Game jokes
How is sex like a game of bridge?
If you have a great hand, you don’t need a partner.
So the coach got mad at me because I'm the only one on my team who is only a bit on the spectrum, and I was just keeping the ball to myself. The coach pulled me aside and said, "Pass to others." I said, "Why?" And he said, "There's no 'I' in 'team.'" I said, "Yeah, but there's an 'm' and an 'e.'"
Why can't the Chinese play baseball? They ate all the bats.
The Twin Towers are like Jenga; you yell "towers falling!"
Why are the English so good at chess? Because their Queen never dies.
What helped the Lakers win the Finals? Kobe's passing!
I screamed "Jenga" in history class today. We were watching a documentary on 9/11.
Why do lions always lose at poker?
Because they always play against cheetahs.
TV: SCHOOL SHOOTING 13 DIED.
Father: Guns cause all these problems!
Kid playing FNAF security breach *bang* *Bang*
Kid: WOLF PU&EY WOLF PU^$Y WOLF PU*#Y
What happens when you are playing Undertale, but it's snowy in town? It SNOWED in town!
What did the spectator miss when going to the toilet?
The entire English innings.
How to get free robux: buy robux to make a game to get more robux.
Don't be sad if you miss a shot when you yell "Kobe." He didn't make it either.
Orphan kids only play GTA5 so they can be wanted.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Uriah. Uriah who? Keep Uriah on the ball, Laquon Treadwell!
What game hurts you the more stages you survive?
Cancer.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
I kicked a ball into someone. Now I got a red card.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know how to hit a home run.
I got barred from Weight Watchers today.
It wasn't my fault; it was the fat ass next to me who spilled her box of Maltesers onto the floor in the middle of the room. All I did was say that it was the funniest game of Hungry Hungry Hippos that I have ever seen.