Funny jokes
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That was so funny, I forgot to laugh.
How can you tell when a comic passes gas? Something smells funny.
Josh: Tell me something funny.
Mark: My life.
Bianca: Mr. Doeken, even though I completed my test, you still said it was "late." Why is that?
Mr. Dowon: Bianca, for the LAST TIME, MY LAST NAME IS DOWON!
Bianca (🤨): Are you sure?
Mr. Dowon (😒): What do you need, Bianca?
Bianca: It's Bianca!
Mr. Dowon: Are you sure?
Dark humor is like cancer, it's funnier when children get it.
Bob the Golden Retriever and Lily the Husky were talking at Bob's house.
Lily: Bob, do you think I'm fat?
Bob: No, Lily, of course not! You're just a little husky!!!! Lol. Golden Retrievers are funny.
Me: *Meets girl, starts to form crush* Me after I get enough courage to talk to her: “Are you a casket lid because I want you on top of me?”
“What do you call my friend group?” “Suicide Squad.”
Gwen just wanted to help you with the bullying.
Tip 1. Ignore them; bullies are really just cowards.
Tip 2. Stand up for yourself; it's ok for people to also help you, but you do the same for yourself!
Tip 3. Just let them be; they're just stupid!
Love you-Iariah
Why does the Avon lady walk funny?
Because her lipstick!
What do you call a funny drink?
Punch!
When you see someone with a double chin that’s sad:
Hey come on, man, keep your chin up. Wait, which one?
My life, haha, so funny!
How do you get 500 babies in a phone booth?
A blender.
How do you get them out?
A straw.
I make baby mush.
"Why did the band teacher get arrested?"
"For fingering a minor." Ahaha, so funny!
Where did the king put his armies?
In his sleevies.
Jack and Jill went up a hill so Jack could eat her candy. But Jack got a shock and a mouth full of c*** because Jill's real name is Randy.
You guys asked for a joke? Well, you're in luck, because you already are one!
My life, ha ha funny!