow, at least I'm not the one with real pains in my ass, bro."
Why does a straight guy act gay? Because he wants to feel wanted and wants to be BFFs with the hottest girls.
Quin loves Robin. All he says is "Robin." This isn't a joke; Quin's gay.
Why cant orphans be gay? They don't have a closet to come out of.
Why can’t an orphan be gay?
Because they have no one to call “daddy.”
