Gay jokes
How do you know a gay guy has been in your house?
There are speedos in the microwave.
Why is a circle gay?
It's not straight.
What’s wrong with a gay bbq?
All the hotdogs taste like shit.
Roses are gay, violets are also gay. If you read, you are gay.
What do you call Hitler?
Gay.
Joke: What do you call a gay alligator detective?
Answer: An Investigator
Son: Hey, Dad, why is my name Dick?
Dad: Oh, because a dick fell on you when you were born.
Son: Ohhhhh, so that's why I'm gay.
Why did the Unicorns become extinct?
Because unicorns are gay! :|
Ur mom gay.
What do you call a gay grenade?
A fragette.
Bully: Ur Gay.
Me: I'M STRAIGHTER THAN THE LINE IN OSAMA BIN LADIN'S PLAN.
Bully: *runs away and hears crash*
How can you tell if a gay guy has a high sperm count?
Chew when you swallow!
Your mom is gay, just like your dad.
Two Asians walked into a strip club and they went to a cashier. They put in their names: her name was He Gay and his name was Shi A Ho.
Ur mum gay.
What is a threesome with 3 guys?
Gay sex and a witness.
If you have cancer, you are gay.
Jake, Tommy, and Mike were adopted. Jake got adopted, Tommy got adopted, and Mike. Mike grew up to be an office worker. So you get a new job, and hear something about this guy named Mike.
The next day you go into the office and Mike is sitting next to you, with unicorns and rainbows and stuff. Then, a co-worker comes up and says, "No one told you Mike was gonna be this GGGAAAAYYYYY!"
what do you call a lazy gay?
someone who comes straight out of the closet, and goes straight to the couch.
Do you wanna hear a Gay Joke...
Butt fuck it.