Game jokes
What did the Pokémon say after having sex?
"My ball was sore!"
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
What if Game of Thrones and Harry Potter antagonism had a child?
Coldemort!
I feel bad for all American Clash Royale players.
They always start with two towers downed.
Blind people driving on the highway would be the world's biggest, and shortest game of bumper cars!
Memes
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What show do orphans relate to? I'm going with "The Hunger Games."
Why is the UK bad at chess? Because they already lost their queen.
What do you call field day in Africa?
The Hunger Games.
Yo, barber fucked up so bad he pulled out a "Plants vs. Zombies" map and that shii fit perfectly.
You can't lose Kahoot if you "kashoot" the class first.
Don't leave us hanging, Sayori.
Jace: Haha, I won, dude. You suck at Monopoly!
Timmy: Let's play another game. *GUNSHOT* I guess I won!
Jace: *SCREAMS IN PAIN*
Timmy: What? I thought we were playing Chutes and Ladders!
What do you call two Latinos playing baseball one on one?
Why is a deck of cards similar to a miniature pony?
They are both jokers.
What do you call a crippled terrorist?
An RC-XD.
I almost got caught trying to steal a board game yesterday.
It was a Risk I was willing to take.
Yo mama so fat, she costs 15 elixir, and 3 inferno towers can't kill her!
"Abortion: Another word for dying at spawn."
What animal do you always find at a baseball game? A bat.
Bro never learned how to play Jenga. 🙄