Game jokes
"I only want to play with your daughter. It was okay yesterday."
What is the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
Roses are red, violets are blue, if you play Fortnite, then R.I.P. you.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Bro never learned how to play Jenga. 🙄
What do you get when you mix Harry Houdini, a basketball, and the 17th president?
Magic Johnson.
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I kicked a soccer ball at a kid in a wheelchair and said, "Rocket League!"
Ever heard of the game T.T.2: 9/11? That game was bomb.
Don't be sad if you miss a shot when you yell "Kobe." He didn't make it either.
Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
Why can't Juice WRLD play Call of Duty zombies?
Because he can't handle all six perks.
What happened when the dog played golf?
He hit the ball into the ruff.
Papyrus: Sans, can you call Undyne for me and tell her that I found a human!
Sans: Sure bro, lemme just get on the Tele-bone.
Papyrus: Ssssaaaaannnnsss!!!!!!
Sans: Yea bro.
Papyrus: You know what? I will tell Undyne instead.
Why shouldn't you let a Chinese person play baseball?
'Cause they'll eat the bat!
Have you heard about the Pokemon called "rhy rhy rhyde" on deez nuts?
There's a new game in the arcade where kids can hit raging paedophiles with a mallet: Whack-A-Jack, oh!
I was at a baseball game and I was wondering why the ball was coming closer.
And then it hit me.
Hi guys, the prankster is back!
I was gone for a long time because of this bullying about a nice sweet girl named Gwen! So my 6th prank is on...
When I put some bad stuff in my sister's toothpaste bottle!
Okay, so I took some smelly mints from the jelly bean game! I had molded cheese jelly bean, molded milk, and worms jelly bean! Jelly bean tasting is this game where weird tasted jelly beans are in there, so I got some mints and put it there! Then next thing you knew was, my sassy ass sister had her breath smelling like a chimpanzee's buttock!
Yo, three kids play hide-and-go-seek. Their names are Trouble, Manners, and Shut Up.
Shut Up hit the police station, Manners hit the trashcan. Trouble is the seeker. When they go and hide and all that shit, the policeman comes up to Shut Up and goes, "Hey kid, what's your name?"
Well, Shut Up looks at him and goes, "Shut Up."
Policeman says, "Excuse me, kid, where's your manners at?"
Shut Up goes, "Oh, Manners? In the trash."
Policeman goes, "Oh, Manners in the trash? And then policeman goes, "Hey kid, are you looking for Trouble?"
Then Shut Up goes and says, "No, Trouble's looking for me."