Game jokes
Wheelchair soccer is just IRL Rocket League. Change my mind.
Why can't Mexicans play Uno? Because they steal all of the green cards.
Why are orphans so bad at poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
Figure: Who wants to play hide and seek?
Seek and Hide: Me.
Figure: Okay, hide and I will hide and Seek will be it.
Seek: Why do I have to be it?
Figure: Because your name says so.
Why shouldn’t you play cards in Africa?
'Cause there’s too many cheetahs.
I was playing hide and seek at work the other day. Unfortunately, it ended with me in the hospital, though; ICU.
What do you call a suicide bomber in a wheelchair? (RC-XD)
What is an orphan's favorite game?
Solitaire.
In a Kahoot, and you're the Twin Tower terrorist: terrorist kill streak 2,996.
What's an astronaut's favorite game? Space-ball!
What Pokémon is always disappointed? Wynaut.
Your hairline was playing Sorry!
Pulled the wrong card and moved back five spaces.
Why is England bad at chess?
'Cause they lost their queen.
When you name yourself "Twin Towers" and the terrorist in Kahoot.
Twin Towers are on fire.
The terrorist has a streak of two.
Why don't orphans play tag?
Because there's no one to catch.
Why doesn't Newton cut trees in vanilla Minecraft? Because he wants Minecraft to be realistic!
I threw a dodgeball at a blind kid and got him out... guess I can say he didn't see it coming!
I met a baseball player, so I told him to make a home run, and he just looked at me with sadness. I don't know why.
By the way, he was an orphan.
The best football game was the Jets against the Twin Towers.
Why are orphans good at dodge ball?
Because no one misses them.