Gay jokes
Why can't homeless people be gay?
They don't have a closet to get out of.
What does the Gay Garlic do when it gets hot? It takes it's CLOVES off. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Like if you LOL every time 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
How to treat someone who’s lesbian, gay, queer, transgender or bisexual?
The same way that you would treat anybody else, you homophobic bastard.
How does a gay man trick a heterosexual man that is homophobic into giving him a brojob?
The gay man puts mustard on his dick and then puts his dick inside a glory hole.
Why did my dad leave me?
Because I was gay.
God sent gays to fix overpopulation. Until they ended same-sex marriage.
How does a gay man trick a heterosexual man into giving him a blowjob?
The gay man asks the heterosexual man if he wants to give him a "brojob."
How many gay guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Just one... But it takes the entire emergency room to take it out.
How many gays does it take to put in a light bulb?
Only one... but it takes the entire Emergency Room to get it out.
How much semen can a gay man hold? A buttload.
Why don't gay Greek men in Greece perform anilingus on each other?
Because anilingus between two gay men is against the law in Greece.
What do you call two men fucking? My dad and I. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Gay sex is a real pain in the ass.
What's the difference between a good TV show and a gay man?
One makes your day and one makes your whole week.
Yo hairline is so crooked it makes your gay best friend look straight.
I think Abraham Lincoln was gay because a guy shot from behind.
Two gay guys are in a burning building, who gets out first? The one on the top or the bottom?
The bottom because his sh*t's already packed.
What’s the difference between a gay rooster and a straight rooster?
A straight rooster says, "Cock-a-doodle-do!"
A gay rooster says, "Any cock will do!"
What do you call a gay T-Rex?
A tyranno-sore-ass!
What did one gay sperm say to the other? "You think we’ll find the egg and all this shit?"