Arcade jokes

I brought my cousin to an arcade and I gave her $5 to go play a game, but she tugged my joystick too hard.

What's Joe Biden's favorite arcade game?

Space Invaders.

Why do women like Pac-Man so much?

How else can you get eaten three times for a quarter?

If you play FNF, I play a game because he has two balls, boi.

There's a new game in the arcade where kids can hit raging paedophiles with a mallet: Whack-A-Jack, oh!

The gayest person in the world is Pacman, because I can pay him 50 cents to eat 200 balls.

A man with 20 dollars walked into Dave & Buster's. He went to the bathroom to wash his hands. He walked out without any clothes but still has his money.

Pacman 200 balls

I kicked a soccer ball at the kid in the wheelchair. Now we're playing Rocket League.

Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect 4 in only three moves.

I was playing Mortal Kombat with my friend when he picked the fighter Pristiano Penaldo. I won and the voice didn't say "Finish him," so I couldn't do a fatality.

I was confused, but I understood that the game didn't let me finish him because he is already finished.

I wanted to play as Kobe in my console, but the game crashed.

I went to a park, then I kicked a ball at a kid in a wheelchair, then screamed "Rocket League!"