Game jokes
Being the first to move in chess.
It’s a white privilege.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
Why can’t Americans play chess?
They lost 2 towers.
What if Game of Thrones and Harry Potter antagonism had a child?
Coldemort!
Have you guys heard about the crazy shadow glitch in the game Sonic X? Just google "Sonic X Shadow."
Memes
gta v police be like
What is the difference between Clash Royale and the Twin Towers?
Clash Royale still has a tower.
When the class plays hangman, the emos get inspired!
How are an orphan and baseball different from each other?
A baseball game has a home run.
"Suicide bomber kills 44 people in Pakistan mosque." Damn, that's a crazy K/D. He must be hacking.
Q: Why can't pilots play Jenga?
A: Because they will just hit the Twin Towers.
You can't lose Kahoot if you "kashoot" the class first.
What did one Geodude say to the other Geodude?
Let’s rock!
Pokemon: What’s Wailmer’s favorite TV show?
Whale of Fortune.
I asked my dad why a grown man would play Pokémon Go?
He said “Wynaut.”
Pokemon: Are you a Flareon? Why?
Because you’re a sexy fox.
Which Pokémon do soccer players like the most?
GOALduck.
How can you tell a Pokémon likes baseball?
Every night he turns into a Golbat.
What do you call a Pokémon who can’t move very fast?
A Slowpoke.
What will die immediately instead of having to suffer torture on the spike of a Judas cradle? A Geometry Dash icon.
Why does an orphan like home base? Because he doesn't have one.