Game jokes
Why can't Chinese people play baseball? They always eat the bat.
Why can't America play chess?
There are missing two towers.
What was the ballpoint's favorite sport? Pen-nis.
What will die immediately instead of having to suffer torture on the spike of a Judas cradle? A Geometry Dash icon.
Why does an orphan like home base? Because he doesn't have one.
I went to the store and bought Minecraft Java Edition.
I found a village, burned it down, and then I went home and played Minecraft.
Why do orphans play GTA 5?
To get wanted!
My 3 year old sister kept saying, "I like your cut, G." Every time she does, I dodge and close my eyes, but she's the one who always ends up running.
Why do orphans play Minecraft? Because they have no home.
Why is an orphan's favorite game Monopoly?
Because they can actually buy a house.
What do you call two Latinos playing baseball one on one?
Jace: Haha, I won, dude. You suck at Monopoly!
Timmy: Let's play another game. *GUNSHOT* I guess I won!
Jace: *SCREAMS IN PAIN*
Timmy: What? I thought we were playing Chutes and Ladders!
Don't leave us hanging, Sayori.
You can't lose Kahoot if you "kashoot" the class first.
How are an orphan and baseball different from each other?
A baseball game has a home run.
What do you call a Pokémon who can’t move very fast?
A Slowpoke.
How can you tell a Pokémon likes baseball?
Every night he turns into a Golbat.
Which Pokémon do soccer players like the most?
GOALduck.
What did the Pokémon say after having sex?
"My ball was sore!"
What’s the difference between a Rubik's cube and a penis? The more you play with it, the harder it gets.