why cant orphane play baseball? they cant find home
I kicked a soccer ball at a wheelchair kid and said ROCKET LEAGUE
why cant juice wlrd play call of duty zombies
because he cant handle all six perks
don't be sad if you miss a shot when you yell Kobe. He didn't make it either
ever heard of the game t.t.2:9/11? That game was bomb.
Why are orphans bad at poker.
They dont know what a full house is
I was at a baseball game and I was wondering why the ball was coming closer And then It hit me
YO THREE KID'S PLAY HIDE IN GO SEEK THEIR NAME'S ARE TROUBLE MANNERS AND SHUTUP SHUTUP HIT THE POLICE STATION MANNERS HIT THE TRASHCAN TROUBLE IS THE SEEKER WHEN THEY GO AND HIDE AND ALL THAT SHIT THE POLICE MAN COME'S UP TO SHUT UP AND GOES HEY KID WHAT'S YOUR NAME WELL SHUTUP LOOK'S AT HIM AND GOES SHUTUP POLICE MAN SAY'S EXCUSE ME KID WERE'S YOUR MANNERS AT SHUT UP GOES OH MANNERS IN THE TRASH POLICE MAN GOES OH MANNERS IN THE TRASH AND THEN POLICE MAN GOES HEY KID ARE U LOOKING FOR TROUBLE THEN SHUTUP GOES AND SAY'S NO TROUBLE'S LOOKING FOR ME
Hi guys the prankster is backster!
I was gone for a long time because of this bullying about a nice sweet girl named gwen! So my 6th prank is on...
When I put some bad stuff in my sisters tooth past bottle!
Okay so I took some smelly mints from the jelly bean game! I had molded cheese jelly bean, molded milk, and worms jelly bean! Jelly bean tastying is this game where weird tasted jelly beans are in there so I got some mints and putted it there! Then next thing you new was! My sassy ass sister had her breath smelling like a chimpanzes buttock!
I had an animal pun contest today. He started off by saying something-I don’t remember. Then I replied TOUCAN play that game. He went silent and my other friend barged in and said, “Don’t you thick he’s CHICKENing out?” I said, “yeah, just stop HORSING around!” He came back with one and I ended it by saying, “Ok, lets MOOOOOve on cow[now]” Welp that’s it.
WHAT HAS A HEART BUT NO ORGANS
A DECK OF CARDS!!!!!!
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i am a bad punner
Dad joke Why does a dad gets more than a pair of socks at the golf course? Because of a hole in one
I wanted to play fruit ninja but remembered I don’t have a phone. Guess I gotta draw fruit on my arm
Why is the queen in chess the most powerful piece? Because the board looks like a kitchen floor.
I've got an impressive record at Russian roulette, retired after one loss ever.
Why does the pancake team in baseball always win? Because they have the best batter.
Why are basketball courts slippery?
Because the players dribble on it.
And there the referee taking down Ronaldo's number. Not really the time or the place but it's good to see that we've kept homophobia out of football.
Have you watched the the show Naked and Afraid? Well, I play it every Saturday with my uncle.
What did the spectator miss when going to the toilet?
The entire english innings
