Gay jokes
My uncle can't walk straight. I think it's because he's gay.
Why did Jesus come back from the dead? He forgot to tell you that you're gay!
I love gay people. UwU
"Gay Furry Femboys are cool."
What's the difference between a gay man and a hairline?
The hairline is way straighter.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
I told my friends that are gay that my hairline's straighter than he will ever be.
His gay ass dad.
..., I'm gay.
A. No
B. Maybe
C. Leave blank
D. Yes
What is the difference between a gay man and a fridge? A fridge doesn't moan when you put meat in it.
What do you call gay parents?
Poly.
What do gay guys and priests have in common?
They are both gay in their own ways.
If you buy two condoms, but you're banging a woman, it's fine, don't throw it away, just make her transgender.
I dunno man, worked for me.
All orphans must be gay because they are not home o'fobic.
Mase looks like a fat gay dude.
You're so skinny you're a thin stick.
You're so fat that when you got in Pacific Ocean, you became the Pacific Ocean.
You're so ugly you got stuff for free.
You're so nasty that when you eat spaghetti, you thought it was throw up.
You're so fat you're the fattest person on Earth.
You are so gay you kissed the boy last night.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Gay.
Gay who?
You're gay.
Why can't people in wheelchairs be gay? Cuz you can't be a fruit and a vegetable at the same time.
I saw your forehead and realized your mom and dad's foreheads were as big as yours. Also, you're gay.
Why can't orphans be gay? Because then they would be home-osexual.