Game jokes

2001, Angry Birds was so amazing. Over 500 people in 2 birds.

What do you get when you mix Harry Houdini, a basketball, and the 17th president?

Magic Johnson.

The moment you realize that school Kahoot! games are more competitive than the Super Bowl.

What do you call someone who gets killed at 12 o'clock on New Year's? First kill of the match.

99% of Roblox usernames be like: bdiejfbsie3hdiejdbisie882jeoxnd, by yYidgJyeuzyei73*-;ujduzjehzisjd, and j73heisbdjJd3nakwnwo2jdieneidjd.

I kicked a soccer ball at a kid in a wheelchair and said, "Rocket League!"

Papyrus: Sans, can you call Undyne for me and tell her that I found a human!

Sans: Sure bro, lemme just get on the Tele-bone.

Papyrus: Ssssaaaaannnnsss!!!!!!

Sans: Yea bro.

Papyrus: You know what? I will tell Undyne instead.

Don't be sad if you miss a shot when you yell "Kobe." He didn't make it either.

Why can't Juice WRLD play Call of Duty zombies?

Because he can't handle all six perks.

Why are orphans bad at poker?

They don't know what a full house is.

What happened when the dog played golf?

He hit the ball into the ruff.

Ever heard of the game T.T.2: 9/11? That game was bomb.

I was at a baseball game and I was wondering why the ball was coming closer.

And then it hit me.

Why shouldn't you let a Chinese person play baseball?

'Cause they'll eat the bat!

Have you heard about the Pokemon called "rhy rhy rhyde" on deez nuts?

There's a new game in the arcade where kids can hit raging paedophiles with a mallet: Whack-A-Jack, oh!

Yo, three kids play hide-and-go-seek. Their names are Trouble, Manners, and Shut Up.

Shut Up hit the police station, Manners hit the trashcan. Trouble is the seeker. When they go and hide and all that shit, the policeman comes up to Shut Up and goes, "Hey kid, what's your name?"

Well, Shut Up looks at him and goes, "Shut Up."

Policeman says, "Excuse me, kid, where's your manners at?"

Shut Up goes, "Oh, Manners? In the trash."

Policeman goes, "Oh, Manners in the trash? And then policeman goes, "Hey kid, are you looking for Trouble?"

Then Shut Up goes and says, "No, Trouble's looking for me."

Hi guys, the prankster is back!

I was gone for a long time because of this bullying about a nice sweet girl named Gwen! So my 6th prank is on...

When I put some bad stuff in my sister's toothpaste bottle!

Okay, so I took some smelly mints from the jelly bean game! I had molded cheese jelly bean, molded milk, and worms jelly bean! Jelly bean tasting is this game where weird tasted jelly beans are in there, so I got some mints and put it there! Then next thing you knew was, my sassy ass sister had her breath smelling like a chimpanzee's buttock!

I had an animal pun contest today. He started off by saying something. I don’t remember.

Then I replied, “TOUCAN play that game.” He went silent, and my other friend barged in and said, “Don’t you think he’s CHICKENing out?” I said, “Yeah, just stop HORSING around!” He came back with one, and I ended it by saying, “Ok, let’s MOOOOOve on cow.”

Welp, that’s it.

What has a heart but no organs?

A deck of cards!