Game jokes
What does Marcus Rashford say when he comes to the stadium?
I wanna kick some balls!
The last thing I said to my dog was,
"Play dead."
What is an Emo's favorite game? Hangman!
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD.
Why couldn't an orphan play baseball?
He couldn't find home plate.
Memes
Papyrus was playing with the human, but then Papyrus fell and he broke the cell bone of the human.
I'm playing a game of HANGMAN. Is there an 'S' or a 'C'?
MIKE PEN__E??
Did you hear about the baseball game between America and Ethiopia?
America - 8
Ethiopia - didn't.
Why can't America play chess?
There are missing two towers.
My 3 year old sister kept saying, "I like your cut, G." Every time she does, I dodge and close my eyes, but she's the one who always ends up running.
Why do orphans play GTA 5?
To get wanted!
Why do orphans play Minecraft? Because they have no home.
Jace: Haha, I won, dude. You suck at Monopoly!
Timmy: Let's play another game. *GUNSHOT* I guess I won!
Jace: *SCREAMS IN PAIN*
Timmy: What? I thought we were playing Chutes and Ladders!
Why is an orphan's favorite game Monopoly?
Because they can actually buy a house.
I recently got kicked out of a casino because I apparently misunderstood what the craps table was for.
Why is a deck of cards similar to a miniature pony?
They are both jokers.
What's the fastest way to break up a bingo game in Baghdad?
You shout out, "B-52!"
"Abortion: Another word for dying at spawn."
What animal do you always find at a baseball game? A bat.
What is a deaf person's favorite game?
Charades.