Gay

Gay jokes

Two gay guys are in a burning building, who gets out first? The one on the top or the bottom?

The bottom because his sh*t's already packed.

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  • Q: Why are gay people never late for their flight?

    A: They get their shit packed the night before.

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  • You know your doctor is gay when he asks you to touch your toes, and then you feel a rub on your back and a tickle on your anus.

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  • Have you ever seen the clown in Walmart that hides from gay people?

    No..... Really?

    Hahaha

    Grasshole.

    What's the difference between a gay guy and a microwave?

    The microwave doesn't brown the meat.

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  • Vladimir Putin is probably a homophobe because he has to go through life with the name of a gay porn star.

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