Game jokes
What if Game of Thrones and Harry Potter antagonism had a child?
Coldemort!
I feel bad for all American Clash Royale players.
They always start with two towers downed.
What do you call field day in Africa?
The Hunger Games.
What show do orphans relate to? I'm going with "The Hunger Games."
What's the fastest way to break up a bingo game in Baghdad?
You shout out, "B-52!"
me calling my friend to play roblox
What is the difference between Clash Royale and the Twin Towers?
Clash Royale still has a tower.
Why is the UK bad at chess? Because they already lost their queen.
Yo mama so stupid, she joined the Squid Game as a sea life lover because she thought it was a game of whoever catches the most octopuses wins.
Blind people driving on the highway would be the world's biggest, and shortest game of bumper cars!
Yo, barber fucked up so bad he pulled out a "Plants vs. Zombies" map and that shii fit perfectly.
What do you call a crippled terrorist?
An RC-XD.
Being the first to move in chess.
It’s a white privilege.
What did the Pokémon say after having sex?
"My ball was sore!"
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
Why can’t Americans play chess?
They lost 2 towers.
I played Uno with my Mexican friend.
That bastard took all the green cards!
Q: Why can't pilots play Jenga?
A: Because they will just hit the Twin Towers.
What’s the difference between a WNBA player and a rotten apple? The apple has a chance to make it into the basket.
When the class plays hangman, the emos get inspired!
"Suicide bomber kills 44 people in Pakistan mosque." Damn, that's a crazy K/D. He must be hacking.