Game jokes
How can you tell a Pokémon likes baseball?
Every night he turns into a Golbat.
What did one Geodude say to the other Geodude?
Let’s rock!
I asked my dad why a grown man would play Pokémon Go?
He said “Wynaut.”
Pokemon: Are you a Flareon? Why?
Because you’re a sexy fox.
Which Pokémon do soccer players like the most?
GOALduck.
Pokemon: What’s Wailmer’s favorite TV show?
Whale of Fortune.
What do you call a Pokémon who can’t move very fast?
A Slowpoke.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD.
Why are Nepalese 🇳🇵 bad at chess?
Because someone already killed their 👑.
Why did orphans play Poppy Playtime?
To get a family.
Why couldn't an orphan play baseball?
He couldn't find home plate.
What is an Emo's favorite game? Hangman!
Why does an orphan like home base? Because he doesn't have one.
What was the ballpoint's favorite sport? Pen-nis.
I went to the store and bought Minecraft Java Edition.
I found a village, burned it down, and then I went home and played Minecraft.
What will die immediately instead of having to suffer torture on the spike of a Judas cradle? A Geometry Dash icon.
My 3 year old sister kept saying, "I like your cut, G." Every time she does, I dodge and close my eyes, but she's the one who always ends up running.
Why do orphans play GTA 5?
To get wanted!
Why do orphans play Minecraft? Because they have no home.
Why is an orphan's favorite game Monopoly?
Because they can actually buy a house.