Gay jokes

A gay couple actually goes to heaven. Turns out Jesus was a hypocrite.

I saw two men wearing the same clothing and walking together, so I asked both of them if they were gay. They did not hesitate arresting me after I said that.

Kid: Are you gay?

Me: No, I'm straighter than the pole your mom dances on.

I'm made with depression and extra anxiety, then a side of gay and a sprinkle of emo.

What do we call a gay Canadian?

Sophisticated cunt.

What is it called when a gay guy punches someone?

Fruit punch.

Everyone says "no homo," why do gays not say "no hetero?"

Do gay midgets come out of the cabinet?

Why can't gay people play Baseball? They can't throw the ball straight.

Hi, I’m gay.

What's the difference between a refrigerator and a gay guy? You have to ask permission before stuffing it with meat.

What do you call a gay threesome?

A Sloppy Joe.

What do gay girls order in a bar?

Pussy juice.

The reason I'm gay is because I'm scared of getting cooties.

I am really gay. I just needed to confess this.

Have you ever seen a baby unicorn? No! Because unicorns are gay rainbows in equine form.

You're gay, except it...

Roses are red, Kevin Spacey is gay,

If you'd stayed with your parents, I wouldn't have taken you away.

God sent gays to fix overpopulation. Until they ended same-sex marriage.

What does a bar fly and a necrophiliac have in common?

They both enjoy a cold one once in a while.