Why can’t a gay person walk a trail? Because a gay person can’t walk on a straight line.
Vladimir Putin is probably a homophobe because he has to go through life with the name of a gay porn star.
A guy dies and finds himself in Hell. Despondent, he sits on the ground and weeps uncontrollably.
Demon: "Why so sad, my friend?"
Guy: "What do you think? I'm in hell!"
Demon: "Hell's not so bad. We actually have a lot of fun down here. You a drinkin' man?"
Guy: "Sure, I love to drink."
Demon: "Well, you're gonna love Mondays then. On Mondays, that's all we do, is drink. Whiskey, tequila, vodka, beer... We drink till we throw up and then drink some more."
Guy: "Gee, that sounds great!"
Demon: "You a smoker?"
Guy: "You better believe it."
Demon: "Alright! You're gonna love Tuesdays. We get the finest cigars from around the world and smoke our fucking lungs out. If you get cancer, it's ok, you're already dead!"
Guy: "Golly."
Demon: "I bet you like to gamble."
Guy: "Yes, as a matter of fact, I do."
Demon: "Good, because Wednesday is gambling day. Craps, blackjack, horse races, you name it."
Guy: "Wow."
Demon: "You like to do drugs?"
Guy: "Well, I love to do drugs. You don't mean..."
Demon: "That's right! Thursday is drug day. Help yourself to a great big bowl of crack. Smoke a joint the size of a submarine. You can do all the drugs you want, and if you overdose, it's ok... You're already dead!"
Guy: "Neat! I never realized hell was such a swingin' place!"
Demon: "You gay?"
Guy: "Uh, no."
Demon: "Ohhh... You're gonna hate Fridays...."
How can you get 3 homos to it on one barstool?
Turn it upside down
ur mom gai
What do lesbians and mechanics have in common? They both use strap on tools
What do u call a gay retard? Fruit and vegetable soup
I just did a test to see who my soulmate is, and it said "best friend." So I guess I am gay. I think so, WTF.
I was doing a race, and I started after everyone 'cause I fell, but when I got up I realized I couldn't even race, not because I was behind, but because I can't go straight if I'm gay...
Q: How can you tell if a Western is gay?
A: All the good guys are hung.
Q: What do you call a gay cowboy?
A: A jolly rancher.
Two gays are getting ready for Christmas... They are expecting a big package in the mail!
At least someone who is gay/Carter has someone.
Women in general are jokes.
Gay gang.
gay ppl
What do you call gay parents. poly,
His gay ass dad.
I go out with enyaw, now she is just gay now.
My friend Enyaw is gay, she is a cunt.
How did my dad know I was gay?
He stuck his cock in me and I liked it.
