Game jokes
Me: Truth or dare?
Crush: Dare.
Me: I dare you to give me your phone number.
Crush: Umm nevermind, truth.
Me: Ok, what is your phone number?
Why can't Mexicans play Uno? Because they steal all of the green cards.
Why are orphans so bad at poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
Figure: Who wants to play hide and seek?
Seek and Hide: Me.
Figure: Okay, hide and I will hide and Seek will be it.
Seek: Why do I have to be it?
Figure: Because your name says so.
My sister bet me $100 that it was impossible for me to build a working car out of spaghetti.
You should have seen her face as I drove pasta!
Why don't orphans play tag?
Because there's no one to catch.
Why doesn't Newton cut trees in vanilla Minecraft? Because he wants Minecraft to be realistic!
Yo mama so fat.
In Super Mario Galaxy, she was a fucking planet!
Why does Britain suck at chess?
They lost their queen.
I tried to organize a professional Hide-and-Seek tournament, but it was a complete failure. Good players are hard to find.
I met a baseball player, so I told him to make a home run, and he just looked at me with sadness. I don't know why.
By the way, he was an orphan.
Society is like chess, it's always whites vs blacks.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He pirated GTA VI Hindi No Virus 2022.
An orphan walked up to a baseball field, but a security guard said he couldn't come in because it was a home game.
Little Johnny came running into the house and asked, “Mommy, can little girls have babies?”
“No,” said his mom, “Of course not.”
Little Johnny then ran back outside and his mom heard him yell to his friends, “It’s okay! We can play that game!”
What does a ripped jacket and a golfer have in common?
They both have a hole in one.
Messi chiquito...
Being a police officer in Nunavut must be so fun. They get to play Cut the Rope on the job all the time!
Your hairline is so far back, when your forehead was playing tag, your hairline ran away real far.
When you name yourself "Twin Towers" and the terrorist in Kahoot.
Twin Towers are on fire.
The terrorist has a streak of two.