Game jokes
Kid: Why do orphans like tennis?
Dad: Because it's the only time they get "love."
"Wanna play the rape game?"
"No!!!!"
"That's the spirit!"
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Guy: "My life is like a game, I should end it."
Guy 2: "Is it a hard life?"
Guy: "Yup"
Guy 2: "Then you can't kill yourself LOL"
Guy 3: "Hold on, I know a cheat code to finish the 'game'"
Once again, RIP Daniel Kyre, he actually died this day five years ago.
He attempted suicide Sep 16, and was in life support, till his parents made the tough decision of taking him off.
We will miss ya bud..... (cyndagoooooooo)
Villager: KNOCK KNOCK
Steve: Who's there?
Villager: I'm not talking anymore.
Steve: I'm not talking anymore who?
When you go to a baseball game and they say, "Heads up!" and you put your head up, and the ball hits you in the head.
What animal do you always find at a baseball game? A bat.
Yo mama is so short, Minions look down at her.
Yo mama is so fat that she volunteered for the Hunger Games 'cause she thought it was an eating competition.
Yo mama is so ugly when Santa Claus saw her, he yelled "Ho Ho Holy Sh*t!"
Yo mama is so old, when she walked into an antique store, they didn't let her leave.
Yo mama is so stupid, she sold her car for gas money.
What will die immediately instead of having to suffer torture on the spike of a Judas cradle? A Geometry Dash icon.
A boy sat in his bed, watching a meteor shower. He was a vengeful child and wished that his parents would no longer bother him whilst he was gaming.
The next morning, he woke up to find his mother had passed away in the night. Clearly his wish had worked. However, his father worked a midnight job, and as such the boy was very confused when he returned home from work, expecting him to have met the same fate.
The two of them then looked out the window in thought, only to find the milkman lying dead on the pavement.
Q: Why was Barbie kicked out of the toy box?
A: She sat on Pinocchio's face and said, "Lie to me!"
Do you know why the Royal family can no longer play Monopoly?
How do you think Princess Diana died?
...Too soon?
I was playing football and this guy comes to me, he was in a wheelchair.
We started playing rocket league.
What if some kid was like, "I'm going to shoot up the school!", and then someone just pulls up with a reverse card?
What are Africans' favorite game to play? Hungry hippos.
Just remembering the day when the Jets beat the New York Giants.
What is a cow's favorite party game?
Moo-sical chairs!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because it's not original at all.
Hey guys, wish me luck on my game Al-Nassr vs. Raed Al-Raed. I have 604 million followers on Instagram, but we are not gonna be able to beat that. Can we get to 69 followers, please and thankyou?
I got a PS5 for my nine-year-old sister. At the time, I thought it was the best trade I’d ever made. But now I’m regretting not being able to molest her anymore.