Gay jokes

If you buy two condoms, but you're banging a woman, it's fine, don't throw it away, just make her transgender.

I dunno man, worked for me.

All orphans must be gay because they are not home o'fobic.

Mase looks like a fat gay dude.

You're so skinny you're a thin stick.

You're so fat that when you got in Pacific Ocean, you became the Pacific Ocean.

You're so ugly you got stuff for free.

You're so nasty that when you eat spaghetti, you thought it was throw up.

You're so fat you're the fattest person on Earth.

You are so gay you kissed the boy last night.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Gay.

Gay who?

You're gay.

Why can't people in wheelchairs be gay? Cuz you can't be a fruit and a vegetable at the same time.

I saw your forehead and realized your mom and dad's foreheads were as big as yours. Also, you're gay.

Why can't orphans be gay? Because then they would be home-osexual.

Gays, blacks, and your maw, mate.

My friend saw your forehead and realized you're gay.

Four gay guys are sitting in a Jacuzzi when all of a sudden, a condom starts floating. One of the gay guys turns around and asks, "Okay, who farted?"

Her chest was so flat, I felt gay while hugging her.

Fruit punch sounds like the name of a gay boxer.

Dark jokes are like gay people, Not everyone likes them.

Three gay men enter a bar in Iran. They don't come out.

You could think that some orphans are gay.

But think, would they be home-osexual? 🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️

What's one piece of stationary gay kids always forget to bring to school? A ruler.

What do Pac-Man and Olaf have in common?

They are both gay.

I swear every time I walk past a guy, they stare at my ass. I always keep wondering why it hurts so much.

The cold winter night, there was a cabin in the woods. The cabin housed 3 men. The men were gay but they did not know.

Fili: "Fili." Kili: "And Kili." Fili and Kili: "At your service." Kili: "You must be Mr. Baggins." Bilbo: "No! You can’t come in, you’ve come to the wrong house." Kili: "What?! Has it been canceled?" Fili: "No one told us." Bilbo: "Can...! No, nothing’s been canceled." Kili: "That’s a relief." Fili: "Careful with these, I just had them sharpened." Kili: "It’s nice, this place. Did you do it yourself?" Bilbo: "Uh...no, it’s been in the family for years. That’s my mother’s glory box, can you please not do that?" Dwalin: "Fili, Ki­li, come on, give us a hand." Kili: "Mr. Dwalin." Balin: "Let’s shove this in the hole, or otherwise we’ll never get everyone in." Bilbo: "Ev...everyone?! How many more are there? Oh, no! No, no. There’s nobody home! Go away, and bother somebody else! There’s far too many dwarves in my dining room as it is. If...if this is some blockhead’s idea of a joke, I can only say, it is in very poor taste!" One of the Dwarves: "Get off, you big lump!"

Then the men only had one seat they had in the cabin. It was a bar seat. they were able to flip it upside down and fit all of them on it.