Gay jokes
Ail is gay.
- The emo went to give the tree a high five, but the emo was left hanging.
- How did the gay person die? Homicide.
- Why did the emo get kicked out of the amusement park? He was cutting in line.
- When does a joke turn into a dad joke? When it leaves and never comes back.
- I cried when my dad chopped onions. Onions was such a good dog.
- I have happy memories building sandcastles with my dad, until my mom took his urn away.
- How is the person over there different from cancer? His dad didn't beat cancer.
How did the gay man die? Homicide.
Why are orphans so gay?
They need to be more gay!
If you're gay, does that mean you're sexist?
Your hairline is so bad even your gay friend is straighter than it.
What is a gay person’s favourite meal?
Willy con carne.
What did the gay necrophiliac say when his relationship ended?
"That rotten asshole split on me again!"
Today I feel Qatari. Today I feel Arab. Today I feel African. Today I feel gay. Today I feel disabled. Today I feel a migrant worker.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
What do you call Josh in a room...
Gay.
What language do Gays speak?
HOMOGRAPHY maybe...
There was 1 gay guy, who kissed 4576 gay guys. Then had sex with them, creaming so hard, all of the dicks cumming on his face.
Then he stopped and had sex again x6, now he was left with...
I think my dad's gay because he goes out with his mates to get milk but never returns.
I go out with enyaw, now she is just gay now.
My friend Enyaw is gay, she is a cunt.
What do you call a gay priest? Hahahahahaha!
When you know you have a gay friend, but you find out that they like you!
A guy was doing bad things and died and went to hell.
Demon: Why you sad?
Guy: I’m in hell, can’t you see?
Demon: Well, we have fun here at hell.
Guy: Really? Nice.
Demon: We do sleeping in on Mondays.
Guy: OoOoOo
Demon: Tuesdays we swim in our lava or dive in fire. If you die, you’re already dead ☠️
Guy: Ok, does that mean I’m a ghost?
Demon: No, you're not a ghost.
Demon: Wednesdays we do a dance party and smoke and drink 🍺
Guy: Ooooooo, I can’t wait 😜
Demon: Thursdays we drink all day until we throw up and die, and you're already dead, remember that?
Guy: Ok, but I am dead, and if I die again, I was already dead, right?
Demon: Yup.
Demon: I have a question: Are you gay, and do you like kissing fire girls, and if you die, you are already dead?
Guy: Ummm, I am not gay, and I don’t like kissing fire girls 😱😱😱
Demon: Then you won’t like Friday or Saturday or Sunday, heheh.
Guy: I’m dead for real in the hell 🪦🏴☠️☠️☠️💀
Hell helll helll R.I.P hell is gone for now.
I always ask gay people what LGBTQ means, but I never get a straight answer.