Gay jokes
A guy dies and finds himself in Hell. Despondent, he sits on the ground and weeps uncontrollably.
Demon: "Why so sad, my friend?"
Guy: "What do you think? I'm in hell!"
Demon: "Hell's not so bad. We actually have a lot of fun down here. You a drinkin' man?"
Guy: "Sure, I love to drink."
Demon: "Well, you're gonna love Mondays then. On Mondays, that's all we do, is drink. Whiskey, tequila, vodka, beer... We drink till we throw up and then drink some more."
Guy: "Gee, that sounds great!"
Demon: "You a smoker?"
Guy: "You better believe it."
Demon: "Alright! You're gonna love Tuesdays. We get the finest cigars from around the world and smoke our fucking lungs out. If you get cancer, it's ok, you're already dead!"
Guy: "Golly."
Demon: "I bet you like to gamble."
Guy: "Yes, as a matter of fact, I do."
Demon: "Good, because Wednesday is gambling day. Craps, blackjack, horse races, you name it."
Guy: "Wow."
Demon: "You like to do drugs?"
Guy: "Well, I love to do drugs. You don't mean..."
Demon: "That's right! Thursday is drug day. Help yourself to a great big bowl of crack. Smoke a joint the size of a submarine. You can do all the drugs you want, and if you overdose, it's ok... You're already dead!"
Guy: "Neat! I never realized hell was such a swingin' place!"
Demon: "You gay?"
Guy: "Uh, no."
Demon: "Ohhh... You're gonna hate Fridays...."
Why do gay people like sports?
Because they get to play with balls.
My uncle can't walk straight. I think it's because he's gay.
Why did Jesus come back from the dead? He forgot to tell you that you're gay!
I love gay people. UwU
"Gay Furry Femboys are cool."
What's the difference between a gay man and a hairline?
The hairline is way straighter.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
I told my friends that are gay that my hairline's straighter than he will ever be.
His gay ass dad.
..., I'm gay.
A. No
B. Maybe
C. Leave blank
D. Yes
What is the difference between a gay man and a fridge? A fridge doesn't moan when you put meat in it.
What do you call gay parents?
Poly.
What do gay guys and priests have in common?
They are both gay in their own ways.
If you buy two condoms, but you're banging a woman, it's fine, don't throw it away, just make her transgender.
I dunno man, worked for me.
All orphans must be gay because they are not home o'fobic.
Mase looks like a fat gay dude.
You're so skinny you're a thin stick.
You're so fat that when you got in Pacific Ocean, you became the Pacific Ocean.
You're so ugly you got stuff for free.
You're so nasty that when you eat spaghetti, you thought it was throw up.
You're so fat you're the fattest person on Earth.
You are so gay you kissed the boy last night.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Gay.
Gay who?
You're gay.
Why can't people in wheelchairs be gay? Cuz you can't be a fruit and a vegetable at the same time.