my life, ha ha funny
Why didn’t the moon eat dinner?
Because it was full! 🌕
Sugar Honey Ice Tea
I FORGOT MY JOKE
So a blind guy is sitting on a park bench his seeing eye dog right beside him. Suddenly his seeing eye dog cocks his leg and pisses all over the blind guys leg. So the blind guy gives the dog a treat. A man taking a walk saw the entire thing and said to the blind man. That is the most charitable thing I’ve ever seen, your dog deliberately pissed on you and here you are giving him a dog biscuit. The blind man says Oh it’s not what you think I’m just trying to find his head so I can kick him in the Ass.
what was so funnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
the bomb
I told my dad that I wanted to go to a college with a 100% acceptance rate and a 50% Graduation rate and he said "Your mom doesn't count as a college"
I was at work and a few fat women came up to me and asked for some help. Later that week I ran into them on the dance floor, one of them asked me if I wanted to dance I told her no, the other asked me if I knew what was cracking, I calmly said the floor.
Is BB hungry? No, BB-8.
hello everybody its me mariplier and today im goin to be balling at freddys
Q: What kinda bees give milk? A: Boobees
Q: How do you know it's time for bed at the neverland ranch? A: When the big hand touches the little hand.
You are shore to find loads of jokes funny even if I can’t kelp you find the right ones. Loads of jokes are funny as I’m shore you shall sea
knock knock whose there clearly not their parents
what's an orphan's favourite toy? boomerang because it come back
What's the difference between an orphan and a corpse? One of them has someone to mourn them.
Why can’t you play games with cats? Because they always ‘cheetah’. (This joke sucks ik 🥲)
Why did the emo swallow the alarm clock? So he could wake up inside
How do you know if a snowman is a gril or a boy?
A:snow balls
Do you want to hear a joke? You
I bought a horse and named him Mayo.
Sometimes Mayo neighs.
