Game jokes
I found this game, it's like flappy bird: https://terrorist.group/
I played Rock Paper Scissors with my friend Enyaw. I cba with jokes basically me and Enyaw always scissor.
Why did the school shooter earn extra points?
Because he was on a kill streak.
What’s the difference between a Rubik's cube and a penis? The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
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Memes
Just remembering the day when the Jets beat the New York Giants.
I got in trouble at school today because I played the knife game with a pair of scissors, but I couldn't flip them off because I was missing that finger.
Your hairline is pushed back farther than G.T.A. 6.
Papyrus was playing with the human, but then Papyrus fell and he broke the cell bone of the human.
Why can't America play chess?
There are missing two towers.
Why don't communists like Microsoft? Because it's Minecraft instead of ourcraft.
Why can't Chinese people play baseball? They always eat the bat.
What will die immediately instead of having to suffer torture on the spike of a Judas cradle? A Geometry Dash icon.
Why does an orphan like home base? Because he doesn't have one.
I went to the store and bought Minecraft Java Edition.
I found a village, burned it down, and then I went home and played Minecraft.
What was the ballpoint's favorite sport? Pen-nis.
Pokemon: What’s Wailmer’s favorite TV show?
Whale of Fortune.
What did one Geodude say to the other Geodude?
Let’s rock!
I asked my dad why a grown man would play Pokémon Go?
He said “Wynaut.”
How can you tell a Pokémon likes baseball?
Every night he turns into a Golbat.