Gay jokes
God sent gays to fix overpopulation. Until they ended same-sex marriage.
Why do gay kids always fail exams ? Becuz they can't think straight
Did you hear about the gay choirboy?
He choked on his first hymn.
What is gay - curious 🤔 😳
👬 👬 a gay man that is curious about experiencing sex with a 👨 👩 👨 bisexual man.
👨 👨 👩 🚲 🚲 🚲 does it cycle now?
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😢 😔 sorry for your luck 🍯 honey it sucks 😪 😞 😒 to be you.
Why did my dad leave me?
Because I was gay.
What do gay men like to suck each other's bananas because they like the ice cream filling?
I wish my ex-wife would take me back. :(
How many gay guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Just one... But it takes the entire emergency room to take it out.
His boss gave him some projects to work on, but he failed at it.
His boss told him: "You suck."
And he started sucking his boss, after he was done.
His boss told him: "You suck for life!"
XD
What did one gay sperm say to the other? "You think we’ll find the egg and all this shit?"
What do you call a gay dinosaur?
A stego-sore-ass.
If all women disappeared one day, it would be a pain in the ass.
What does an apple and a gay person have in common?
Both fruits hang in trees out in the Middle East.
Just 'cause I’m gay doesn’t mean I want you. I’m shocked anyone would.
What do you call two gay Irishmen?
Patrick Fitz Gerald, and Gerald Fitz Patrick.
What do you call a fart in a gay bar?
A mating call.
I want your cock in my rock bottom.
How do you turn a straight guy into a gay guy? Well... for starters, you grab that ass of his, drag him into the bathroom, and tell him to suck my long, big pineapple, and thus you have yourself one straight guy converted into a dick-sucking machine.
What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator?
The fridge don't fart when you take your meat out.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."