Game jokes
What is a deaf person's favorite game?
Charades.
Why can't Paris play chess? Because they don't have their towers (also known as rooks).
When the school shooter says to get on the ground, but the sped kid thinks it's Simon Says!
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me!
Why is hangman always done in black ink?
To make it more realistic.
Memes
Why can't British people play chess?
Because they lost their queen.
Playing Russian roulette alone means you're bound to be a winner eventually.
Why can't an orphan live peacefully?
Technoblade: As a ghost, he could locate all orphans within 2 weeks.
What does Fortnite and real life have in common?
They both lost their tower.
New skin unlocked: Blood splatter!
(Obtained by running over 69 children.)
You know what the difference between Kobe Bryant and Russell Westbrook is?
He wears 0 and Kobe has 0 lives left.
What game can an emo play on their wrists without an ink pen?
Tic-tac-toe.
Russia vs Ukraine be like that COD Modern Warfare mission. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
In a game, there are crew members that have to keep the ship running. But little did they know, there was an imposter among them.
Sound familiar? 🤔
Well, in September 11th...
Latias is red.
Latios is blue.
You should always remember to put up your curtains because I Pikachu.
One day in Roblox, someone was arguing with me, and they asked me my age. "18." They said that they were twenty-two.
Me: "If you're so smart, what's the largest daycare game on Roblox?"
Him: "Yo Hair," he said. Then he left the game, and I said, "That is so messed up. Actually, that's bullcrap."
Why can't you play memory snap in the jungle?
Because there are too many cheetahs.
I was born and raised in Newcastle.
My grandfather used to tell me stories about Penaldo, a goblin from Portugal that travels to England when Newcastle is playing. He scores a tapin and then disappears until the next Newcastle game. I still have nightmares that he’s in our stadium.
What's the difference between soccer and a dead baby?
I don't wear steel cap boots when I play soccer.
2k14 was so realistic when I switched to Kobe, the pass button stopped working.