Gay

Gay Jokes

Men

What do you call two men fucking? My dad and I. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Friend

Remember what one of my gay friends told me: it's only cannibalism if you swallow.

Gay Man

What's the difference between a good TV show and a gay man?

One makes your day and one makes your whole week.

Gay Guy

How many gay guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one... But it takes the entire emergency room to take it out.

Light Bulb

How many gays does it take to put in a light bulb?

Only one... but it takes the entire Emergency Room to get it out.

Guy

Two gay guys are in a burning building, who gets out first? The one on the top or the bottom?

The bottom because his sh*t's already packed.

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  • Fruit

    How come you never see a gay person in a wheelchair?

    It’s hard to be a fruit, when you’re already a vegetable.

    Boyfriend

    What did the gay guy say to his boyfriend before leaving to go on vacation?

    "Do you need help packing your shit?"

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  • Banana

    What do gay men like to suck each other's bananas because they like the ice cream filling?

    Birthday

    How do you know it’s a gay guy’s birthday?

    Depends how hard they blow out the candles.

    Car

    I work in a garage, and yesterday a gay person came up to me and said, "Why won't my car go straight?"

    Woman

    Secretly, I’m a woman catfishing gay men on Grindr. When a notification from the app went off, my son told me, “I’ve heard that sound. Daddy has that game, too!”

    Sport

    Why do gay people like sports?

    Because they get to play with balls.

    Difference

    What's the difference between a gay and a freezer?

    The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.

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  • Rickroll

    What do you call it when you rickroll someone in the LGBTQ?

    You just got fruit-rolled.