Arcade jokes

I brought my cousin to an arcade and I gave her $5 to go play a game, but she tugged my joystick too hard.

What's Joe Biden's favorite arcade game?

Space Invaders.

Why do women like Pac-Man so much?

How else can you get eaten three times for a quarter?

If you play FNF, I play a game because he has two balls, boi.

There's a new game in the arcade where kids can hit raging paedophiles with a mallet: Whack-A-Jack, oh!

The gayest person in the world is Pacman, because I can pay him 50 cents to eat 200 balls.

A man with 20 dollars walked into Dave & Buster's. He went to the bathroom to wash his hands. He walked out without any clothes but still has his money.

Pacman 200 balls

I kicked a soccer ball at the kid in the wheelchair. Now we're playing Rocket League.

playing irl fruit ninja on my arm.

The gayest person in the world is Pacman. You can pay him 50 cents to eat 200 balls.

Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect 4 in only three moves.

when you don't have a phone to play Fruit Ninja and improvise.