Arcade

Arcade Jokes

Joystick

I brought my cousin to an arcade and I gave her $5 to go play a game, but she tugged my joystick too hard.

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  • Pac-Man

    Why do women like Pac-Man so much?

    How else can you get eaten three times for a quarter?

    Game

    There's a new game in the arcade where kids can hit raging paedophiles with a mallet: Whack-A-Jack, oh!

    Pacman

    The gayest person in the world is Pacman, because I can pay him 50 cents to eat 200 balls.

    Money

    A man with 20 dollars walked into Dave & Buster's. He went to the bathroom to wash his hands. He walked out without any clothes but still has his money.