Gay jokes
I told my mom I'm happy and she said: "I didn't know you were gay."
Friend: Name one gay person off the top of your head.
Me: Me.
I told my friends that are gay that my hairline's straighter than he will ever be.
What's the difference between a gay man and a hairline?
The hairline is way straighter.
Killua is hot, why?
He's gay.
Three gay men enter a bar in Iran. They don't come out.
Why is Ahmed gay? Because he created 9/11. Hahahahahahahhahahahahaa
Jimmy: Your mom is gay.
Me: No, you.
Jimmy: I have no mom.
What is the difference between kinky and perverted?
Kinky is when an abled-bodied gay male is receiving an anonymous blow job from a physically disabled gay male under the handicapped stall at a rest area.
Perverted is when an abled-bodied gay male has to give a Klondike Bar to a physically disabled gay male to receive an anonymous blow job under the handicapped stall at a rest area.
Vladimir Putin is probably a homophobe because he has to go through life with the name of a gay porn star.
I'm horny and gay.
Like if you think someone is gay.
If you're gay, does that mean you're sexist?
Why could the orphan never be gay?
Because he had nobody to call "daddy."
What's the difference between Jeffrey Dahmer and an Emo?
They're both gay and use knives.
Penis gay be like: among sussy, ding ding ding ding ding ding di di ding.
Imposter is SuS!?
What's the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? They both used their brains to paint the walls.
A Catholic gay male that is well-endowed goes to confession, and while he is inside the confessional booth, the Catholic priest is sucking his dick, and he says to the Catholic priest, "What are you doing, Father?"
And the priest says, "It's called giving a blowjob."
And the Catholic gay male says, "Why are you giving me a blowjob, Father, inside the confessional booth?"
And the Catholic priest says, "If there was no glory hole in the confessional booth, my son, it would not be called a confessional booth in the first place."
Guy 1: Why is my cat so angry?
Guy 2: Because she wants to eat your big sausage.
Guy 1: Don't you?
Guy 2: Yeah, it seems delicious.
Guy 1: Mmm, so... w-wait what are you doing? I didn't think you meant the one in my lunch :< Where are you leaving #_#
**Meow...**
Guy 1: Shut up, I will never feed you this sausage. It's not for you :< -_- </3
Your mum is gay; her name is Rachel.