I asked my friend what the best gay joke is, and she said "You."
my cousin said being gay was such a pain in the ass and i asked him why and i said cuz you get buttfu@ckd and he said no i get made fun of and i said why cuz you get buttfucked? and he said no terd then i said wow atleast im not the one with real pains in my ass bro
why does a straight guy act gay? cause he wants to feel wanted and wants to be bffs with the hotest girls
What’s the name of the band in the gay bar?
A: Beers for Queers
quin loves robin all he says is robin this isnt a joke quins gay
A orphan came out the closet to there parents as gay. Oh wait. Continue.
1st daughter: Dad I;m lesbian! Dad: oh OK! 2nd daughter: I'm also lesbian Dad: WTF does any 1 in this family love d!cks?!? Son: I do...
when someone calls you gay say im straight straighter than your hairline
Why do gay 👬 👨 👨 👨 👨 want to 😫 😫 😫 eat each others meat because 🥩 🥓 🥩 🍖 🍖 is meat and 👨 has to 😋 eat 🍖 🥓 🥩
What do you call a gay guy on the BBQ
LGBBQ
I love big hot sexy men.
Gays are always welcome on my Redneck Party Bus. NOT!
Q: What do gay horses say?
A: Geigh!!!
If all women dissappeared one day it would be a pain in the ass
I drove my new rainbow-colored car today. For some reason, it wouldn't go straight.
Lions=gay pride
What's one piece of stationary gay kids always forget to bring to school? A ruler.
I FUCKING LOVE TRIPLE H AND JIMMY WANG YANG
If my son was a real man I wouldn't have caught him fucking another man.
I hate when my father doesn't cook me cocktails for tea.
