What do we call a gay Canadian?
Sophisticated cunt.
Gay Jokes
What is it called when a gay guy punches someone?
Fruit punch.
Everyone says "no homo," why do gays not say "no hetero?"
Do gay midgets come out of the cabinet?
Why can't gay people play Baseball? They can't throw the ball straight.
Hi, I’m gay.
What's the difference between a refrigerator and a gay guy? You have to ask permission before stuffing it with meat.
What do you call a gay threesome?
A Sloppy Joe.
What do gay girls order in a bar?
Pussy juice.
The reason I'm gay is because I'm scared of getting cooties.
I am really gay. I just needed to confess this.
Have you ever seen a baby unicorn? No! Because unicorns are gay rainbows in equine form.
You're gay, except it...
Roses are red, Kevin Spacey is gay,
If you'd stayed with your parents, I wouldn't have taken you away.
God sent gays to fix overpopulation. Until they ended same-sex marriage.
What does a bar fly and a necrophiliac have in common?
They both enjoy a cold one once in a while.
You really gay. No questions added.
Boy, you gay?
Ben Inkster, more like gay.
Roses are red, violets are blue,
Your brother is gay, and so are you.
