Gay jokes
Remember what one of my gay friends told me: it's only cannibalism if you swallow.
What's braver than coming out gay? Taking a shit in an elementary school bathroom with those two kids that always mess with you and turn off the lights.
Does it make me gay if I kiss your dad and he decides to drill my ass?
You're all gay. HEHEHE!
How do you find out if your kid is gay?
Lock him in a closet and if he comes out, he's gay. If not, he's dead straight.
How did my dad know I was gay?
He stuck his cock in me and I liked it.
What do you call a gay woman? I don't know.
What's in a man's mouth when he realizes he's gay?
A dick.
Two gays are getting ready for Christmas... They are expecting a big package in the mail!
How do you get 4 gay guys on a bar stool? You turn it upside down.
How do you get them back off again? You jerk them off.
If gay means happy, then I am now straight.
Yo momma's so gay, you sucked her balls.
Q: What do you call 6 gay men in the army?
A: Rainbow Six Siege.
You so gay you have a fat sis and?
It would just be easier to be a gay guy, instead of a gender-fluid bisexual.
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the gay man's house?
Knock knock, it's the gay man. There's a chicken at my house.
Secretly, I’m a woman catfishing gay men on Grindr. When a notification from the app went off, my son told me, “I’ve heard that sound. Daddy has that game, too!”
What's the difference between Batman and a gay person?
Batman has no one to call "daddy."
Q: How can you tell if a Western is gay?
A: All the good guys are hung.
Q: What do you call a gay cowboy?
A: A jolly rancher.