Game jokes

Q: Why was the leper hockey game cancelled?

A: There was a face off in the corner.

It’s the World Cup Final, and a man makes his way to his seat right next to the pitch. He sits down, noticing that the seat next to him is empty. He leans over and asks his neighbor if someone will be sitting there. “No,” says the neighbor. “The seat is empty.” “This is incredible,” said the man. “Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the Final and not use it?” The neighbor says, “Well, actually the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first World Cup Final we haven’t been to together since we got married.” “Oh, I’m so sorry to hear that. That’s terrible... But couldn’t you find someone else, a friend, relative or even a neighbor to take her seat?” The man shakes his head. “No,” he says. “They’re all at the funeral.”

You are playing as Ukraine in Military Tycoon, and then someone kills you. You see who killed you in nuke revenge, and it says "Putinmoserfucer2342."

When you ask your sister if she wanna smash, but then she grabs the Switch.

Why are frogs good at basketball?

Because they always make jump shots.

Why are Indians so good at football?

Each time they get a corner, they open a shop.

I would try to make a Fortnite joke, but I can't seem to build on it.

Orange you glad to see me?

I kicked a soccer ball at a kid in a wheelchair and said, "Rocket League!"

What happened when the dog played golf?

He hit the ball into the ruff.

Yo mama so stupid, she thought Fruit Ninja was a gay weeaboo!

Q: What was Hellen Keller's favorite game as a kid?

A: Musical chairs.

What do call six gay men going in a war?

Rainbow Six Siege.

What show do orphans relate to? I'm going with "The Hunger Games."

Why shouldn’t you play cards in Africa?

'Cause there’s too many cheetahs.

What happens when an emo kid loses a Kahoot? He gets a 25 kill streak.

Your mom said, "Can you get to the dick game?"

Have you played the game Imagine Dragons? Imagine draggin' deez nuts!

What's an orphan's favorite toy?

A boomerang because it actually came back.

How are Fortnite cards and orphans similar? They're given away.