Game jokes
The twin towers were basically Angry Birds but in real life.
What is a photographer's favorite card game?
SNAP!
Adin, you should consider eating pencil lead, you fat cat lover, only if you're the new Adin from FF though xoxo da babby.
You when you face the boss the first time: :)
You when Dark Souls boss music starts playing on the second phase: :(
You when you ask why do you hear boss music: <(
You when the boss goes straight to his final phase after 1 hit:
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What war game can the French win? None, they are always losing.
When you go to a baseball game and they say, "Heads up!" and you put your head up, and the ball hits you in the head.
So you know those people that commit suicide by hanging themselves? I guess they lost Hangman.
Why is the Titanic good at baseball? Because it sinks it.
I got the newest Call of Duty game! I got a 200 kill streak, then I went home and played COD.
Why don't orphans play GTA?
Because they're sad they don't get wanted!
I screamed "Jenga" today in class while watching a 9/11 documentary.
You caught a Penaldo!
Description: Penaldo, the finished statpadder. It is said that Penaldo drains the energy of its teammates and sells underwears.
Type: Ghost type.
Moves: Dive
Disappear in big games
Cry for pens
Statpad vs farmers
Sells underwear
Why are basketball courts slippery?
Because the players dribble on it.
I was playing Mortal Kombat with my friend when he picked the fighter Pristiano Penaldo. I won and the voice didn't say "Finish him," so I couldn't do a fatality.
I was confused, but I understood that the game didn't let me finish him because he is already finished.
"Ryan, come out to play-ee-ay!!"
What is the most popular game at the orphanage?
Need For Speed: Most Wanted.
Why can't orphans play Monopoly?
Because they never get a full house.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair playing soccer?
Rocket League!
(Ali A Intro)
I like men.
Wanna smash?
Suck my balls.
I'm in class as I'm posting this ass joke.
This joke sucks terribly.
Honestly just like and leave.
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Lebron>MJ
What can't play home in baseball? They don't have one.
Who ended Franz Ferdinand's COD account?
He ended with a Black Handed bang.