Game jokes
Opponent fist attacks your face, no you can not activate a trap card.
What's Pokémon #539 (Sawk)?
Sawk on deez nuts!
Why do Chinese people like playing Among Us?
It’s the only place they can vote!
Why are basketball courts slippery?
Because the players dribble on it.
"-JuicyFruitSnacks- A whole lot of pepper and a whole lot of salt. If I blame it on my friends, it won't be my fault."
-Mully- This is my mom left!!
What's the one game emos hate?
Cut the rope.
Hi Freshfry, hi Alex, I did not see your messages yesterday because I was at my brother's soccer game, and then people came to our house till 11:00. Lol, sorry :)
Hello, everybody, it's me, Mariplier, and today I'm going to be balling at Freddy's!
How do you play chess with a Catholic?
You put a condom on the bishop.
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they want to be wanted.
What did the depressed kid do in P.E.? They played with the jump rope, but they used it the wrong way.
My girlfriend told me to stop playing Pokemon as it was childish.
I started thrashing about and roared, “You don’t have enough badges to control me!”
Why is the cheetah so bad at hide-n-seek? Because every time she hides, she will always [be] spotted.
Why do orphans play tennis?
So they can be loved.
Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road.
So I asked him, “What’s the word on the street?”
What has a heart but no organs?
A deck of cards!
If you take a shot, a paper wad, in the trashcan, and call "Kobe!" but miss, it's still a Kobe.
Why can't orphans go on game shows?
You need a family member.
Logic fire bars in Fortnite sped up to sound like he [is a] chipmunk like Alvin, Simon, and Theodore :)
Today I found out that my cat got hit by a car accident. Well, I guess I'm gonna play ninja fruits on my hands again. It's not like anyone will notice.