Gay jokes
Once there were these two fruitcakes driving in their Pink Porsche. "Oh, this handles so well!" they exclaimed.
Then this Mack truck came around the corner at their stop sign and rear-ended them. The passenger said to his partner, "You tell that man he's gonna pay every single cent 'cause we're going to sue him!"
So the flamer gets out and swishes to tell the trucker to do that very thing. The trucker was a tough who said, "What do you want, wimp?" The gay said, "You just hit our new Pink Porsche, and we're gonna make you pay every single cent 'cause we're gonna sue you!"
The trucker said, "Oh yeah? Blow me!" The gay driver went "Ohhh!" and ran back. The gay partner asked him, "What did he say?" His fruitcake driver said, "Ohhh! It's wonderful, he wants to settle out of court!"
What do you never say to gay people?
IF YOUR HAPPY AND YOU KNOW IT CLAP YOUR HANDS! 🤣🤣🤣🏳️🌈
What do you call a gay friend?
Miguel Del Rosario Domingo.
Why can’t a gay person walk a trail? Because a gay person can’t walk on a straight line.
What's the difference between Elton John and rapboat?
Elton is talented, rich, and openly gay. Rapboat got fuck all talent, no money, and is not out of the closet yet.
There is a kid in my class who is allergic to peanuts. He says he's gay. He can't be though... he's allergic to nuts!
Which way do gay men walk?
One Direction.
What's the difference between a refrigerator and a gay person...
It don't moan when u put milk inside.
Are you gay? "No." Oh, so you're not happy? "No." Oh...
A gay couple actually goes to heaven. Turns out Jesus was a hypocrite.
What do you call a gay man that is not a vegetarian?
A cocksucker.
How can a gay man that is unemployed be productive in the workplace?
Give a blowjob to other gay men in the workplace for money.
What do you call six gay men in a war? Rainbow Six Siege.
If I called you gay, you would probably hit me with your purse.
Lions = gay pride.
An orphan came out of the closet to their parents as gay. Oh wait...
If gay means happy, then I am now straight.
Why did the gay man get raped?
He assed for it.
Girls Are Yummy Stupid
Are Really Erectable
Tasty Honey Ejaculable
Booty Everything Sucking Titties
Gays don't be mad, read the first letter of every word :D
Yo mama so gay, she almost passed away.