Gay

Gay Jokes

What's the difference between a gay guy and a microwave?

The microwave doesn't brown the meat.

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What's the difference between a gay and a freezer? -- The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.

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Two deer walk out of a gay bar. One of them turns to the other and says, "I can't believe I blew forty bucks in there."

"What does the word 'gay' mean?" asked a son of his father.

"It means 'happy'," replied the father.

"Oh," contested the son, "so you are gay then?"

"No, son, I have a wife."

A guy finds a genie.

He says, "I wish I was better at talking to women."

"Poof!" the genie says, "You're gay!"

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