Game jokes
What is the only video game to be ever made in Africa?
Where's My Water?
You know what the difference between Kobe Bryant and Russell Westbrook is?
He wears 0 and Kobe has 0 lives left.
if you play minecraft: your dog is still waiting for you in the world you made along time ago.
Russia vs. Ukraine is the ultimate CS:GO match ever!
If you kill an orphan, would that count as a squad wipe?
I am smart!
Why is the cheetah so bad at hide-n-seek? Because every time she hides, she will always [be] spotted.
What is Hitler's favorite game?
Nahtzee.
I kicked a ball into someone. Now I got a red card.
What's a prisoner's favorite game?
Hangman!
Mom, can I please go out and play?
... no answer.
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball?
One gets picked for games.
What did Scorpion say to the ugly person?
"STAY OVER THERE!"
I kick a soccer ball at someone in a wheelchair. Now we're playing Rocket League.
I was in the Sahara Desert, dying of thirst. Thankfully, Pionel Pessi, the debut man, came to my rescue👨🚒. He brought in 100's of helicopters filled with bottles to quench my thirst. I asked him how he had so many bottles; "big games," he replied. Thanks for saving my life, my idol.
I found this game, it's like flappy bird: https://terrorist.group/
What's the difference between Fortnite and PUBG?
I don't know.
Why is Ollie so boring? He plays board games.
The Romans conquered Africa, they conquered Europe, they conquered Britain, then they stopped. They probably ran out of conkers.
Doom is eternal.
What is baseball?