Game

Game jokes

Tower

Why doesn't the U.S. Government play Clash of Clans?

Because they lost two towers already.

Terrorist

When you name yourself "Twin Towers" and the terrorist in Kahoot.

Twin Towers are on fire.

The terrorist has a streak of two.

Hairline

Your hairline was playing Sorry!

Pulled the wrong card and moved back five spaces.

Memes

Mama

Yo mama so fat.

In Super Mario Galaxy, she was a fucking planet!

Kid

What is a kid's favorite thing to do with their dad?

Play pretend dog in the bed.

Orphan

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

Because they can’t find home plate.

Orphan

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

Because they don’t have a home to run to.

Orphan

Why are orphans so bad at dodge ball?

They don't have a home to run to.

Orphan

What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball player?

A baseball player has a home to run to.

Orphan

Why couldn’t the orphan play baseball?

He had no home to run to!

Chess

Why are Nepalese bad at chess?

Because someone already killed their king!

Chess

Why are Nepalese 🇳🇵 bad at chess?

Because someone already killed their 👑.

Pancake

Why does the pancake team in baseball always win? Because they have the best batter.