Arcade jokes

Pacman 200 balls

Why do women like Pac-Man so much?

How else can you get eaten three times for a quarter?

I brought my cousin to an arcade and I gave her $5 to go play a game, but she tugged my joystick too hard.

What's Joe Biden's favorite arcade game?

Space Invaders.

The gayest person in the world is Pacman, because I can pay him 50 cents to eat 200 balls.

There's a new game in the arcade where kids can hit raging paedophiles with a mallet: Whack-A-Jack, oh!

If you play FNF, I play a game because he has two balls, boi.

A man with 20 dollars walked into Dave & Buster's. He went to the bathroom to wash his hands. He walked out without any clothes but still has his money.

I went to a park, then I kicked a ball at a kid in a wheelchair, then screamed "Rocket League!"

Have you guys heard about the crazy shadow glitch in the game Sonic X? Just google "Sonic X Shadow."

Wheelchair soccer is just IRL Rocket League. Change my mind.