Gay jokes

Why can't I be gay? I have nobody to call "daddy."

Why can't orphans be gay?

They have nobody to call "Daddy~"

Son: Dad, if I told you I was gay, would you still love me?

Dad: Don’t be silly son, you were an accident. I never loved you in the first place.

We have a teacher in school. His name is Haybrock, but he is gay, so we call him Gaybrock.

I make gay jokes because I am a gay joke.

A kid tell me he was gonna f**k my mom on Fortnite! So I told him I was gonna double pump his mom until she was wet like moisty meyers.

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I went to school with a gay guy who was really smart, but he always got mad that he got straight A's instead of getting all the D's.

Remember what one of my gay friends told me: it's only cannibalism if you swallow.

What's braver than coming out gay? Taking a shit in an elementary school bathroom with those two kids that always mess with you and turn off the lights.

Does it make me gay if I kiss your dad and he decides to drill my ass?

You're all gay. HEHEHE!

How do you find out if your kid is gay?

Lock him in a closet and if he comes out, he's gay. If not, he's dead straight.

How did my dad know I was gay?

He stuck his cock in me and I liked it.

What do you call a gay woman? I don't know.

What's in a man's mouth when he realizes he's gay?

A dick.

Two gays are getting ready for Christmas... They are expecting a big package in the mail!

How do you get 4 gay guys on a bar stool? You turn it upside down.

How do you get them back off again? You jerk them off.

If gay means happy, then I am now straight.

Yo momma's so gay, you sucked her balls.

Q: What do you call 6 gay men in the army?

A: Rainbow Six Siege.