Game jokes
In British chess I guess they play without a queen...
But in American chess they play without 2 towers.
Roblox Talent Shows be like:
Host: Next Up is Bob!
Bob: Hi! I'll be singing Pian-
*Buzzing Noises*
Judges: You suck!
Bob: I'm reporting!
*Bob get's kicked from the server*
Q: What happens when a pig plays tug-of-war?
A: Pulled pork.
Q: What is Germany's favorite board game?
A: Nahtzee (Yahtzee).
What do you call an otter video game that is about robbing?-
Grand Theft Otter!
Memes
gta v police be like
"Hi, Mrs. Jackson, can Matt come out and play?"
"Oh, Johnny, you know Matt doesn't have any arms or legs."
"I know, we just wanted to use him as third base."
How do blondes play real-life Jenga?
By stacking humans.
One day I was texting my friend on Roblox and I made her mad. She told me she was gonna kill me.
That night, she told me to meet her at the bathroom at 2 PM sharp, but she made "sharp" in all caps. So I went to the bathroom at 2 PM the next day. Now I know what she meant by "SHARP" on Roblox... she brought a knife, and I was in hell by then. Like for the next part!
A friend was doing bird puns on me. Then I realized that toucan play at that game.
What is the difference between Clash Royale and the Twin Towers?
Clash Royale still has a tower.
When the class plays hangman, the emos get inspired!
How are an orphan and baseball different from each other?
A baseball game has a home run.
"Suicide bomber kills 44 people in Pakistan mosque." Damn, that's a crazy K/D. He must be hacking.
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang.
If you play FNF, I play a game because he has two balls, boi.
The last thing I said to my dog was,
"Play dead."
What is an Emo's favorite game? Hangman!
Why couldn't an orphan play baseball?
He couldn't find home plate.
I'm playing a game of HANGMAN. Is there an 'S' or a 'C'?
MIKE PEN__E??
Did you hear about the baseball game between America and Ethiopia?
America - 8
Ethiopia - didn't.