What's the difference between Batman and a gay person?
Batman has no one to call "daddy."
Q: How can you tell if a Western is gay?
A: All the good guys are hung.
Q: What do you call a gay cowboy?
A: A jolly rancher.
Q: What did one gay cowboy say to the other gay cowboy?
A: Hayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
Why aren't orphans gay.
Bc they have no one to call daddy
Gay orphans don't exist cuz they have no one to call "daddy," and lesbian orphans don't exist cuz they have no one to call "mommy."
Your mum gay her name is Rachel
So guys, I have a friend who is named Sarah, and I was riding bikes with her the other day, and she told me she is gay. I totally support her. I love that she is open about it and not scared to tell people about it. I hope you guys can support her too! I love you all! :)))
Killua is hot, why?
He's gay.
If you give this a thumbs down, you're gay. If you give it a thumbs up, you're straight.
Why do gay guys grow mustaches?
What do you call a gay barbecue?
LGTBBQ.
Why can’t an orphan be gay?
Because they have no one to call “daddy.”
What do you call a 6 gay man in a war? Rainbow 6 siege
Hey, did you know Paul Walker's gay?
Why do you say that?
Because he likes to wrap himself around long, old wood.
Did you hear about the gay Indian who died?
He was a brave sucker.
Alright, so I have a few orphan jokes. I'm gonna put them all in one message.
Why can't orphans be gay? They have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans go on a field trip? Parent signature: ______
New teacher: I used to be an orphan as a kid. Students: hahaha Teacher: Is anyone missing? Students: No one, just your parents.
Why did the orphan become a prostitute? They kept calling everyone "daddy."
Why do orphans have the iPhoneX? Because it has no home button.
Why can't gay people have hairlines? Because it's not straight.
I was doing a race, and I started after everyone 'cause I fell, but when I got up I realized I couldn't even race, not because I was behind, but because I can't go straight if I'm gay...
What do gay people get for Christmas?
Discrimination.
