Game jokes
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They never can make it home.
Which Pokémon do soccer players like the most?
GOALduck.
My nan must really love the quiet game, she's been playing it for ages.
Why didn't the pirate want to play cards?
Because he was standing on the deck!
Don't be sad if you miss a shot when you yell "Kobe." He didn't make it either.
flying into that girl booty
Messi chiquito...
What is Jimmy Savile's favorite Roblox game?
"Undress to Impress."
I got a PS5 for my nine-year-old sister. At the time, I thought it was the best trade I’d ever made. But now I’m regretting not being able to molest her anymore.
Wanna play shark attack? I eat, you scream!
Why is an orphan bad at hide-and-seek?
Because nobody will actually look for them.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
Any game: "Are you a boy or a girl?"
Non-binary people: *cries*
If you kill an orphan, would that count as a squad wipe?
I played Kobe Bryant on 2k14, but my console somehow kept crashing.
Yo mama so ugly when she played Five Nights at Freddy's, they thought that she was already in an animatronic costume.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know what a home is.
Why can't Paris play chess? Because they don't have their towers (also known as rooks).
Two flies were playing football in a saucer. One tells the other, “You’ll need more practice if you want to play in the cup!”
Why does Michael Jackson have such a hard time playing chess?
He can't choose between black or white.
I like Fortnite.