Gay jokes

I'm Gay.

duha is gay hahahahahaha.

What's the difference between a gay and a freezer?

The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.

Two deer walk out of a gay bar. One of them turns to the other and says, "I can't believe I blew forty bucks in there."

I think my coworkers are gay. -- Every time I walk by, they mumble, "What an ass."

If a woman sleeps with 10 men she's a slut, but if a man does it... He's gay, definitely gay.

"What does the word 'gay' mean?" asked a son of his father.

"It means 'happy'," replied the father.

"Oh," contested the son, "so you are gay then?"

"No, son, I have a wife."

What's the number one pick up line at a gay bar?

"May I push your stool in?"

A guy finds a genie.

He says, "I wish I was better at talking to women."

"Poof!" the genie says, "You're gay!"

What do gay horses eat?

Hay.

What do you call a gay dinosaur?

A stego-sore-ass.