Gay jokes
"What does the word 'gay' mean?" asked a son of his father.
"It means 'happy'," replied the father.
"Oh," contested the son, "so you are gay then?"
"No, son, I have a wife."
What's the number one pick up line at a gay bar?
"May I push your stool in?"
A guy finds a genie.
He says, "I wish I was better at talking to women."
"Poof!" the genie says, "You're gay!"
What do gay horses eat?
Hay.
What do you call a gay dinosaur?
A stego-sore-ass.