Game jokes
What do you call an otter video game that is about robbing?-
Grand Theft Otter!
Q: What is Germany's favorite board game?
A: Nahtzee (Yahtzee).
I screamed "Jenga" today when watching the 9/11 documentary.
Roblox Talent Shows be like:
Host: Next Up is Bob!
Bob: Hi! I'll be singing Pian-
*Buzzing Noises*
Judges: You suck!
Bob: I'm reporting!
*Bob get's kicked from the server*
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find their home base.
Memes
gta v police be like
"Among Us" is a game (Skeld) where there is an imposter trying to hijack the ship and kill everyone. Does this sound similar to September 11, 2001?
How do blondes play real-life Jenga?
By stacking humans.
Q: What happens when a pig plays tug-of-war?
A: Pulled pork.
"Hi, Mrs. Jackson, can Matt come out and play?"
"Oh, Johnny, you know Matt doesn't have any arms or legs."
"I know, we just wanted to use him as third base."
One day I was texting my friend on Roblox and I made her mad. She told me she was gonna kill me.
That night, she told me to meet her at the bathroom at 2 PM sharp, but she made "sharp" in all caps. So I went to the bathroom at 2 PM the next day. Now I know what she meant by "SHARP" on Roblox... she brought a knife, and I was in hell by then. Like for the next part!
A friend was doing bird puns on me. Then I realized that toucan play at that game.
I almost got caught trying to steal a board game yesterday.
It was a Risk I was willing to take.
Don't leave us hanging, Sayori.
What show do orphans relate to? I'm going with "The Hunger Games."
What do you call field day in Africa?
The Hunger Games.
Yo, barber fucked up so bad he pulled out a "Plants vs. Zombies" map and that shii fit perfectly.
Why is the UK bad at chess? Because they already lost their queen.
Blind people driving on the highway would be the world's biggest, and shortest game of bumper cars!
Yo mama so fat, she costs 15 elixir, and 3 inferno towers can't kill her!
I feel bad for all American Clash Royale players.
They always start with two towers downed.