Game jokes
What do you call a crippled terrorist?
An RC-XD.
What is the difference between Clash Royale and the Twin Towers?
Clash Royale still has a tower.
I played Rock Paper Scissors with my friend Enyaw. I cba with jokes basically me and Enyaw always scissor.
What if Game of Thrones and Harry Potter antagonism had a child?
Coldemort!
Have you guys heard about the crazy shadow glitch in the game Sonic X? Just google "Sonic X Shadow."
Girls are like blackjack.
I always want 21 but end up hitting on 14.
Why is the UK bad at chess? Because they already lost their queen.
What do you call field day in Africa?
The Hunger Games.
Yo, barber fucked up so bad he pulled out a "Plants vs. Zombies" map and that shii fit perfectly.
Yo mama so fat, she costs 15 elixir, and 3 inferno towers can't kill her!
"Suicide bomber kills 44 people in Pakistan mosque." Damn, that's a crazy K/D. He must be hacking.
What show do orphans relate to? I'm going with "The Hunger Games."
I feel bad for all American Clash Royale players.
They always start with two towers downed.
Being the first to move in chess.
It’s a white privilege.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
Why can’t Americans play chess?
They lost 2 towers.
When the class plays hangman, the emos get inspired!
Q: Why can't pilots play Jenga?
A: Because they will just hit the Twin Towers.
Your hairline is pushed back farther than G.T.A. 6.
What’s the difference between a WNBA player and a rotten apple? The apple has a chance to make it into the basket.