Game jokes
Why did John rape his mother? Because he wanted a brother to play Mario Kart with.
The moment you realize that school Kahoot! games are more competitive than the Super Bowl.
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
He could not find home.
What can't play home in baseball? They don't have one.
2001, Angry Birds was so amazing. Over 500 people in 2 birds.
What do you call basketball for disabled people?
Rocket League?
What do you get when you mix Harry Houdini, a basketball, and the 17th president?
Magic Johnson.
99% of Roblox usernames be like: bdiejfbsie3hdiejdbisie882jeoxnd, by yYidgJyeuzyei73*-;ujduzjehzisjd, and j73heisbdjJd3nakwnwo2jdieneidjd.
Why do Indians gamble so much? They are hoping to one day reclaim their land.
I kicked a soccer ball at a kid in a wheelchair and said, "Rocket League!"
Papyrus: Sans, can you call Undyne for me and tell her that I found a human!
Sans: Sure bro, lemme just get on the Tele-bone.
Papyrus: Ssssaaaaannnnsss!!!!!!
Sans: Yea bro.
Papyrus: You know what? I will tell Undyne instead.
Ever heard of the game T.T.2: 9/11? That game was bomb.
Don't be sad if you miss a shot when you yell "Kobe." He didn't make it either.
Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
Why can't Juice WRLD play Call of Duty zombies?
Because he can't handle all six perks.
What happened when the dog played golf?
He hit the ball into the ruff.
Have you heard about the Pokemon called "rhy rhy rhyde" on deez nuts?
Why shouldn't you let a Chinese person play baseball?
'Cause they'll eat the bat!
There's a new game in the arcade where kids can hit raging paedophiles with a mallet: Whack-A-Jack, oh!
I was at a baseball game and I was wondering why the ball was coming closer.
And then it hit me.