Game

Game Jokes

Why can't an orphan live peacefully?

Technoblade: As a ghost, he could locate all orphans within 2 weeks.

One day in Roblox, someone was arguing with me, and they asked me my age. "18." They said that they were twenty-two.

Me: "If you're so smart, what's the largest daycare game on Roblox?"

Him: "Yo Hair," he said. Then he left the game, and I said, "That is so messed up. Actually, that's bullcrap."

What's the difference between soccer and a dead baby?

I don't wear steel cap boots when I play soccer.

I was born and raised in Newcastle.

My grandfather used to tell me stories about Penaldo, a goblin from Portugal that travels to England when Newcastle is playing. He scores a tapin and then disappears until the next Newcastle game. I still have nightmares that he’s in our stadium.

Me: How does this thing work?

ForTnite kid: Oh, you don’t know how to use a pistol? Look, I’ll show you.

ForTnitekid: *shoots foot*

Me: That wasn’t a very good demonstration.

What do you call an injured person who doesn't want to play a game with you? A sore loser.

Two flies were playing football in a saucer. One tells the other, “You’ll need more practice if you want to play in the cup!”

A kid asks his father, "How long is our trip, Dad?"

The kid's father says, "Our trip is a Fortnite."