Gay jokes
I'm made with depression and extra anxiety, then a side of gay and a sprinkle of emo.
Why do gay kids always fail exams ? Becuz they can't think straight
God sent gays to fix overpopulation. Until they ended same-sex marriage.
Did you hear about the gay choirboy?
He choked on his first hymn.
What is gay - curious 🤔 😳
👬 👬 a gay man that is curious about experiencing sex with a 👨 👩 👨 bisexual man.
👨 👨 👩 🚲 🚲 🚲 does it cycle now?
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😢 😔 sorry for your luck 🍯 honey it sucks 😪 😞 😒 to be you.
Why did my dad leave me?
Because I was gay.
I wish my ex-wife would take me back. :(
What do gay men like to suck each other's bananas because they like the ice cream filling?
What do you call a gay dinosaur?
A stego-sore-ass.
How many gay guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Just one... But it takes the entire emergency room to take it out.
His boss gave him some projects to work on, but he failed at it.
His boss told him: "You suck."
And he started sucking his boss, after he was done.
His boss told him: "You suck for life!"
XD
What did one gay sperm say to the other? "You think we’ll find the egg and all this shit?"
What does an apple and a gay person have in common?
Both fruits hang in trees out in the Middle East.
I want your cock in my rock bottom.
If all women disappeared one day, it would be a pain in the ass.
What do you call two gay Irishmen?
Patrick Fitz Gerald, and Gerald Fitz Patrick.
Just 'cause I’m gay doesn’t mean I want you. I’m shocked anyone would.
How do you turn a straight guy into a gay guy? Well... for starters, you grab that ass of his, drag him into the bathroom, and tell him to suck my long, big pineapple, and thus you have yourself one straight guy converted into a dick-sucking machine.
What do you call a fart in a gay bar?
A mating call.
I love big hot sexy men.