Game jokes
What's the difference between soccer and a dead baby?
I don't wear steel cap boots when I play soccer.
What do you call a Pokémon who can’t move very fast?
A Slowpoke.
What game does a suicidal person who is very bad at word or guessing games love?
Hangman.
Why are cats good at video games?
Because they have nine lives!
Girls: Boys are like games, they're meant to get played.
Boys: Girls are like stones, the flat ones get skipped.
RUN
Being the first to move in chess.
It’s a white privilege.
Why do orphans love tennis? It's the only love they get.
In tennis, 0 points is love.
What do you call a kid laying down in the classroom? Kill confirmed.
What do you call three kids laying down in the classroom? Kill streak.
Why don’t orphans play poker?
'Cause they don’t know what a full house is.
Q: How do basketball players stay cool during a game?
A: They stand near the fans! 🏀🏀😆😆
Life is like a game of poker, guys start by going with them clubs, ladies follow with a set of hearts, guys put down the diamonds, and before you know it you got a full house.
Why was the PUBG player sad?
Since all his friends went to school while he went to Pochinki.
What is more fun than throwing a baby off a cliff?
Catching it with a pitchfork.
Two kids were sitting at a restaurant. One said, "Could I please have some water? I am feeling a little HORSE." The other said, "Animal Puns? TOUCAN play at that game."
Your mama's so fat, when she went to the baseball tournament, she knocked everyone out of the park.
What games would deaf people not be good at?
Simon says and Musical chairs.
Why did the rapper refuse to play cards?
Because he was tired of dealing with all the jokers.
Me: Do you like smash?
Friend: Smash Rolls?
Me: No, Smash DEEZ NUTS!
Friend: AHHHHH (*moans)
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that Keagan's FIFA team should be this terrible, also the problem is that Keagan is a Real Madrid fan.
"Ryan, come out to play-ee-ay!!"