What was the winning play at the leper football game?
A hand off up the middle.
What did the Basket Ball Say to the Frisbee... "No Balls"
What was the nickname for the knight who ruled the fort?
'Fortnite'
Why do you never play a game of cards in the jungle?- cause there are cheetahs!!
There's a new game in the arcade where kids can hit raging paedophiles with a mallet: Whack-A-Jack, oh!
whats a emos favorite game, fruit ninja
why shouldn't you let a Chinese person play baseball?
cause they'll eat the bat
when someone says to cheer up: you, I never thought of that. :) -> in reality, :( (sob)
depression is no game and here in this world we are here for each other although at times it might not seem like it. keep strong and you'll find the end of the tunnel but ending the pain and bieng gone just spreads depression.
what do terrorists do on 9/11. have a game of jenga
“Wanna play the rape game?”
“No!!!!”
“That’s the spirit!”
9/11 was just a really intense game of Jenga.
Why does Trump play Minecraft? Cuz he can build walls
this kid yelled jenga when we were watching a 9 11 documentary.
Simon says touch your chin . the fat people be like. .Witch one.
How do you keep a blind kid entertained? You take him to a stadium crowd then give him a bat and tell him to hit the pinyata.
What do you call a Pokémon that wants to be a police officer? Magic-cop!
Why are orphans bad at baseball? Because they don’t know what a home is.
how did the air beat me at chess? It did that thing! haha
Why did the baseball player get arrested. He tried to steal third
A pedophile is sitting at a empty Poker Table. A Eight year old kid asked him if he can sit down. Pedphile says to the child sure lets play.
