Game jokes
The last thing I said to my dog was,
"Play dead."
What did one Geodude say to the other Geodude?
Let’s rock!
Pokemon: What’s Wailmer’s favorite TV show?
Whale of Fortune.
I asked my dad why a grown man would play Pokémon Go?
He said “Wynaut.”
Pokemon: Are you a Flareon? Why?
Because you’re a sexy fox.
Memes
Which Pokémon do soccer players like the most?
GOALduck.
How can you tell a Pokémon likes baseball?
Every night he turns into a Golbat.
What do you call a Pokémon who can’t move very fast?
A Slowpoke.
What do you call a crippled terrorist?
An RC-XD.
What do you get when you die in Undertale and go to Temmie Village?
DeterMIENATION
What show do orphans relate to? I'm going with "The Hunger Games."
When the class plays hangman, the emos get inspired!
Why is the UK bad at chess? Because they already lost their queen.
What do you call field day in Africa?
The Hunger Games.
Blind people driving on the highway would be the world's biggest, and shortest game of bumper cars!
Join the Kahoot!
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Your hairline is pushed back farther than G.T.A. 6.
I played Rock Paper Scissors with my friend Enyaw. I cba with jokes basically me and Enyaw always scissor.
What is the difference between Clash Royale and the Twin Towers?
Clash Royale still has a tower.
Yo mama so fat, she costs 15 elixir, and 3 inferno towers can't kill her!