Game

Game jokes

Tower

I feel bad for all American Clash Royale players.

They always start with two towers downed.

People

Blind people driving on the highway would be the world's biggest, and shortest game of bumper cars!

Chess

Why is the UK bad at chess? Because they already lost their queen.

Memes

Barber

Yo, barber fucked up so bad he pulled out a "Plants vs. Zombies" map and that shii fit perfectly.

Monopoly

Jace: Haha, I won, dude. You suck at Monopoly!

Timmy: Let's play another game. *GUNSHOT* I guess I won!

Jace: *SCREAMS IN PAIN*

Timmy: What? I thought we were playing Chutes and Ladders!

Joker

Why is a deck of cards similar to a miniature pony?

They are both jokers.

Risk

I almost got caught trying to steal a board game yesterday.

It was a Risk I was willing to take.

Mama

Yo mama so fat, she costs 15 elixir, and 3 inferno towers can't kill her!

Syndrome

What do you call a kid with Down syndrome trying to beat Minecraft?

“A sped runner.”

Bat

What animal do you always find at a baseball game? A bat.

Skin

New skin unlocked: Blood splatter!

(Obtained by running over 69 children.)