Gay jokes

If a gay white male with blond hair is a prostitute, you will get $175.00 back for a blowjob if you give him $20.00. If you give a can of sauerkraut to a gay white male that is a prostitute with blonde hair and who is also Polish, you will get the money back that he paid for the can of sauerkraut if you wanted him to give you a blowjob. And if you wanted a blowjob from a gay white male that is a prostitute that is Canadian and Polish with blond hair, you will get the money back he paid for the bottle of maple syrup at the grocery store if you wanted him to give you a blowjob. But if you wanted to fuck him up the ass, he will give you the money back that he paid for the can of Crisco and he will also give you the money back that he paid for the box of condoms and he will give you the change back that he paid for the box of tampons that he paid for his baby sister or you could get a free anonymous blowjob at an adult book store.

My friend said to me that I am gay. My response? I’m as straight as that pole that your mum danced on last night.

I told my mom I'm happy and she said: "I didn't know you were gay."

Friend: Name one gay person off the top of your head.

Me: Me.

Why is Ahmed gay? Because he created 9/11. Hahahahahahahhahahahahaa

What do you call a gay pride parade that was ran over?

Rainbow road.

What's the difference between a gay man and a hairline?

The hairline is way straighter.

I told my friends that are gay that my hairline's straighter than he will ever be.

I always ask gay people what LGBTQ means, but I never get a straight answer.

Killua is hot, why?

He's gay.

Jimmy: Your mom is gay.

Me: No, you.

Jimmy: I have no mom.

What is the difference between kinky and perverted?

Kinky is when an abled-bodied gay male is receiving an anonymous blow job from a physically disabled gay male under the handicapped stall at a rest area.

Perverted is when an abled-bodied gay male has to give a Klondike Bar to a physically disabled gay male to receive an anonymous blow job under the handicapped stall at a rest area.

Vladimir Putin is probably a homophobe because he has to go through life with the name of a gay porn star.

I'm horny and gay.

Like if you think someone is gay.

Penis gay be like: among sussy, ding ding ding ding ding ding di di ding.

Imposter is SuS!?

If you're gay, does that mean you're sexist?

..., I'm gay.

A. No

B. Maybe

C. Leave blank

D. Yes

What's the difference between Jeffrey Dahmer and an Emo?

They're both gay and use knives.

Why could the orphan never be gay?

Because he had nobody to call "daddy."