Game jokes
What's the difference between Fortnite and PUBG?
I don't know.
My nan must really love the quiet game, she's been playing it for ages.
Why does America suck at Clash of Clans?
They already lost two towers.
WOW this ultra realistic jenga is awesome!🔥🔥
I saw a dwarf and said, "He costs 2 elixir!"
He called the cops.
Hollow Knight Meme
I'm about to say this but.....
*whentheimposterissus*
Do you know why the Royal family can no longer play Monopoly?
How do you think Princess Diana died?
...Too soon?
"Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but You're too shy to say it Inside, we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you." mucho_mango: just woke up from my dream what was that.
I went to watch Ghost Rider at a cinema in Paris. As I took a seat, I saw none other than Pessi sat at the front row with a pen and notebook. I asked him what he’s was doing at the cinema since there was a big game coming up. He replied, “I’m taking notes from the best.”
And vanished.
Why did the cheetah lose in chess? Because he played against cheetahs!
My friend said having sex is a lot like your first football game.
You're bloody and bruised, but at least your dad was there.
Me: I want a PS5.
Dad: Alright, I will say no.
TV: SCHOOL SHOOTING 13 DIED.
Father: Guns cause all these problems!
Kid playing FNAF security breach *bang* *Bang*
Kid: WOLF PU&EY WOLF PU^$Y WOLF PU*#Y
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't America play chess?
They're missing two towers.
P = Person (not original "pun")
P1: Hey girl! P2: I got a bf! P1: Well, I got a Lamborghini Aventador, a Bugatti Super Sports, a yacht, and a private plane. P2: BF stand for breakfast. P2: Oh, and also, where did you get all that stuff? P1: GTA5 P2: You motherfucker!!!
(Communications with this person are now blocked)
What is a cow's favorite party game?
Moo-sical chairs!
Did you hear about the baseball game between America and Ethiopia?
America - 8
Ethiopia - didn't.
Mom, can I please go out and play?
... no answer.
"Wanna play the rape game?"
"No!!!!"
"That's the spirit!"