Game jokes
Yo mama so fat, she costs 15 elixir, and 3 inferno towers can't kill her!
Yo, barber fucked up so bad he pulled out a "Plants vs. Zombies" map and that shii fit perfectly.
What’s the difference between a Rubik's cube and a penis? The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
Just remembering the day when the Jets beat the New York Giants.
Why did the school shooter earn extra points?
Because he was on a kill streak.
Why don't communists like Microsoft? Because it's Minecraft instead of ourcraft.
Why can't America play chess?
There are missing two towers.
Why can't Chinese people play baseball? They always eat the bat.
Why couldn't an orphan play baseball?
He couldn't find home plate.
The last thing I said to my dog was,
"Play dead."
What is an Emo's favorite game? Hangman!
Why is an orphan's favorite game Monopoly?
Because they can actually buy a house.
I'm playing a game of HANGMAN. Is there an 'S' or a 'C'?
MIKE PEN__E??
Papyrus was playing with the human, but then Papyrus fell and he broke the cell bone of the human.
Did you hear about the baseball game between America and Ethiopia?
America - 8
Ethiopia - didn't.
Why did orphans play Poppy Playtime?
To get a family.
What will die immediately instead of having to suffer torture on the spike of a Judas cradle? A Geometry Dash icon.
I went to the store and bought Minecraft Java Edition.
I found a village, burned it down, and then I went home and played Minecraft.
What was the ballpoint's favorite sport? Pen-nis.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD.