Game jokes
Why is the UK bad at chess? Because they already lost their queen.
You can't lose Kahoot if you "kashoot" the class first.
Don't leave us hanging, Sayori.
Why is a deck of cards similar to a miniature pony?
They are both jokers.
Why is an orphan's favorite game Monopoly?
Because they can actually buy a house.
I recently got kicked out of a casino because I apparently misunderstood what the craps table was for.
"Abortion: Another word for dying at spawn."
What animal do you always find at a baseball game? A bat.
I was born and raised in Newcastle.
My grandfather used to tell me stories about Penaldo, a goblin from Portugal that travels to England when Newcastle is playing. He scores a tapin and then disappears until the next Newcastle game. I still have nightmares that he’s in our stadium.
What's the difference between soccer and a dead baby?
I don't wear steel cap boots when I play soccer.
New skin unlocked: Blood splatter!
(Obtained by running over 69 children.)
Playing Russian roulette alone means you're bound to be a winner eventually.
What does Fortnite and real life have in common?
They both lost their tower.
Why can't an orphan live peacefully?
Technoblade: As a ghost, he could locate all orphans within 2 weeks.
One day in Roblox, someone was arguing with me, and they asked me my age. "18." They said that they were twenty-two.
Me: "If you're so smart, what's the largest daycare game on Roblox?"
Him: "Yo Hair," he said. Then he left the game, and I said, "That is so messed up. Actually, that's bullcrap."
Latias is red.
Latios is blue.
You should always remember to put up your curtains because I Pikachu.
In a game, there are crew members that have to keep the ship running. But little did they know, there was an imposter among them.
Sound familiar? 🤔
Well, in September 11th...
You know what the difference between Kobe Bryant and Russell Westbrook is?
He wears 0 and Kobe has 0 lives left.
Why can't you play memory snap in the jungle?
Because there are too many cheetahs.
What game can an emo play on their wrists without an ink pen?
Tic-tac-toe.