Game jokes
What is the most awkward moment when Helen Keller is playing pin the tail on the donkey?
Her friends aren’t sure whether to blindfold her.
Why do Arabs hate chess?
Because the queen is allowed to move freely.
What's the fastest way to break up a bingo game in Baghdad?
You shout out, "B-52!"
What show do orphans relate to? I'm going with "The Hunger Games."
What do you get when you die in Undertale and go to Temmie Village?
DeterMIENATION
What do you call a crippled terrorist?
An RC-XD.
Yo mama so stupid, she joined the Squid Game as a sea life lover because she thought it was a game of whoever catches the most octopuses wins.
What do you call field day in Africa?
The Hunger Games.
What is the difference between Clash Royale and the Twin Towers?
Clash Royale still has a tower.
Yo mama so fat, she costs 15 elixir, and 3 inferno towers can't kill her!
How are an orphan and baseball different from each other?
A baseball game has a home run.
What if Game of Thrones and Harry Potter antagonism had a child?
Coldemort!
Being the first to move in chess.
It’s a white privilege.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
Why can’t Americans play chess?
They lost 2 towers.
What did the Pokémon say after having sex?
"My ball was sore!"
I feel bad for all American Clash Royale players.
They always start with two towers downed.
Blind people driving on the highway would be the world's biggest, and shortest game of bumper cars!
When the class plays hangman, the emos get inspired!
Yo, barber fucked up so bad he pulled out a "Plants vs. Zombies" map and that shii fit perfectly.