Gay jokes

I told my friends that are gay that my hairline's straighter than he will ever be.

What's the difference between a gay man and a hairline?

The hairline is way straighter.

Friend: Name one gay person off the top of your head.

Me: Me.

I told my mom I'm happy and she said: "I didn't know you were gay."

Why is Ahmed gay? Because he created 9/11. Hahahahahahahhahahahahaa

What do you call a gay pride parade that was ran over?

Rainbow road.

Jimmy: Your mom is gay.

Me: No, you.

Jimmy: I have no mom.

What is the difference between kinky and perverted?

Kinky is when an abled-bodied gay male is receiving an anonymous blow job from a physically disabled gay male under the handicapped stall at a rest area.

Perverted is when an abled-bodied gay male has to give a Klondike Bar to a physically disabled gay male to receive an anonymous blow job under the handicapped stall at a rest area.

Vladimir Putin is probably a homophobe because he has to go through life with the name of a gay porn star.

I'm horny and gay.

Penis gay be like: among sussy, ding ding ding ding ding ding di di ding.

Imposter is SuS!?

Why could the orphan never be gay?

Because he had nobody to call "daddy."

What's the difference between Jeffrey Dahmer and an Emo?

They're both gay and use knives.

If you're gay, does that mean you're sexist?

..., I'm gay.

A. No

B. Maybe

C. Leave blank

D. Yes

Like if you think someone is gay.

Why did the gay man get raped?

He assed for it.

What's the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.

What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? They both used their brains to paint the walls.

A Catholic gay male that is well-endowed goes to confession, and while he is inside the confessional booth, the Catholic priest is sucking his dick, and he says to the Catholic priest, "What are you doing, Father?"

And the priest says, "It's called giving a blowjob."

And the Catholic gay male says, "Why are you giving me a blowjob, Father, inside the confessional booth?"

And the Catholic priest says, "If there was no glory hole in the confessional booth, my son, it would not be called a confessional booth in the first place."

Guy 1: Why is my cat so angry?

Guy 2: Because she wants to eat your big sausage.

Guy 1: Don't you?

Guy 2: Yeah, it seems delicious.

Guy 1: Mmm, so... w-wait what are you doing? I didn't think you meant the one in my lunch :< Where are you leaving #_#

**Meow...**

Guy 1: Shut up, I will never feed you this sausage. It's not for you :< -_- </3