Gay jokes

You know your doctor is gay when he asks you to touch your toes, and then you feel a rub on your back and a tickle on your anus.

My friends.

Have you ever seen the clown in Walmart that hides from gay people?

No..... Really?

Hahaha

Grasshole.

What’s a homo police dog?

A gay-9.

What's the difference between a gay guy and a microwave?

The microwave doesn't brown the meat.

My friend is gay lol. I'm a spagetie fucc, lemme smash, Becky!

Gay.

Vladimir Putin is probably a homophobe because he has to go through life with the name of a gay porn star.

I'm so gay I could barely think straight.

Greg is a pedo.

What do ambulances and gay men have in common? They both take it in the back and go whoop whoop! :D

Did you hear about the gays that had a baby? It was a little shit

What do you call a gay drive by?

A fruit roll up.

Mikey don't clean his foreskin dude straight gay.

I'm Gay.

duha is gay hahahahahaha.

What's the difference between a gay and a freezer?

The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.

Two deer walk out of a gay bar. One of them turns to the other and says, "I can't believe I blew forty bucks in there."

I think my coworkers are gay. -- Every time I walk by, they mumble, "What an ass."

If a woman sleeps with 10 men she's a slut, but if a man does it... He's gay, definitely gay.