Game jokes
Which Pokemon listens to Aha?
Takemeon.
What is an emo's favorite game?
To delete Cut the Rope.
Why can't cheetahs play any games?
Because they're cheetahs!
What do you get when you die in Undertale and go to Temmie Village?
DeterMIENATION
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball?
One gets picked for games.
And there's the referee taking down Ronaldo's number.
Not really the time or the place, but it's good to see that we've kept homophobia out of football.
Why did Jesus play football?
He was Spanish, ayo.
Why is Ollie so boring? He plays board games.
My friend: Hey, I got 15 kills!
Me: I got 60 kills!
My friend: I didn't know you played Call of Duty!
Me: What's Call of Duty?
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball player?
The baseball player knows where home base is.
Have you played the game Imagine Dragons? Imagine draggin' deez nuts!
Roses are red, I hate snitches, You talk a lot of game for a guy with 3 inches.
What makes a 360 no-scope and JFK's assassination similar?
Both were some of the greatest achievements in history to achieve.
What can orphans not get when playing a sport?
A home run!
9/11 was a round of Clash of Clans; they knocked down 2 towers, not 3.
Q: Why did the Koala fall off the tree? A: Because it was dead.
Q: Why did the second Koala fall off the tree? A: Because it was hit by the first Koala.
Q: Why did the third Koala fall off the tree? A: Because it thought it was a game and joined in.
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome trying to beat Minecraft?
“A sped runner.”
Why are friends good at dodgeball? Because no one misses them.
When the school shooter says, "Everybody get down!" and the autistic kid thinks it's Simon Says: 🙋♂️🙋♂️🙋♂️
Why can't orphans play games?
Parents signed.