Game jokes
Girls are like blackjack.
I always want 21 but end up hitting on 14.
I feel bad for all American Clash Royale players.
They always start with two towers downed.
Being the first to move in chess.
It’s a white privilege.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
Why can’t Americans play chess?
They lost 2 towers.
me calling my friend to play roblox
What did the Pokémon say after having sex?
"My ball was sore!"
Don't leave us hanging, Sayori.
You can't lose Kahoot if you "kashoot" the class first.
Jace: Haha, I won, dude. You suck at Monopoly!
Timmy: Let's play another game. *GUNSHOT* I guess I won!
Jace: *SCREAMS IN PAIN*
Timmy: What? I thought we were playing Chutes and Ladders!
What do you call two Latinos playing baseball one on one?
Why is a deck of cards similar to a miniature pony?
They are both jokers.
I recently got kicked out of a casino because I apparently misunderstood what the craps table was for.
Yo mama so stupid, she joined the Squid Game as a sea life lover because she thought it was a game of whoever catches the most octopuses wins.
What do you call field day in Africa?
The Hunger Games.
What do you call a crippled terrorist?
An RC-XD.
Blind people driving on the highway would be the world's biggest, and shortest game of bumper cars!
What show do orphans relate to? I'm going with "The Hunger Games."
Why is the UK bad at chess? Because they already lost their queen.
Why are Nepalese 🇳🇵 bad at chess?
Because someone already killed their 👑.
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang.