What's an emo's favorite game? Fruit Ninja.
Game Jokes
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
He could not find home.
I wanted to play Fruit Ninja, but remembered I don’t have a phone. Guess I gotta draw fruit on my arm!
Okay, long story fast, I walked to GameStop in my house, in the kitchen, by Walmart, to a BTS Squid Game concert, and Drake and Pablo were there for her labor in the Cowboys stadium by Nike, so I bought a pencil from a dead alive man. He said "ZOO WEE MAMA." So yeah.
9/11 was pretty great to me, it's just hilarious to watch people lose at Jenga.
Why can't orphans play paintball?
Because they don't have parent supervision.
Why is Ollie so boring? He plays board games.
Why do orphans love violent video games like GTA?
They never had parents to protect them from it.
Ever heard of the game T.T.2: 9/11? That game was bomb.
If you play FNF, I play a game because he has two balls, boi.
What do you call an orphan who can't get 5 stars on GTA?
Not wanted.
Did you know that if you die you can still be a part of family game night!
All you have to do is have your family cremate you and put you in an hour glass, and the games that use hour glasses, well, you will be a part of family game night.
Why did Cinderella get kicked off the soccer team? Because she ran away from the ball.
The Romans conquered Africa, they conquered Europe, they conquered Britain, then they stopped. They probably ran out of conkers.
Have you heard of the Tic-Tac-Toe Beetle? It has an X-O-skeleton.
What do you get when you have a class of kids and a speeding car?
A 24 killstreak!
Little Johnny ran into the kitchen and asked his mother, "Mom, can little girls have babies?" His mom answered, "Of course not." A few minutes later, his mom heard him shout to his friend, "It's okay, we can keep playing!"
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why is Roblox so blocky? Because it "ro-block."
Why shouldn't you let a Chinese person play baseball?
'Cause they'll eat the bat!
