Game Jokes

Why are Nepalese bad at chess? Cause someone already killed their king 👑

Why couldn't the orphan play baseball He didn't no where home was

my girlfriend was cheating in Uno

she's not the only one who can play that game

And there the referee taking down Ronaldo's number. Not really the time or the place but it's good to see that we've kept homophobia out of football.

Why is the cheetah so bad at hide n seek ? Because Everytime she hides she will always spotted

Did you hear the scores of the African basketball game?

It was Eight-Nothing

What do you call a bus full of kids, kills killstreak

My Friend said having sex is alot like your first football game

Your bloody and bruised but at least your dad was there

Why do Indians gamble so much? They are hoping to one day reclaim their land

My mama always told me, don't pick your nose or it will fall off! I thought she meant my nose. Hey give me a break! I'm a little shorthanded! Oh no not rock paper scissors again! I always lose. Come on guys I just lost my finger a day ago this is Tony later on

Guy: My life is like a game, I should end it.

Guy 2: Is it a hard life?

Guy: Yup

Guy 2: Then you can't kill yourself LOL

Guy 3: Hold on, I know a cheat code to finish the "game"

Once again, RIP Daniel Kyre, he actually died this day five years ago.

He attempted suicide Sep 16, and was in life support, till his parents made the tough decision of taking him off.

We will miss ya bud..... (cyndagoooooooo)

In America they was a boy named urhan and he had one hand and a stump and a girl named handa who was a orphan, they had a trial for Boston red socks and they failed because urhan couldn’t stump the ball and handa didn’t know where home was.

Whats the same with a controller and a woman?

They both work if you hit them.

I was remembering the time when lost my brother, only until I heard that hide and seek wasn't the best Idea especially in a secluded parking lot in downtown.