Game jokes
I asked my dad why a grown man would play Pokémon Go?
He said “Wynaut.”
Pokemon: Are you a Flareon? Why?
Because you’re a sexy fox.
Which Pokémon do soccer players like the most?
GOALduck.
How can you tell a Pokémon likes baseball?
Every night he turns into a Golbat.
What do you call a Pokémon who can’t move very fast?
A Slowpoke.
Why did the school shooter earn extra points?
Because he was on a kill streak.
What’s the difference between a Rubik's cube and a penis? The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
Just remembering the day when the Jets beat the New York Giants.
Why can't Chinese people play baseball? They always eat the bat.
Why don't communists like Microsoft? Because it's Minecraft instead of ourcraft.
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Q: Why can't pilots play Jenga?
A: Because they will just hit the Twin Towers.
What’s the difference between a WNBA player and a rotten apple? The apple has a chance to make it into the basket.
"Suicide bomber kills 44 people in Pakistan mosque." Damn, that's a crazy K/D. He must be hacking.
I got in trouble at school today because I played the knife game with a pair of scissors, but I couldn't flip them off because I was missing that finger.
Your hairline is pushed back farther than G.T.A. 6.
I played Rock Paper Scissors with my friend Enyaw. I cba with jokes basically me and Enyaw always scissor.
I played Uno with my Mexican friend.
That bastard took all the green cards!
The last thing I said to my dog was,
"Play dead."
Why couldn't an orphan play baseball?
He couldn't find home plate.