Game jokes
Villager: KNOCK KNOCK
Steve: Who's there?
Villager: I'm not talking anymore.
Steve: I'm not talking anymore who?
"Wanna play the rape game?"
"No!!!!"
"That's the spirit!"
When you go to a baseball game and they say, "Heads up!" and you put your head up, and the ball hits you in the head.
Why was the new gamer mad when they were playing Overwatch? Because gamer girl WAS ALREADY TRACER.
What will die immediately instead of having to suffer torture on the spike of a Judas cradle? A Geometry Dash icon.
Hollow Knight Meme
Guy: "My life is like a game, I should end it."
Guy 2: "Is it a hard life?"
Guy: "Yup"
Guy 2: "Then you can't kill yourself LOL"
Guy 3: "Hold on, I know a cheat code to finish the 'game'"
Once again, RIP Daniel Kyre, he actually died this day five years ago.
He attempted suicide Sep 16, and was in life support, till his parents made the tough decision of taking him off.
We will miss ya bud..... (cyndagoooooooo)
A boy sat in his bed, watching a meteor shower. He was a vengeful child and wished that his parents would no longer bother him whilst he was gaming.
The next morning, he woke up to find his mother had passed away in the night. Clearly his wish had worked. However, his father worked a midnight job, and as such the boy was very confused when he returned home from work, expecting him to have met the same fate.
The two of them then looked out the window in thought, only to find the milkman lying dead on the pavement.
What are Africans' favorite game to play? Hungry hippos.
Just remembering the day when the Jets beat the New York Giants.
Q: Why was Barbie kicked out of the toy box?
A: She sat on Pinocchio's face and said, "Lie to me!"
What if some kid was like, "I'm going to shoot up the school!", and then someone just pulls up with a reverse card?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Yo mama so fat, she costs 15 elixir, and 3 inferno towers can't kill her!
Fun game to get.
What is a cow's favorite party game?
Moo-sical chairs!
What animal do you always find at a baseball game? A bat.
Do you know why the Royal family can no longer play Monopoly?
How do you think Princess Diana died?
...Too soon?
Why do orphans play tennis?
It's the only way they get love.
Yo mama is so short, Minions look down at her.
Yo mama is so fat that she volunteered for the Hunger Games 'cause she thought it was an eating competition.
Yo mama is so ugly when Santa Claus saw her, he yelled "Ho Ho Holy Sh*t!"
Yo mama is so old, when she walked into an antique store, they didn't let her leave.
Yo mama is so stupid, she sold her car for gas money.
Animal jokes, eh?
Toucan play at that game.