Funny jokes
If you're depressed and you're crying, like this joke.
How did the cookie 🍪 feel when he was dunked in milk?
Batter.
Why can’t organs have a family bag of chips?
Because they have no family to share it with.
Why don’t we just call blue balls a cummy ache?
A kid gets home from school and finds his mom and dad having sex. The kid asks, "What are you doing, Dad?" The dad replies, "Having sex with your mom, son," and he starts laughing.
The next day, Dad gets home from work and finds his son having sex with his nan. The dad shouts, "What the hell are you doing, son?" The kid replies, "It's not funny when it's your mom, is it?"
I accidentally drank a little food coloring last night. I ended up dying inside.
Been learning Chinese...
69 is too-can-chew.
Boy, your momma so ugly she’s denied from the homeless parties in the dumpster.
Quiet kid, your momma so funny she made a joke pop out her a*s.
Why aren’t orphan jokes funny?
The punchline isn’t apparent.
It's amazing how many things rhyme with blue.
Blue, sue, stew, poo, screw, new, boo, do, rue, glue, you, to, too, flew, you, goo, zoo, two, moo, woo, ooh, blew...
Dear Gwen and Prince,
Gwen and Prince, sorry for being mean and cussing and other messed up nonsense. To be honest, I really just wanted to be your friends, all both of you! BTW Prince, Gwen is not dating Aiden...I don't even know who Aiden is! Sorry a million times, Zreina.
A bear and a rabbit are at a bar getting high, smoking weed, talking about nothing but lies and straight up garbage.
And then the bear starts to drink too much damn liquor, gets drunk, and asks the rabbit, "Can I have one more scotch, pretty please?"
And the rabbit says, "Hell to the naw, I'm not about to carry your drunk ass home with me and smell your breath."
Dark humor is like cancer, it's funnier when children get it.
What is a queef?
Something your mum did in bed last night. 😩😩😩🍑🍑🍑🌬️🌬️🌬️🌪️🌪️🌪️
What do you call a homosexual in a coma?
A fruit and a vegetable!
Kid: Hi Mum!
Mum: Hi, Loser!
Kid: Why?
Mum: You loser, why? Hahaha!
Kid: Waaaaaaa!
I know this is not funny, but who cares?
Guys, these jokes are not funny. My dad died, he was the best Arabic pilot ever.
Josh: Tell me something funny.
Mark: My life.
Knock knock. "Who's there?" "Grandma." "Oh, okay."
Nah, it's a penis.
What do you call a depressed person holding a knife?
Freedom yay! (so funny ikr)