Game jokes
Did you hear about the baseball game between America and Ethiopia?
America - 8
Ethiopia - didn't.
Why can't America play chess?
There are missing two towers.
My 3 year old sister kept saying, "I like your cut, G." Every time she does, I dodge and close my eyes, but she's the one who always ends up running.
Why do orphans play GTA 5?
To get wanted!
Why do orphans play Minecraft? Because they have no home.
Memes
Jace: Haha, I won, dude. You suck at Monopoly!
Timmy: Let's play another game. *GUNSHOT* I guess I won!
Jace: *SCREAMS IN PAIN*
Timmy: What? I thought we were playing Chutes and Ladders!
Why is an orphan's favorite game Monopoly?
Because they can actually buy a house.
What do you call two Latinos playing baseball one on one?
I recently got kicked out of a casino because I apparently misunderstood what the craps table was for.
Why is a deck of cards similar to a miniature pony?
They are both jokers.
What is the most awkward moment when Helen Keller is playing pin the tail on the donkey?
Her friends aren’t sure whether to blindfold her.
Why do Arabs hate chess?
Because the queen is allowed to move freely.
Girls are like blackjack.
I always want 21 but end up hitting on 14.
How do you piss off a color blind person?
Give them a Rubik's cube.
What do you get when you die in Undertale and go to Temmie Village?
DeterMIENATION
What do you call a crippled terrorist?
An RC-XD.
What did the Pokémon say after having sex?
"My ball was sore!"
"Abortion: Another word for dying at spawn."
What animal do you always find at a baseball game? A bat.
Why can't British people play chess?
Because they lost their queen.