Gay jokes
Ha, gay!
The good thing about being gay in school is that you can be the best student and still get all the D's.
When someone calls you gay, say:
"I'm straight, straighter than your hairline!"
"I think my draco might be gay. Why? 'Cause he blow niggas."
Nardo Wick
Gay people.
Ail is gay.
- The emo went to give the tree a high five, but the emo was left hanging.
- How did the gay person die? Homicide.
- Why did the emo get kicked out of the amusement park? He was cutting in line.
- When does a joke turn into a dad joke? When it leaves and never comes back.
- I cried when my dad chopped onions. Onions was such a good dog.
- I have happy memories building sandcastles with my dad, until my mom took his urn away.
- How is the person over there different from cancer? His dad didn't beat cancer.
How did the gay man die? Homicide.
Why are orphans so gay?
They need to be more gay!
If you're gay, does that mean you're sexist?
Your hairline is so bad even your gay friend is straighter than it.
What is a gay person’s favourite meal?
Willy con carne.
What did the gay necrophiliac say when his relationship ended?
"That rotten asshole split on me again!"
Today I feel Qatari. Today I feel Arab. Today I feel African. Today I feel gay. Today I feel disabled. Today I feel a migrant worker.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
What do you call Josh in a room...
Gay.
What language do Gays speak?
HOMOGRAPHY maybe...
There was 1 gay guy, who kissed 4576 gay guys. Then had sex with them, creaming so hard, all of the dicks cumming on his face.
Then he stopped and had sex again x6, now he was left with...
I think my dad's gay because he goes out with his mates to get milk but never returns.
I go out with enyaw, now she is just gay now.