Did you hear about the gay Indian who died?
He was a brave sucker.
Gay Jokes
Alright, so I have a few orphan jokes. I'm gonna put them all in one message.
Why can't orphans be gay? They have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans go on a field trip? Parent signature: ______
New teacher: I used to be an orphan as a kid. Students: hahaha Teacher: Is anyone missing? Students: No one, just your parents.
Why did the orphan become a prostitute? They kept calling everyone "daddy."
Why do orphans have the iPhoneX? Because it has no home button.
Why can't gay people have hairlines? Because it's not straight.
I was doing a race, and I started after everyone 'cause I fell, but when I got up I realized I couldn't even race, not because I was behind, but because I can't go straight if I'm gay...
What do gay people get for Christmas?
Discrimination.
I'm a gay depressed person. Would that make me a happy unhappy person?
You're gay if you see this.
Gay sex is a real pain in the ass.
What is a gay school boy's favorite grade?
D+.
Me: Gay puns are the best!
Also me: But I'm straight though.
If all the class are straight but you think that someone is hiding that he's gay, you're an investiGAYtor.
One Erection would be a very nice name for a gay band.
Sorry, I don't have a joke here... Just wondering how idiots end up here complaining about offensive jokes when you ended up here. You had to click that section on purpose, right? If you can't take it, piss the fuck off... If I'd be gay and I'd look up gay jokes and get offended... how stupid is that?
Why were people not happy before they were part of the LGBTQ+? Because they weren’t gay.
To all my bullies: don’t call me gay because I’m not happy.
Why's it so hard to come out of the closet? Just open the door!
Everyone, take off your pride flags; it's already a new month.
I’m gay because I nutted on the wall, now there are walnuts.
You: Its nighttime, shouldn't we be heading to bed?
Boy Roommate: Ok, are you Top or Bottom?
You: Uhhhhhhh
Boy Roommate: No dumby, bunk beds.
You: Thank God.
Boy Roommate: But if you wanna, we can...
You: *faints*
Like if you're gay.
Dislike if you are lez.
