Game jokes
New skin unlocked: Blood splatter!
(Obtained by running over 69 children.)
In a game, there are crew members that have to keep the ship running. But little did they know, there was an imposter among them.
Sound familiar? 🤔
Well, in September 11th...
Russia vs Ukraine be like that COD Modern Warfare mission. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
What game can an emo play on their wrists without an ink pen?
Tic-tac-toe.
You know what the difference between Kobe Bryant and Russell Westbrook is?
He wears 0 and Kobe has 0 lives left.
Memes
What does Fortnite and real life have in common?
They both lost their tower.
Why can't an orphan live peacefully?
Technoblade: As a ghost, he could locate all orphans within 2 weeks.
One day in Roblox, someone was arguing with me, and they asked me my age. "18." They said that they were twenty-two.
Me: "If you're so smart, what's the largest daycare game on Roblox?"
Him: "Yo Hair," he said. Then he left the game, and I said, "That is so messed up. Actually, that's bullcrap."
Why can't you play memory snap in the jungle?
Because there are too many cheetahs.
What's the difference between soccer and a dead baby?
I don't wear steel cap boots when I play soccer.
I was born and raised in Newcastle.
My grandfather used to tell me stories about Penaldo, a goblin from Portugal that travels to England when Newcastle is playing. He scores a tapin and then disappears until the next Newcastle game. I still have nightmares that he’s in our stadium.
Why does the basketball never get a date?
Because they dribble.
2k14 was so realistic when I switched to Kobe, the pass button stopped working.
Me: How does this thing work?
ForTnite kid: Oh, you don’t know how to use a pistol? Look, I’ll show you.
ForTnitekid: *shoots foot*
Me: That wasn’t a very good demonstration.
What do you call an injured person who doesn't want to play a game with you? A sore loser.
What do me and a casino machine have in common? It takes about 50 pumps to get to the jackpot.
Two flies were playing football in a saucer. One tells the other, “You’ll need more practice if you want to play in the cup!”
When the school shooter says to get on the ground, but the sped kid thinks it's Simon Says!
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me!
A kid asks his father, "How long is our trip, Dad?"
The kid's father says, "Our trip is a Fortnite."