Game jokes
Fortnite Battle Pass.
Why did Little Sally get hurt while playing soccer?
Because she fell into a minefield.
My mom interrupted my gaming session to tell me to hang up the lights.
I hung something else instead.
Csgo is just practice for when you want to one tap some 3rd graders
There is this boy in my year; he is in a wheelchair, so I kicked a football at him and pushed him, and then I shouted, "Rocket League!"
Go team Sky
Why does Fallout look like Ohio?
How to improve my beloved Penchester United in 5 easy steps:
1. Sell Casemeiro 🤑 2. Sell Pernandes 🤑 3. Sell Bencho 🤑 4. Sell Trashford 🤑 5. Terminate penaldo 🤑 6. Make Mctominay extend his deal 📝
These came down deep from my heart. Don’t let me down again, please.
I wonder if Stephen Hawking has ever watched Avengers: Endgame... Oh wait, he can't.
What is a kid's favorite thing to do with their dad?
Play pretend dog in the bed.
I got in trouble at school today because I played the knife game with a pair of scissors, but I couldn't flip them off because I was missing that finger.
What did the pedestrian say after he saw the twin towers fell?
JENGA!!!!
What did the Pokémon say after having sex?
"My ball was sore!"
What was the nickname for the knight who ruled the fort?
"Fortnite"
How did black people learn to steal sports cars?
By playing GTA nonstop.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is...
When the school shooter says, "Everybody get down!" and the autistic kid thinks it's Simon Says: 🙋♂️🙋♂️🙋♂️
when someone says to cheer up: you, I never thought of that. :)
-> in reality, :( (sob)
depression is no game, and here in this world, we are here for each other, although at times it might not seem like it.
Keep strong, and you'll find the end of the tunnel, but ending the pain and being gone just spreads depression.
what was sally's role in a football game?
the football ;-;
Dad joke.
Why does a dad get more than a pair of socks at the golf course?
Because of a hole in one!
I was playing FIFA and out of nowhere the game glitched during a penalty shootout.
Pionel Pessi appeared out of nowhere, took my pen and skied it. Thanks to him, I'm out of UCL and was sacked in Career Mode. Shame on you Pessi!😡😡😡😡