Game jokes
Why can't an orphan make a home run in baseball?
Because they have no home to go to.
Man #1: Pretend your age is a level, I am Level 20.
Man #2: My son died at level 4.
Man #1: Lol, your son is a noob.
Why do orphans play baseball?
So they can touch home.
Gather 6 friends to play Russian roulette, and one's mind will be blown away.
2,996 kill streak, boom!
Inmate 1: Why are you in prison?
Inmate 2: I killed 4 people and robbed someone, what about you?
Inmate 1: I blew up a school bus.
Inmate 2: OMG, you demon! Were they autistic?
Inmate 1: No, they were Fortnite kids.
Inmate 2 (who is Muslim): Halelouia, we have found the messiah!
why was the bad baseball player so good at bowling?
He kept making strikes.
Jace: Haha, I won, dude. You suck at Monopoly!
Timmy: Let's play another game. *GUNSHOT* I guess I won!
Jace: *SCREAMS IN PAIN*
Timmy: What? I thought we were playing Chutes and Ladders!
Looking for true love. Must be into fun, likes to go out driving, playing the latest catching game and most importantly, must love kids. (PEADOPHILES MUST APPLY WITH HOW MANY KIDS YOU CAN CARRY!)
Why was the PUBG player sad?
Since all his friends went to school while he went to Pochinki.
"Among Us, Among Us, Among Us, Among Us, Among Us."
I pushed a disabled kid down a busy road and yelled out, "Mario Kart!"
add me in Roblox wholetthedogsoutyou1 lol who let the dogs out you you you you you?
Why can't a missing child play baseball? Cuz he doesn't know where home is.
My friend was playing a game and said he was fighting cultists, so I said Kanye's fanbase.
You are playing as Ukraine in Military Tycoon, and then someone kills you. You see who killed you in nuke revenge, and it says "Putinmoserfucer2342."
Why are the UK and the USA bad at playing chess?
Because they lost 2 towers and their queen.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost two towers.
After the shooting, people were asking why they would do it.
They wanted to stop but it turns out they were playing an online game.
I would try to make a Fortnite joke, but I can't seem to build on it.