Gay jokes

I'm straighter than a rainbow.

What did a gay Indian use as weapons of war?

A rain-bow.

What is the definition of GAY?

Thunwa :D

Q: Why are gay people never late for their flight?

A: They get their shit packed the night before.

Y'all gay asf yaya.

I'm gay.

You know your doctor is gay when he asks you to touch your toes, and then you feel a rub on your back and a tickle on your anus.

My friends.

Have you ever seen the clown in Walmart that hides from gay people?

No..... Really?

Hahaha

Grasshole.

What’s a homo police dog?

A gay-9.

What's the difference between a gay guy and a microwave?

The microwave doesn't brown the meat.

My friend is gay lol. I'm a spagetie fucc, lemme smash, Becky!

Gay.

Vladimir Putin is probably a homophobe because he has to go through life with the name of a gay porn star.

I'm so gay I could barely think straight.

Greg is a pedo.

What do ambulances and gay men have in common? They both take it in the back and go whoop whoop! :D

Did you hear about the gays that had a baby? It was a little shit

What do you call a gay drive by?

A fruit roll up.

Mikey don't clean his foreskin dude straight gay.