Game jokes

What is a deaf person's favorite game?

Charades.

Why can't British people play chess?

Because they lost their queen.

Why can't Paris play chess? Because they don't have their towers (also known as rooks).

When the school shooter says to get on the ground, but the sped kid thinks it's Simon Says!

Why is hangman always done in black ink?

To make it more realistic.

What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?

Adopt Me!

Bro never learned how to play Jenga. 🙄

One day in Roblox, someone was arguing with me, and they asked me my age. "18." They said that they were twenty-two.

Me: "If you're so smart, what's the largest daycare game on Roblox?"

Him: "Yo Hair," he said. Then he left the game, and I said, "That is so messed up. Actually, that's bullcrap."

2k14 was so realistic when I switched to Kobe, the pass button stopped working.

Me: How does this thing work?

ForTnite kid: Oh, you don’t know how to use a pistol? Look, I’ll show you.

ForTnitekid: *shoots foot*

Me: That wasn’t a very good demonstration.

What's the difference between soccer and a dead baby?

I don't wear steel cap boots when I play soccer.

New skin unlocked: Blood splatter!

(Obtained by running over 69 children.)

What does Fortnite and real life have in common?

They both lost their tower.

Why can't an orphan live peacefully?

Technoblade: As a ghost, he could locate all orphans within 2 weeks.

I was born and raised in Newcastle.

My grandfather used to tell me stories about Penaldo, a goblin from Portugal that travels to England when Newcastle is playing. He scores a tapin and then disappears until the next Newcastle game. I still have nightmares that he’s in our stadium.

Russia vs Ukraine be like that COD Modern Warfare mission. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Latias is red.

Latios is blue.

You should always remember to put up your curtains because I Pikachu.

In a game, there are crew members that have to keep the ship running. But little did they know, there was an imposter among them.

Sound familiar? 🤔

Well, in September 11th...

Why does the basketball never get a date?

Because they dribble.

You know what the difference between Kobe Bryant and Russell Westbrook is?

He wears 0 and Kobe has 0 lives left.