Gay jokes
Which way do gay men walk?
One Direction.
What's the difference between Jeffrey Dahmer and an Emo?
They're both gay and use knives.
What does an Emo kid and Ted Bundy have in common?
They're both gay and use knives.
Yo mama so gay, she almost passed away.
Yo momma so gay, she watched straight porn because gay porn was boring because she is gay!
The bully: You're gay.
The nerd: I am.
The bully: Yeah.
The nerd: Then what are you?
Why do gay people get bad grades?
Because they don't get straight A's.
1st daughter: Dad, I'm lesbian!
Dad: Oh, OK!
2nd daughter: I'm also lesbian.
Dad: WTF, does any 1 in this family love dicks?!?
Son: I do...
How can you get 3 homos to sit on one barstool?
Turn it upside down.
At least someone who is gay/Carter has someone.
Dad: Are you gay?
Kid: Yes.
10 days later.
Kid: I’m going to my girlfriend's house.
Dad: I thought you were gay?
Kid: What’s wrong with you? He’s the girly girl of our relationship, dumba**.
Dad: Don’t swear and okay, bud.
Why could the orphan never be gay?
Because he had nobody to call "daddy."
It’s nice hitting it from the back when my wife has wide hips.
Her butt cheeks look like big huge ball sacks as my thighs smack up against them when I’m thrusting. I like to finish off by grinding my weiner up and down her back like a gay man frotting his schlong on his partner’s ding dong.
My wife and I’s gay marriage counselor advised us to watch porn together. So, we decided to try it out one day and search up lesbian shemale porn.
And that’s the day she found out she was a porn star.
What do you call a gay Megalodon?
Magalogay.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
Is George gay...? Stephen Hawking approves.
Kid at Wish: I wish I could be Batman.
Doctor: Okay, shoots mum and dad. Doctor: I guess now you’ll have to be gay, you wanted to be like Batman.
Bisexuals aren’t gay.
Bisexuals aren’t straight.
They’re graight! 😂
Some guy asked me, "Are you better than my meat?" I said, "No, I'm not better, I just beat it all the time."