Game jokes
What do you call an otter video game that is about robbing?-
Grand Theft Otter!
Q: What is Germany's favorite board game?
A: Nahtzee (Yahtzee).
I screamed "Jenga" today when watching the 9/11 documentary.
Roblox Talent Shows be like:
Host: Next Up is Bob!
Bob: Hi! I'll be singing Pian-
*Buzzing Noises*
Judges: You suck!
Bob: I'm reporting!
*Bob get's kicked from the server*
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find their home base.
Memes
How do blondes play real-life Jenga?
By stacking humans.
Q: What happens when a pig plays tug-of-war?
A: Pulled pork.
"Hi, Mrs. Jackson, can Matt come out and play?"
"Oh, Johnny, you know Matt doesn't have any arms or legs."
"I know, we just wanted to use him as third base."
One day I was texting my friend on Roblox and I made her mad. She told me she was gonna kill me.
That night, she told me to meet her at the bathroom at 2 PM sharp, but she made "sharp" in all caps. So I went to the bathroom at 2 PM the next day. Now I know what she meant by "SHARP" on Roblox... she brought a knife, and I was in hell by then. Like for the next part!
A friend was doing bird puns on me. Then I realized that toucan play at that game.
What is the most awkward moment when Helen Keller is playing pin the tail on the donkey?
Her friends aren’t sure whether to blindfold her.
Why do Arabs hate chess?
Because the queen is allowed to move freely.
Girls are like blackjack.
I always want 21 but end up hitting on 14.
What do you get when you die in Undertale and go to Temmie Village?
DeterMIENATION
What do you call a crippled terrorist?
An RC-XD.
I almost got caught trying to steal a board game yesterday.
It was a Risk I was willing to take.
What did the Pokémon say after having sex?
"My ball was sore!"
What’s the difference between a WNBA player and a rotten apple? The apple has a chance to make it into the basket.
Yo mama so fat, she costs 15 elixir, and 3 inferno towers can't kill her!
What do you call two Latinos playing baseball one on one?