Game jokes

What do you call someone who gets killed at 12 o'clock on New Year's? First kill of the match.

Bro never learned how to play Jenga. 🙄

What is the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?

Pikachu, I choose you!

Q: Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?

A: Because they lost two of their towers.

2001, Angry Birds was so amazing. Over 500 people in 2 birds.

What do you get when you mix Harry Houdini, a basketball, and the 17th president?

Magic Johnson.

What do you call basketball for disabled people?

Rocket League?

99% of Roblox usernames be like: bdiejfbsie3hdiejdbisie882jeoxnd, by yYidgJyeuzyei73*-;ujduzjehzisjd, and j73heisbdjJd3nakwnwo2jdieneidjd.

I kicked a soccer ball at a kid in a wheelchair and said, "Rocket League!"

What happened when the dog played golf?

He hit the ball into the ruff.

Papyrus: Sans, can you call Undyne for me and tell her that I found a human!

Sans: Sure bro, lemme just get on the Tele-bone.

Papyrus: Ssssaaaaannnnsss!!!!!!

Sans: Yea bro.

Papyrus: You know what? I will tell Undyne instead.

Ever heard of the game T.T.2: 9/11? That game was bomb.

Don't be sad if you miss a shot when you yell "Kobe." He didn't make it either.

Why can't Juice WRLD play Call of Duty zombies?

Because he can't handle all six perks.

Why are orphans bad at poker?

They don't know what a full house is.

I was at a baseball game and I was wondering why the ball was coming closer.

And then it hit me.

Why shouldn't you let a Chinese person play baseball?

'Cause they'll eat the bat!

Have you heard about the Pokemon called "rhy rhy rhyde" on deez nuts?

There's a new game in the arcade where kids can hit raging paedophiles with a mallet: Whack-A-Jack, oh!

Yo, three kids play hide-and-go-seek. Their names are Trouble, Manners, and Shut Up.

Shut Up hit the police station, Manners hit the trashcan. Trouble is the seeker. When they go and hide and all that shit, the policeman comes up to Shut Up and goes, "Hey kid, what's your name?"

Well, Shut Up looks at him and goes, "Shut Up."

Policeman says, "Excuse me, kid, where's your manners at?"

Shut Up goes, "Oh, Manners? In the trash."

Policeman goes, "Oh, Manners in the trash? And then policeman goes, "Hey kid, are you looking for Trouble?"

Then Shut Up goes and says, "No, Trouble's looking for me."