Gay jokes
Guy 1: Why is my cat so angry?
Guy 2: Because she wants to eat your big sausage.
Guy 1: Don't you?
Guy 2: Yeah, it seems delicious.
Guy 1: Mmm, so... w-wait what are you doing? I didn't think you meant the one in my lunch :< Where are you leaving #_#
**Meow...**
Guy 1: Shut up, I will never feed you this sausage. It's not for you :< -_- </3
Q: Why did the flat earther become gay?
A: He knows a thing or two about giving dome.
Q: Why did he eventually become asexual?
A: He doesn't believe in anything south of the border.
A sad guy called "nun" is crying next to the grave of his best friend called "month". "Month" got killed by a gay guy, and after that, "nun" got homophobic.
While "nun" is sitting next to "month"'s grave, he heard a guy ask his friend: 《Do You Wanna Play A Game On?》 "Nun" got angry and he asked that guy: 《What did you just say to your friend?》 The guy answers: 《A game on, why?》
"Nun" kills the two guys.
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Ur mom gay.
Everyone reading this is gay!
John saw a Gay in a wheelchair.
"I didn't know a man could be a fruit and a Vegetable!"
A gay couple actually goes to heaven. Turns out Jesus was a hypocrite.
I saw two men wearing the same clothing and walking together, so I asked both of them if they were gay. They did not hesitate arresting me after I said that.
Kid: Are you gay?
Me: No, I'm straighter than the pole your mom dances on.
I'm made with depression and extra anxiety, then a side of gay and a sprinkle of emo.
What do we call a gay Canadian?
Sophisticated cunt.
What is it called when a gay guy punches someone?
Fruit punch.
Everyone says "no homo," why do gays not say "no hetero?"
Do gay midgets come out of the cabinet?
Why can't gay people play Baseball? They can't throw the ball straight.
Hi, I’m gay.
What's the difference between a refrigerator and a gay guy? You have to ask permission before stuffing it with meat.
What do you call a gay threesome?
A Sloppy Joe.
What do gay girls order in a bar?
Pussy juice.
The reason I'm gay is because I'm scared of getting cooties.