Gay jokes

What’s the difference from me and a gay person? You.

Dario is gay.

Why can't orphans be gay?

Because they have no one to call "daddy."

How much semen can a gay man hold? A buttload.

Hi, I’m gay.

What is it that a 🤔 😳 👀 😕 physicality handicapped ♿ male prostitute can do on his own very well without getting any help from his male friends that are gay like himself?

Perform fellatio on a 👨 👨 👬 gay man.

You're gay.

If you read this.

What's in a man's mouth when he realizes he's gay?

A dick.

The only reason gay people exist is because they couldn't get the opposite gender.

The gayest person in the world is Pacman. You can pay him to eat 200 balls.

The only food I want to review is my wife's rear end.

Two gays came into the bar and said, "What's up, you big faf mother of hell?"

In Africa, it doesn't matter if you're gay, straight, or bisexual.

At the end of the day, it's night.

Anal intercourse is for assholes.

What do you call a lazy kangaroo?

A pouch potato.

I called my guy friend a cock-sucker the other day. He replied with, "Hey, 20 bucks is 20 bucks."

Every one is talking about glory holes, so I decided to look into one.

I was doing renovations on a house and found a wall with a glory hole. I was going to remodel it, but it's load bearing. I asked a gay carpenter how to fix this, and he advised that I check out the studs first to make sure they were uncut.

Eventually, I gave up and just put my nuts through the hole. Now they're walnuts.

A son walks up to his dad and says, "I'm so gay right now!"

"HOW COULD YOU? I THOUGHT YOU WERE STRAIGHT!!!" screams the dad.

"No, gay as in HAPPY," says the confused son, "I'm so happy right now!"

"Oh," says the dad, "why are you happy?"

Then the son said, "Because I just got 20 dollars for sucking a guy off."

What do you call a gay Eskimo?

A snow blower.

What do you call a well endowed gay male who is also in a wheelchair?

Meals on wheels.