Game jokes
Why is the queen in chess the most powerful piece? Because the board looks like a kitchen floor.
Why does the pancake team in baseball always win? Because they have the best batter.
I've got an impressive record at Russian roulette. Retired after one loss ever.
Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
Why couldn’t the orphan play baseball?
He had no home to run to!
Memes
Fr tho
Why are Nepalese 🇳🇵 bad at chess?
Because someone already killed their 👑.
What do orphans not see on a controller?
The home button.
What is a kid's favorite thing to do with their dad?
Play pretend dog in the bed.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home plate.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t have a home to run to.
Why does Britain suck at chess?
They lost their queen.
Little Johnny came running into the house and asked, “Mommy, can little girls have babies?”
“No,” said his mom, “Of course not.”
Little Johnny then ran back outside and his mom heard him yell to his friends, “It’s okay! We can play that game!”
What does a ripped jacket and a golfer have in common?
They both have a hole in one.
Messi chiquito...
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball player?
A baseball player has a home to run to.
An orphan walked up to a baseball field, but a security guard said he couldn't come in because it was a home game.
I tried to organize a professional Hide-and-Seek tournament, but it was a complete failure. Good players are hard to find.
What Pokémon is always disappointed? Wynaut.
Society is like chess, it's always whites vs blacks.
Being a police officer in Nunavut must be so fun. They get to play Cut the Rope on the job all the time!