Game

Game Jokes

There is this boy in my year , he is in a wheelchair so I kicked a football at him and pushed him and so then I shouted ROCKET LAUGE

my friend: hey i got 15 kills! me: i got 60 kills! my friend: i didn't know you played call of duty! me: whats call of duty?

Figure:who wants to play hide and seek?

Seek and hide: me

Figure:ok seek ur it me and hide will hide.

Seek:why do I have to be the seeker?

Figure: because ur name is in seeker

What did the orphan poker player say to the elder?

β€œWill you raise me?”

You know having an uncle is a good thing sometimes! I get a pair of shoes every week. He says it’s my reward for playing the tickle game with him in his damp and dark basement. It hurts sometimes. But hey, new shoes!