Game jokes
Don't leave us hanging, Sayori.
In a Kahoot, and you're the Twin Tower terrorist: terrorist kill streak 2,996.
A friend was doing bird puns on me. Then I realized that toucan play at that game.
Why is the UK bad at chess?
Because they have no queen.
Q. Which game does necro like the most?
Into the dead part 1.
Why are cats good at video games?
Because they have nine lives!
Roses are red, lilacs are purple, I have a turtle, his name is Squirtle.
Why couldn't an orphan play baseball?
He couldn't find home plate.
Jenga.
Why do women like Pac-Man so much?
How else can you get eaten three times for a quarter?
when someone says to cheer up: you, I never thought of that. :)
-> in reality, :( (sob)
depression is no game, and here in this world, we are here for each other, although at times it might not seem like it.
Keep strong, and you'll find the end of the tunnel, but ending the pain and being gone just spreads depression.
What can you serve but never eat? A volleyball.
Why do orphans like playing tennis so much?
Because it’s the only way they’ll ever get love.
"You did great!"
"Come here and get your prize, a shiny quarter!"
"Nah, that's okay."
"Here's the quarterback."
"You don't want the quarter?"
"No! Quarterback!"
"Huh?"
(Crashes) (screams)
"Yo, sorry 'bout that."
"You think he's gonna be mad?"
"Who? Baldi?"
"Nah, he doesn't have a HAIR in the world!"
(Annoying Orange laughs) (Baldi groans)
How was Jenga invented?
By watching the Twin Towers collapse.
How do you know America's bad at chess?
They lost 2 towers!
The last number of your like is the Amogus you get.
1: Amogus trollface
2: Frogus
3: Amogus in 2013
4: Chogus
5: Classic Amogus
6: Wait this isn't Amogus
7: Amogus drip
8: Amog sus
9: Amog stuff
What do you call a Pokémon who can’t move very fast?
A Slowpoke.
How do baseballs communicate?
They touch base!
Being the first to move in chess.
It’s a white privilege.