What game can an emo play on their wrists without an ink pen?
Tic-tac-toe.
What game can an emo play on their wrists without an ink pen?
Tic-tac-toe.
You know what the difference between Kobe Bryant and Russell Westbrook is?
He wears 0 and Kobe has 0 lives left.
What does Fortnite and real life have in common?
They both lost their tower.
One day in Roblox, someone was arguing with me, and they asked me my age. "18." They said that they were twenty-two.
Me: "If you're so smart, what's the largest daycare game on Roblox?"
Him: "Yo Hair," he said. Then he left the game, and I said, "That is so messed up. Actually, that's bullcrap."
What if Flappy Bird was with the Twin Towers?
I was born and raised in Newcastle.
My grandfather used to tell me stories about Penaldo, a goblin from Portugal that travels to England when Newcastle is playing. He scores a tapin and then disappears until the next Newcastle game. I still have nightmares that he’s in our stadium.
Why does the basketball never get a date?
Because they dribble.
2k14 was so realistic when I switched to Kobe, the pass button stopped working.
Why is hangman always done in black ink?
To make it more realistic.