Gay jokes

How does a gay man trick a heterosexual man into giving him a blowjob?

The gay man asks the heterosexual man if he wants to give him a "brojob."

Why don't gay Greek men in Greece perform anilingus on each other?

Because anilingus between two gay men is against the law in Greece.

What do you call two men fucking? My dad and I. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Gays are always welcome on my Redneck Party Bus. NOT!

Remember what one of my gay friends told me: it's only cannibalism if you swallow.

What's the difference between a good TV show and a gay man?

One makes your day and one makes your whole week.

How much semen can a gay man hold? A buttload.

How many gays does it take to put in a light bulb?

Only one... but it takes the entire Emergency Room to get it out.

How many gay guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one... But it takes the entire emergency room to take it out.

Yo hairline is so crooked it makes your gay best friend look straight.

I think Abraham Lincoln was gay because a guy shot from behind.

Two gay guys are in a burning building, who gets out first? The one on the top or the bottom?

The bottom because his sh*t's already packed.

Gay sex is a real pain in the ass.

How do you know you broke into a gay man’s house?

They only have a back door.

What do you call a gay T-Rex?

A tyranno-sore-ass!

How come you never see a gay person in a wheelchair?

It’s hard to be a fruit, when you’re already a vegetable.

What did one gay sperm say to the other? "You think we’ll find the egg and all this shit?"

What did the gay guy say to his boyfriend before leaving to go on vacation?

"Do you need help packing your shit?"

What do gay men like to suck each other's bananas because they like the ice cream filling?

I work in a garage, and yesterday a gay person came up to me and said, "Why won't my car go straight?"