Game jokes
I played Uno with my Mexican friend.
That bastard took all the green cards!
Yo mama so stupid, she joined the Squid Game as a sea life lover because she thought it was a game of whoever catches the most octopuses wins.
I asked my dad why a grown man would play Pokémon Go?
He said “Wynaut.”
Why are Nepalese 🇳🇵 bad at chess?
Because someone already killed their 👑.
What animal do you always find at a baseball game? A bat.
"Abortion: Another word for dying at spawn."
What is a deaf person's favorite game?
Charades.
Why can't Paris play chess? Because they don't have their towers (also known as rooks).
One day in Roblox, someone was arguing with me, and they asked me my age. "18." They said that they were twenty-two.
Me: "If you're so smart, what's the largest daycare game on Roblox?"
Him: "Yo Hair," he said. Then he left the game, and I said, "That is so messed up. Actually, that's bullcrap."
Why can't British people play chess?
Because they lost their queen.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me!
What does Fortnite and real life have in common?
They both lost their tower.
Why can't an orphan live peacefully?
Technoblade: As a ghost, he could locate all orphans within 2 weeks.
What's the difference between soccer and a dead baby?
I don't wear steel cap boots when I play soccer.
New skin unlocked: Blood splatter!
(Obtained by running over 69 children.)
Latias is red.
Latios is blue.
You should always remember to put up your curtains because I Pikachu.
In a game, there are crew members that have to keep the ship running. But little did they know, there was an imposter among them.
Sound familiar? 🤔
Well, in September 11th...
Russia vs Ukraine be like that COD Modern Warfare mission. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Why can't you play memory snap in the jungle?
Because there are too many cheetahs.
What game can an emo play on their wrists without an ink pen?
Tic-tac-toe.