Game jokes

Have you heard about the Pokemon called "rhy rhy rhyde" on deez nuts?

I was at a baseball game and I was wondering why the ball was coming closer.

And then it hit me.

There's a new game in the arcade where kids can hit raging paedophiles with a mallet: Whack-A-Jack, oh!

Hi guys, the prankster is back!

I was gone for a long time because of this bullying about a nice sweet girl named Gwen! So my 6th prank is on...

When I put some bad stuff in my sister's toothpaste bottle!

Okay, so I took some smelly mints from the jelly bean game! I had molded cheese jelly bean, molded milk, and worms jelly bean! Jelly bean tasting is this game where weird tasted jelly beans are in there, so I got some mints and put it there! Then next thing you knew was, my sassy ass sister had her breath smelling like a chimpanzee's buttock!

Yo, three kids play hide-and-go-seek. Their names are Trouble, Manners, and Shut Up.

Shut Up hit the police station, Manners hit the trashcan. Trouble is the seeker. When they go and hide and all that shit, the policeman comes up to Shut Up and goes, "Hey kid, what's your name?"

Well, Shut Up looks at him and goes, "Shut Up."

Policeman says, "Excuse me, kid, where's your manners at?"

Shut Up goes, "Oh, Manners? In the trash."

Policeman goes, "Oh, Manners in the trash? And then policeman goes, "Hey kid, are you looking for Trouble?"

Then Shut Up goes and says, "No, Trouble's looking for me."

I had an animal pun contest today. He started off by saying something. I don’t remember.

Then I replied, “TOUCAN play that game.” He went silent, and my other friend barged in and said, “Don’t you think he’s CHICKENing out?” I said, “Yeah, just stop HORSING around!” He came back with one, and I ended it by saying, “Ok, let’s MOOOOOve on cow.”

Welp, that’s it.

What has a heart but no organs?

A deck of cards!

Your hairline so far back, it's a wide receiver for the Minnesota Vikings.

I was playing hide and seek at work the other day. Unfortunately, it ended with me in the hospital, though; ICU.

Me: Truth or dare?

Crush: Dare.

Me: I dare you to give me your phone number.

Crush: Umm nevermind, truth.

Me: Ok, what is your phone number?

Why don't orphans play baseball?

Because they can't find home.

What do you call a suicide bomber in a wheelchair? (RC-XD)

What is an orphan's favorite game?

Solitaire.

In a Kahoot, and you're the Twin Tower terrorist: terrorist kill streak 2,996.

What's an astronaut's favorite game? Space-ball!

I threw a dodgeball at a blind kid and got him out... guess I can say he didn't see it coming!

Figure: Who wants to play hide and seek?

Seek and Hide: Me.

Figure: Okay, hide and I will hide and Seek will be it.

Seek: Why do I have to be it?

Figure: Because your name says so.

I played Uno with my Mexican friend.

That bastard took all the green cards!

Wheelchair soccer is just IRL Rocket League. Change my mind.

What’s the difference between a WNBA player and a rotten apple? The apple has a chance to make it into the basket.