Did you hear about the gays that had a baby? It was a little shit
What do you call a gay drive by?
A fruit roll up.
Mikey don't clean his foreskin dude straight gay.
I'm Gay.
duha is gay hahahahahaha.
What's the difference between a gay and a freezer?
The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
Two deer walk out of a gay bar. One of them turns to the other and says, "I can't believe I blew forty bucks in there."
I think my coworkers are gay. -- Every time I walk by, they mumble, "What an ass."
If a woman sleeps with 10 men she's a slut, but if a man does it... He's gay, definitely gay.
"What does the word 'gay' mean?" asked a son of his father.
"It means 'happy'," replied the father.
"Oh," contested the son, "so you are gay then?"
"No, son, I have a wife."
What's the number one pick up line at a gay bar?
"May I push your stool in?"
A guy finds a genie.
He says, "I wish I was better at talking to women."
"Poof!" the genie says, "You're gay!"
What do gay horses eat?
Hay.
What do you call a gay dinosaur?
A stego-sore-ass.
