What do you call six gay men at war? Rainbow six siege
What's a orfons favourite toy
A boomerang because it came back unlike there peronts
Why can't an orphan play basketball?
Because no one will be cheering them on.
Looking for true love. Must be into fun, likes to go out driving, playing the latest catching game and most importantly, must love kids. (PEADOPHILES MUST APPLY WITH HOW MANY KIDS YOU CAN CARRY)
Kobe ended so many games with threes. Now he ends his life with trees.
What do call six gay men going in a war?
Rainbow Six Siege.
My girlfriend was cheating in Uno.
She's not the only one who can play that game.
What happens when skeletons score points in a game?
They get a bone-us
Chess board White: right Black: left Yellow: invading
Why do orphans like the game Adopt Me? Because they've never been adopted in their life.
There is a rich child and a poor child. The rich child invites the poor child to his house and shows him all the toys and tells him: "Look at what a beautiful radio-controlled airplane I have! You don't have it because you are poor!" The poor child answers: "You're right, it's very nice, but I have one thing that you don't have!" The rich child then invites him into the garden and shows him the swimming pool, the trampoline, and all the other games that can be done outdoors and says to the poor child: "Look at that beautiful swimming pool I have! It is very big; you don't have it because you are poor!" And the poor child says: "Beautiful, it is really beautiful! But one thing that you don't have." So the rich child feels bad. He says: "Wait, but I'm rich! How is it possible? I have everything I want because I'm rich. Why do you have something that I don't have?" And the poor child says: "I have cancer!"
Why can't you play Uno with Mexicans? They steal all the green cards.
Why do orphans play GTA? Cause they wanna feel wanted.
Why are orphans bad at hide and seek?
Because they can’t find their parents.
When the school shooter says, "Everybody get down!" and the autistic kid thinks it's Simon Says: 🙋♂️🙋♂️🙋♂️
Boy: Your dick is so small, oh wait, you don't have one.
Older boy: UNO reverse card!
Why is basketball such a messy sport?
'Cause the players are always dribbling everywhere!
There's a kid named Little Johnny who would always cuss. Well, one day, he was sitting in class and the teacher said, "Let's play a game." So the game was she calls out a letter and someone raises her hand and tells her a word that begins with that letter. The teacher says "A". Little Johnny raises his hand and the teacher thinks to herself, "Well, he might say something like a**." So the teacher calls on Sally. Sally says "apple". The teacher says "B". Little Johnny raises his hand. The teacher thought, "No, he might say something like b!tch." So the teacher goes all the way to R. The teacher says "R". Little Johnny raises his hand and says, "Me, me, please, I really know one." Then the teacher thinks to herself, "Well, there's no cuss word that starts with R," so she said, "Okay, Johnny, give me a word that starts with R." Little Johnny says, "A rat!" and the teacher, very pleased, says, "Very good, Johnny. What type of rat?" Little Johnny says, "A big gosh damn mother freaker."
Sorry, I had to edit some word, but y'all know what I meant.
An orphan was playing with a famous baseball player. The baseball player walks up to him and says, "Dude, I gotta teach you." The orphan goes, "Why? I got all your moves down." The baseball player goes, "But kid, you can never find home, though."
Why do orphans like boomerangs? Because then they can play catch.
