Game jokes
So you know those people that commit suicide by hanging themselves? I guess they lost Hangman.
Why is the Titanic good at baseball? Because it sinks it.
I got the newest Call of Duty game! I got a 200 kill streak, then I went home and played COD.
Why don't orphans play GTA?
Because they're sad they don't get wanted!
I screamed "Jenga" today in class while watching a 9/11 documentary.
You caught a Penaldo!
Description: Penaldo, the finished statpadder. It is said that Penaldo drains the energy of its teammates and sells underwears.
Type: Ghost type.
Moves: Dive
Disappear in big games
Cry for pens
Statpad vs farmers
Sells underwear
Why are basketball courts slippery?
Because the players dribble on it.
I was playing Mortal Kombat with my friend when he picked the fighter Pristiano Penaldo. I won and the voice didn't say "Finish him," so I couldn't do a fatality.
I was confused, but I understood that the game didn't let me finish him because he is already finished.
"Ryan, come out to play-ee-ay!!"
What is the most popular game at the orphanage?
Need For Speed: Most Wanted.
Why can't orphans play Monopoly?
Because they never get a full house.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair playing soccer?
Rocket League!
(Ali A Intro)
I like men.
Wanna smash?
Suck my balls.
I'm in class as I'm posting this ass joke.
This joke sucks terribly.
Honestly just like and leave.
Add me on discord.
IceyTrae#2230
Lebron>MJ
What can't play home in baseball? They don't have one.
Who ended Franz Ferdinand's COD account?
He ended with a Black Handed bang.
What's an emo's favorite game? Fruit Ninja.
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
He could not find home.
I wanted to play Fruit Ninja, but remembered I don’t have a phone. Guess I gotta draw fruit on my arm!
Okay, long story fast, I walked to GameStop in my house, in the kitchen, by Walmart, to a BTS Squid Game concert, and Drake and Pablo were there for her labor in the Cowboys stadium by Nike, so I bought a pencil from a dead alive man. He said "ZOO WEE MAMA." So yeah.
9/11 was pretty great to me, it's just hilarious to watch people lose at Jenga.
Why can't orphans play paintball?
Because they don't have parent supervision.