Gay jokes

Kade

Why did my boyfriend leave me?

Because he's gay.

But why did he come back to me?

Because I'm actually a guy :-)

Once there were these two fruitcakes driving in their Pink Porsche. "Oh, this handles so well!" they exclaimed.

Then this Mack truck came around the corner at their stop sign and rear-ended them. The passenger said to his partner, "You tell that man he's gonna pay every single cent 'cause we're going to sue him!"

So the flamer gets out and swishes to tell the trucker to do that very thing. The trucker was a tough who said, "What do you want, wimp?" The gay said, "You just hit our new Pink Porsche, and we're gonna make you pay every single cent 'cause we're gonna sue you!"

The trucker said, "Oh yeah? Blow me!" The gay driver went "Ohhh!" and ran back. The gay partner asked him, "What did he say?" His fruitcake driver said, "Ohhh! It's wonderful, he wants to settle out of court!"

The only thing I do straight is vodka.

Ur mum gay, lul.

Why did they invent glow-in-the-dark condoms? So gay guys can play Star Wars.

How do you fit three gay guys on a bar stool?

Flip it upside down.

Two gay guys are in a burning building, who gets out first? The one on the top or the bottom?

The bottom because his sh*t's already packed.

Your mom gay.

God made Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve.

How many gay guys can you fit on a bar stool? Four, just flip it over.

I'm straighter than a rainbow.

What did a gay Indian use as weapons of war?

A rain-bow.

What is the definition of GAY?

Thunwa :D

Q: Why are gay people never late for their flight?

A: They get their shit packed the night before.

Y'all gay asf yaya.

I'm gay.

You know your doctor is gay when he asks you to touch your toes, and then you feel a rub on your back and a tickle on your anus.

My friends.

Have you ever seen the clown in Walmart that hides from gay people?

No..... Really?

Hahaha

Grasshole.