Game jokes

You caught a Penaldo!

Description: Penaldo, the finished statpadder. It is said that Penaldo drains the energy of its teammates and sells underwears.

Type: Ghost type.

Moves: Dive

Disappear in big games

Cry for pens

Statpad vs farmers

Sells underwear

Why are basketball courts slippery?

Because the players dribble on it.

I was playing Mortal Kombat with my friend when he picked the fighter Pristiano Penaldo. I won and the voice didn't say "Finish him," so I couldn't do a fatality.

I was confused, but I understood that the game didn't let me finish him because he is already finished.

"Ryan, come out to play-ee-ay!!"

What is the most popular game at the orphanage?

Need For Speed: Most Wanted.

Why can't orphans play Monopoly?

Because they never get a full house.

What do you call a guy in a wheelchair playing soccer?

Rocket League!

(Ali A Intro)

I like men.

Wanna smash?

Suck my balls.

I'm in class as I'm posting this ass joke.

This joke sucks terribly.

Honestly just like and leave.

Add me on discord.

IceyTrae#2230

Lebron>MJ

What can't play home in baseball? They don't have one.

Who ended Franz Ferdinand's COD account?

He ended with a Black Handed bang.

What's an emo's favorite game? Fruit Ninja.

Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?

He could not find home.

I wanted to play Fruit Ninja, but remembered I don’t have a phone. Guess I gotta draw fruit on my arm!

Okay, long story fast, I walked to GameStop in my house, in the kitchen, by Walmart, to a BTS Squid Game concert, and Drake and Pablo were there for her labor in the Cowboys stadium by Nike, so I bought a pencil from a dead alive man. He said "ZOO WEE MAMA." So yeah.

9/11 was pretty great to me, it's just hilarious to watch people lose at Jenga.

Why can't orphans play paintball?

Because they don't have parent supervision.

Why is Ollie so boring? He plays board games.

Why do orphans love violent video games like GTA?

They never had parents to protect them from it.

Ever heard of the game T.T.2: 9/11? That game was bomb.

If you play FNF, I play a game because he has two balls, boi.

What do you call an orphan who can't get 5 stars on GTA?

Not wanted.