Why don't gay Greek men in Greece perform anilingus on each other?
Because anilingus between two gay men is against the law in Greece.
Remember what one of my gay friends told me: it's only cannibalism if you swallow.
What's the difference between a good TV show and a gay man?
One makes your day and one makes your whole week.
How many gay guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Just one... But it takes the entire emergency room to take it out.
How many gays does it take to put in a light bulb?
Only one... but it takes the entire Emergency Room to get it out.
I think Abraham Lincoln was gay because a guy shot from behind.
Two gay guys are in a burning building, who gets out first? The one on the top or the bottom?
The bottom because his sh*t's already packed.
Gay sex is a real pain in the ass.
What did the gay guy say to his boyfriend before leaving to go on vacation?
"Do you need help packing your shit?"
What do gay men like to suck each other's bananas because they like the ice cream filling?
How do you know it’s a gay guy’s birthday?
Depends how hard they blow out the candles.
I work in a garage, and yesterday a gay person came up to me and said, "Why won't my car go straight?"
Secretly, I’m a woman catfishing gay men on Grindr. When a notification from the app went off, my son told me, “I’ve heard that sound. Daddy has that game, too!”
Robin's gay.
Why do gay people like sports?
Because they get to play with balls.
What's the difference between a gay and a freezer?
The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
What do you call it when you rickroll someone in the LGBTQ?
You just got fruit-rolled.
What's in a man's mouth when he realizes he's gay?
A dick.
What do you call a gay man with a thicc ass?
Fruit cake.
What did The Rock say to his dad?
"I'm gonna Rock Bottom my cock down your throat!"
