Game jokes
My sister bet me $100 that it was impossible for me to build a working car out of spaghetti.
You should have seen her face as I drove pasta!
Why don't orphans play tag?
Because there's no one to catch.
Why can't Mexicans play Uno? Because they steal all of the green cards.
Why doesn't the U.S. Government play Clash of Clans?
Because they lost two towers already.
When you name yourself "Twin Towers" and the terrorist in Kahoot.
Twin Towers are on fire.
The terrorist has a streak of two.
Memes
Your hairline was playing Sorry!
Pulled the wrong card and moved back five spaces.
Why is England bad at chess?
'Cause they lost their queen.
Yo mama so fat.
In Super Mario Galaxy, she was a fucking planet!
Why do orphans hate dodgeball?
No one misses them.
What is a kid's favorite thing to do with their dad?
Play pretend dog in the bed.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home plate.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t have a home to run to.
Why are orphans so bad at dodge ball?
They don't have a home to run to.
What is a necrophile's least favorite game?
The Walking Dead.
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball player?
A baseball player has a home to run to.
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
He didn't know where home was.
My girlfriend was cheating in Uno.
She's not the only one who can play that game.
Why couldn’t the orphan play baseball?
He had no home to run to!
Why are Nepalese bad at chess?
Because someone already killed their king!
Why are Nepalese 🇳🇵 bad at chess?
Because someone already killed their 👑.