Game jokes
There was a woman sitting with me.
I had to leave until she pointed at something—it was my butt.
I was confused until it was her turn for truth or dare.
What's Joe Biden's favorite arcade game?
Space Invaders.
Why can't you play Uno with a Mexican? Because they'll steal all the green cards.
Q. Which game does necro like the most?
Into the dead part 1.
Why can’t Asians play baseball?
Because they can’t see the ball.
RUN
Balls.
Jenga.
Random person: Minecraft is actually more peaceful than real life.
Me: Well, screw life. Maybe if I light a fire on myself, I will go to Minecraft (my excuse for suicide).
If I were in a staring contest with you, I would be looking at a rainbow.
Why are Americans so bad at chess?
Because they lost two towers.
Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he doesn't know if he is black or white.
This isn’t a joke, but my name [is] Mr. Cheese.
"You did great!"
"Come here and get your prize, a shiny quarter!"
"Nah, that's okay."
"Here's the quarterback."
"You don't want the quarter?"
"No! Quarterback!"
"Huh?"
(Crashes) (screams)
"Yo, sorry 'bout that."
"You think he's gonna be mad?"
"Who? Baldi?"
"Nah, he doesn't have a HAIR in the world!"
(Annoying Orange laughs) (Baldi groans)
What is an Iraqi kid's favorite game?
Minesweeper.
Why do orphans like playing tennis so much?
Because it’s the only way they’ll ever get love.
How do Chinese people play in Spy?
They can't.
What do you call a Pokémon who can’t move very fast?
A Slowpoke.
I had an animal pun contest today. He started off by saying something. I don’t remember.
Then I replied, “TOUCAN play that game.” He went silent, and my other friend barged in and said, “Don’t you think he’s CHICKENing out?” I said, “Yeah, just stop HORSING around!” He came back with one, and I ended it by saying, “Ok, let’s MOOOOOve on cow.”
Welp, that’s it.
"-JuicyFruitSnacks- A whole lot of pepper and a whole lot of salt. If I blame it on my friends, it won't be my fault."
-Mully- This is my mom left!!
Being the first to move in chess.
It’s a white privilege.