Gay jokes

Thor is so gay he farts the rainbow bridge to Asgard.

Girls Are Yummy Stupid

Are Really Erectable

Tasty Honey Ejaculable

Booty Everything Sucking Titties

Gays don't be mad, read the first letter of every word :D

Was gonna make a gay joke but fuck... Cum on guys.

Did you hear about the homosexual letter? It only came in male boxes.

Why did God create gay men? So fat girls could dance.

If I called you gay, you would probably hit me with your purse.

I bet you love prostate exams because you live things up your ass.

The homophobes writing these jokes.

How to treat someone who’s lesbian, gay, queer, transgender or bisexual?

The same way that you would treat anybody else, you homophobic bastard.

I don't like condoms, but I like gay pregnant X.

If you ever have a gay friend whose comatose, tell his family he/she was a fruit. Now he/she's a vegetable, at least they're still in the produce section.

Jak

Beau is gay.

What did the gay guy say to his boyfriend before leaving to go on vacation?

"Do you need help packing your shit?"

Roses are red, Justin Bieber is gay, But most importantly, You know de way.

Kade

Why did my boyfriend leave me?

Because he's gay.

But why did he come back to me?

Because I'm actually a guy :-)

Once there were these two fruitcakes driving in their Pink Porsche. "Oh, this handles so well!" they exclaimed.

Then this Mack truck came around the corner at their stop sign and rear-ended them. The passenger said to his partner, "You tell that man he's gonna pay every single cent 'cause we're going to sue him!"

So the flamer gets out and swishes to tell the trucker to do that very thing. The trucker was a tough who said, "What do you want, wimp?" The gay said, "You just hit our new Pink Porsche, and we're gonna make you pay every single cent 'cause we're gonna sue you!"

The trucker said, "Oh yeah? Blow me!" The gay driver went "Ohhh!" and ran back. The gay partner asked him, "What did he say?" His fruitcake driver said, "Ohhh! It's wonderful, he wants to settle out of court!"

The only thing I do straight is vodka.

Ur mum gay, lul.