Game jokes
Why is England bad at chess?
'Cause they lost their queen.
My sister bet me $100 that it was impossible for me to build a working car out of spaghetti.
You should have seen her face as I drove pasta!
Why doesn't Newton cut trees in vanilla Minecraft? Because he wants Minecraft to be realistic!
Wheelchair soccer is just IRL Rocket League. Change my mind.
Why doesn't the U.S. Government play Clash of Clans?
Because they lost two towers already.
Memes
Your hairline is so far back, when your forehead was playing tag, your hairline ran away real far.
When you name yourself "Twin Towers" and the terrorist in Kahoot.
Twin Towers are on fire.
The terrorist has a streak of two.
Why can't Mexicans play Uno? Because they steal all of the green cards.
Why are orphans so bad at poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
I met a baseball player, so I told him to make a home run, and he just looked at me with sadness. I don't know why.
By the way, he was an orphan.
Your hairline was playing Sorry!
Pulled the wrong card and moved back five spaces.
Why don't orphans play tag?
Because there's no one to catch.
Why are Nepalese bad at chess?
Because someone already killed their king!
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
He didn't know where home was.
Why does nobody know that an Octane is a Fennec in disguise?
They have the same hitbox.
Dad joke.
Why does a dad get more than a pair of socks at the golf course?
Because of a hole in one!
Pokemon: What do you call a killer that uses psycho powers?
Mr. Mime!
Why is the queen in chess the most powerful piece? Because the board looks like a kitchen floor.
Why does the pancake team in baseball always win? Because they have the best batter.
I've got an impressive record at Russian roulette. Retired after one loss ever.