Gay jokes
Thanks for the birthday wishes. It's been an odd one this year, as some of you know, my father suddenly passed away on my birthday last year, and anyone who knew the old man knew he had a sledgehammer wit!
Good on ya dad, ya definitely got the last laugh!
What did one condom say to the other condom as they were passing a gay bar? "Let's go get shit faced!"
What do you call two gay Irishmen?
Patrick Fitz Gerald, and Gerald Fitz Patrick.
Kurt Cobain said he wished he was gay.
That's why he married Courtney Love.
What does a man and a gay prostitute have in common with a physically handicapped bisexual man? All three of them are very good at sucking your dick.
Teacher: Alright class, let's sing our ABC's!
The gay kid: LGBTQRSTUVWXYZ
Anal intercourse is for assholes.
Guy 1: P-gay or T-gay?
Guy 2: P-gay sounds cooler.
Guy 1: Yeah me too. I don't like P-ewDiePie, always love T-series.
Guy 2: Omg what did i just say? I wasn't even knowing what were you talking about :<
Guy 1: Like I do care :$
Guy 3: But I do care :<
Guy 1: F*ck you.
Guy 3: Do it.
Guy 2: But you do care about me.
Guy 3: No.
Guy 2: F*ck you.
Guy 3: Do it.
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"Gay Furry Femboys are cool."
William
What do you call two men fucking? My dad and I. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
His boss gave him some projects to work on, but he failed at it.
His boss told him: "You suck."
And he started sucking his boss, after he was done.
His boss told him: "You suck for life!"
XD
How do you know you had a gay cookout?
All the hotdogs taste like ass.
What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator?
The fridge don't fart when you take your meat out.
John saw a Gay in a wheelchair.
"I didn't know a man could be a fruit and a Vegetable!"
Gay is gay.
What do you call a group of gay gamers?
Rainbow Six.
What’s the difference between bossatron5678 and a gay man?
One isn’t retarded, and one isn’t gay; the gay man is dead.
Clothes are gay. They're in a closet.
How did the gay man die? Homicide.