What's one thing gay people can't draw?
A straight line.
your mom gay
Someone came to me and said “your dad is gay”. I just said “wait. You know where my dad is? Please tell me!”
Son: “mom, is there a thing called «friendship» between a man and a woman ?» Mother: «No Son, unless if he’s gay» Son : «So your friend is gay ?» Mother with herself : «How did he see me with michael omg if my husband discovered my cheating he will kill me» Mother: «Mmm.. Yes» Father loudly: «YES!!!» Mother: «What in the hell ? Are you gay ?» Father with himself: «Am i an idiot why did i yell?! if she discovered I’m gay and her son was made by Paul’s semens she will kill me» Father: «No what are saying ? I’m just talking with myself»
*A few hours later*
Mother: «I will go to visit my mother» Father: «Me too I will go to visit my mother» Son: «Not me too I will go to stud with my friends»
the mother and the father goes to michael’s house and they found their son playing with Michael and Paul is recording them and saying : «that’s why I love you my actual son oh only if your mother knows».
*The End* :D
What do you call a gay person in Antarctica? Bi-Polar
A Boy asked his Dad : « Why didn’t you make love with my mom daddy ? » Dad : « Because I’m gay »
*Son started making out with his daddy and sucking his daddy’s big peepee*
Son : « W- Wait a minute.. So how did i exist if you didn’t make love with my mom if you’re not straight ? » Dad : « Because you are not real and i didn’t even have a wife »
The Son Waked Up from his horrible nightmare And He looked so scared, he did leave his bed to check out his dad but he didn’t find his dad, until his dad entered the house and he said to his son : « Why you did look so worried I’m just bringing some food for breakfast » Son : « Well but why your hands is full of cum ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) » Dad : « Because i did it with you last night i did you forgot .. » Son : « But it was a nightmare .. »
*Dad turns into a monster*
Dad : « I’m your nightmare »
The Son waked up and he seemed too scared and he found himself beside his dad torturing him after he discovered he’s gay.
The Son with himself: « Wake up b*tch wake up b*tch !!!!!! »
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
three gay guy walk into a bar there is only one stool left, what do they do
they flip the stool over
a gay couple and a lesibian couple are going to the airport which one gets there first ... the lesibian duh they get there "LICITY SPLIT "
what do you call a gay cactus a "PRICK"
2 times 4 is 8 now stop fucking asking me
What did one gay guy say to the other when they were packing for a trip? "Want me to pack your shit?"
How many gay guys can you fit on a barstool? 4....if you turn it upside down
Your mam is gay
Anal
I joined the military for the group showers
Want to know why some astronomers are gay?
It’s because they want to be in UR ANUS
How can you compare a gay prostitute to Pacman?
They both get paid to eat 200 balls!!
What did the condom say when he came out of a gay guy's asshole?
He said, "Fuck this shit!"
jimmy: your mom is gay me: no you jimmy: i have no mom
gay guy? poo poo packed lol
