Funny jokes
How can you tell a Pokémon likes baseball?
Every night he turns into a Golbat.
What do you call an amazing goat?
A goat-zing.
What did the banana say to the peel?
“Let’s split!”
Me: "You wanna see my dad?"
Some kid: "Yeah?"
Me: "Close your eyes and he will appear."
Some kid: "He ain't appearing."
Me: "Sorry I thought he would appear for you. He won't appear for me."
*The kid laughs*
Moral: Not everything is supposed to be funny text if you notice what was really going on. 🙃
What does a skeleton say when it has a lot of stuff?
"I have a skele-TON of stuff to do."
Wyatt is a guy who still doesn't have a girlfriend because he didn't sit with Yanely and Jasmine at lunch. Funny joke, huh?
A boy was following me for 8 years, even into the stall. I finally told him I’m not gay.
The best joke in the world is me.
Don't say that you're not a joke. Jokes have meanings.
Waluigi gets his Walu-weenie stuck in a vending machine!
What's the best part of working at an abortion clinic? Free dog food.
Where did the pig go on holiday?
Snout and about.
What do you get when you cross an alligator with a vest?
An investigator.
The boobs was funny tbh... But the last was rude.
How do you find a blind man on a nude beach?
It’s not hard.
I asked my lab partner for sodium hypobromate, but he said, "Na Br O."
Orphan jokes protest. Anonymous.
Orphan jokes are just funny so stop trying to ruin our fun!
Comments:
Gwen: Stop! It is not funny. Orphans are just out their cold, weak, and need someone! And the jokes are not funny!
Shut up: Shut up!
Liv: Gwen stop!!
Gwen: SHUT UP BITCH!!!!!!!!!
I lost at Kahoot, so I had to ka-shoot.
Some people think jokes about child abuse are funny.
I'm not sure if I think that, but they do seem to hit different.
Did you hear about the monkeys that share an Amazon account? They were prime mates.
Why should you never make height jokes about dwarfs?
It goes right over their head.