Game jokes
Game of Thrones season 8.
Society is like chess, it's always whites vs blacks.
Why can't orphans play Monopoly?
Because they never get a full house.
What's an orphan's favorite sport?
Baseball, because that's the only time they can run home.
What is Donald Trump's favorite game?
Fortnite. Because he can build walls for free.
Why can't a missing child play baseball? Cuz he doesn't know where home is.
The teacher was asking some of her students the meanings of words.
"Sally, can you tell me what 'beautiful' means?"
Sally: "You..."
Teacher: "Aww! How nice! But next time, say the actual definition. Now, can someone tell me what 'malicious' means?"
Andrew: "A dangerous person and/or virus."
Teacher: "Great job, Andrew! Now, what does 'fat' mean? Johnny?"
Johnny: "A pig."
Teacher: "Could you tell me the actual defini- "
Johnny: "In other words, the person who last spoke to me!"
Call of Duty kill cam be like.
This is the best kill streak ever!
Did you know that in 2001 there was an Among Us game, except that it was on a plane and had two imposters.
Have you guys heard about the crazy shadow glitch in the game Sonic X? Just google "Sonic X Shadow."
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?
Because they have already lost 2 towers.
Me playing a game...
What did God just stop? Are hearts cause we didn't kill each other.
Like if that was good.
Ever heard of the game T.T.2: 9/11? That game was bomb.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
I was given an invisibility cloak by my grandfather, but it was stolen in 2013. After investigating this issue, I have come to the conclusion it was Robert Lewandisney.
That's why he was invisible in every big game since 2013. SHAME ON YOU LEWANDISNEY!
A family of 3, a dad, a mom, and a 12 year old son are driving in the car when the dad says, “How about we play a little game of two truths and a lie? It’ll be fun.”
“Ok,” the mom and son reply happily.
“Let me start,” says the son.
“Ok, go ahead,” replies the mom.
“I hate video games, I hate school, and I love junk food,” says the son.
“Ooh ooh! You do love junk food, you do hate school, and you don’t hate video games,” says the mom.
“Your right!” He replies.
“I’ll go next,” says the dad. “I love your mom, you’re adopted, and my dad almost died in WWII.”
“Hmm... Your dad did not almost die in WWII, obviously I’m not adopted, and you do love my mom,” Says the son.
“The lie is the second on,” says the dad.
Why is America so bad at Clash of Clans? Because we already lost two towers.
Q: What are cheetahs?
A: The worst card players!
why was the bad baseball player so good at bowling?
He kept making strikes.
What game do zombies like to play?
Corpse and Robbers.