Game jokes
Why is England bad at chess?
'Cause they lost their queen.
Why doesn't the U.S. Government play Clash of Clans?
Because they lost two towers already.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home plate.
Women are like blackjack. I’m trying for 21, but I always hit on 9.
Isn't a gaming console something people use to not be alone?
THEN WHY THE FUCK ARE 50% OF THE GAMES OFFLINE?!??!?!
Yo, if Russia comes to the USA, just know their reboot cards don't expire.
What is a photographer's favorite card game?
SNAP!
Why can't the orphan run past third base?
'Cause the orphan doesn't have a home to run to.
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball?
One gets picked for games.
Why do orphans like Minecraft? So they can build a home...
But a creeper blows it up.
What do you call a bad player? A noob.
Why don’t orphans play poker?
'Cause they don’t know what a full house is.
What is an emo's favorite game?
To delete Cut the Rope.
What's the same with your dad and Retail Row?
They are both off the map.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it actually came back.
What was the score to the African basketball game? It was 8-0.
Have you watched the show "Naked and Afraid"? Well, I play it every Saturday with my uncle.
You can play Jenga in two places now: New York and Miami (Chaplin Towers.) They probably have Jenga tournaments there every year.
My friend playing truth or dare asked me: "Dare".
My friends: "I dare you to go home."
What is a necrophile's least favorite game?
The Walking Dead.