What's the difference between a good TV show and a gay man?
One makes your day and one make your whole week.
Remember what one of my gay friends told me: it's only cannibalism if you swallow.
I think abraham Lincoln was gay because a guy shot from behind
Two gay guys are in a burning building, who gets out first. The one on the top or the bottom?
The bottom because his shits already packed.
What did the gay guy say to his boyfriend before leaving to go on vacation? Do you need help packing your shit?
I work in a garage and yesterday a gay person came up to me and said,"why wont my car go straight
Secretly, I’m a woman catfishing gay men on Grindr. When a notification from the app went off, my son told me, “I’ve heard that sound, daddy has that game too!”
What's the difference between a gay and a freezer? -- The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
what do you call it when you rickroll someone in the lgbtq?
you just got fruit-rolled
Whats in a mans mouth when he realizes he's gay
A dick
draco malfoy had a wand fight in the bathroom
What do you call a gay man with a thicc ass? fruit cake