Game jokes
I pushed a disabled kid down a busy road and yelled out, "Mario Kart!"
Why did the chicken say to the football guy, "You quarter?"
What were the Fortnite kid's last words? "I didn't know pumps are back in the game!"
Did the people of England see a "game over" sign in the sky when the queen died?
What if Flappy Bird was with the Twin Towers?
Why are Americans so bad at chess?
They already lost two towers.
What is the best feeling for an orphan when he plays Grand Theft Auto?
When he is wanted!
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?
Because they lost two towers.
In British chess I guess they play without a queen...
But in American chess they play without 2 towers.
"Squid Game" doll be like: "Gugu la gu, your mom, my balls!"
Have you heard about the Pokemon called "rhy rhy rhyde" on deez nuts?
Why is the cheetah super good at hide and seek tag? Because he was too fast!
How to improve my beloved Penchester United in 5 easy steps:
1. Sell Casemeiro 🤑 2. Sell Pernandes 🤑 3. Sell Bencho 🤑 4. Sell Trashford 🤑 5. Terminate penaldo 🤑 6. Make Mctominay extend his deal 📝
These came down deep from my heart. Don’t let me down again, please.
Cristiano Clapnaldo woke up FEELING DANGEROUS against Real Sociedad!
- 0 tapins! - 0 assists! - 3/3 dives! - 0 key passes! - 2 big chances missed! - 1/4 dribbles! - 2 Offsides! - 27 claps!
Better than Elanga?
"What happened to your arm?" "Oh, uh... I became a gacha emo."
I arrived at basketball and I asked little Jimmy if he brought the basketballs, and he said, "Nope, but I got two right here!"
I was playing hangman, and I gave up on the word "LIFE".
Why can't Mexicans play Uno?
Because they take all the green cards.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? There is no home plate.
Why is an orphan bad at hide-and-seek?
Because nobody will actually look for them.