I brought my cousin to an arcade and I gave her $5 to go play a game, but she tugged my joystick too hard.
What's Joe Biden's favorite arcade game?
Space Invaders.
Why do women like Pac-Man so much?
How else can you get eaten three times for a quarter?
If you play FNF, I play a game because he has two balls, boi.
There's a new game in the arcade where kids can hit raging paedophiles with a mallet: Whack-A-Jack, oh!
A man with 20 dolars walked into Dave & Busters. He went to the bathrom to wash his hands. He walked out without any clothes but still has his money.
