Gay jokes
Why am I gay?
Because I like mushrooms.
His boss gave him some projects to work on, but he failed at it.
His boss told him: "You suck."
And he started sucking his boss, after he was done.
His boss told him: "You suck for life!"
XD
What does an apple and a gay person have in common?
Both fruits hang in trees out in the Middle East.
Hoyt is gay.
Me: I’m going to get burrito 🌯
Friend: You can have my burrito baby.
Gay.
Friend: *begins to moan*
Me: Finna hang up.
How do you know a gay guy has been in your house?
There are speedos in the microwave.
Why is a circle gay?
It's not straight.
What’s wrong with a gay bbq?
All the hotdogs taste like shit.
Roses are gay, violets are also gay. If you read, you are gay.
What do you call Hitler?
Gay.
Joke: What do you call a gay alligator detective?
Answer: An Investigator
Son: Hey, Dad, why is my name Dick?
Dad: Oh, because a dick fell on you when you were born.
Son: Ohhhhh, so that's why I'm gay.
Why did the Unicorns become extinct?
Because unicorns are gay! :|
Ur mom gay.
What do you call a gay grenade?
A fragette.
Bully: Ur Gay.
Me: I'M STRAIGHTER THAN THE LINE IN OSAMA BIN LADIN'S PLAN.
Bully: *runs away and hears crash*
How can you tell if a gay guy has a high sperm count?
Chew when you swallow!
Your mom is gay, just like your dad.
Two Asians walked into a strip club and they went to a cashier. They put in their names: her name was He Gay and his name was Shi A Ho.
Ur mum gay.